Public restroom catchphrases

[Quantum Diabetes]

What’s your go to before you unleash a porcelain shattering poot?

“Let it rip!”


“Release the Kraken!”

“Here comes another Michael Bay summer blockbuster!”

“Lena Dunham, I summon you!”

“Vladimir’s ‘bout to be pootin’!”

“I’m making brown bubbles!”

“My brown line is running express!”


Post yours here

 

[Reverend]

"It'll be just between us"

 

[TheRetardKing]

"Time to take a piss."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Time to take a piss."

"Time to release some chemicals in the water to make the freaking frogs gay!"

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

"Time to take a piss."

But Mario you’re a supposed to be jumping on me!

 

[DerKryptid]

"Oh baby a triple"

 

[Mr. Bung]

Making a deposit at the porcelain back.

Bonus: Best thing I saw scratched into a public stall was "for a good time call Sheniqua, na fa fo, fo fo na fa."

 

[Jason Wynn]

A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd