Professional (for a fee) "doxxers"...do they exist?

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Uhm, private detective agencies? How old are you? Not that these sleazballs are worth anything, unlike your own personal army, the esteemed kiwis of the kiwifarms, of course.
Okay, granted that there are private detective agencies. Those have existed for centuries. TV shows from Richard Diamond, Private Eye to Barnaby Jones were based on such agencies. What I really meant was more akin to "talented amateurs" who engage in such activities for a fee. What about that breed?
 
Okay, granted that there are private detective agencies. Those have existed for centuries. TV shows from Richard Diamond, Private Eye to Barnaby Jones were based on such agencies. What I really meant was more akin to "talented amateurs" who engage in such activities for a fee. What about that breed?
The fee is Keks, bring before us a cow with milk to bear and behold the wizardry.
 
In the past, I tried that. In my opinion, this group would make a fine herd of "cows". But for some reason they never caught the "herding instinct" of Kiwi Farmers, even a "cow" like this one:

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I mean, I guess it's the original Democrat base, so it's not surprising that their most avant garde (ex) members are now dickchoppers too.
It's not unexpected or out of turn, not so kekworthy.

I swear they were funnier in the heyday of their org:
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Also, low key cooler:
Imma be an Imperial Representative when I grow up, dad!
Now they're just a little speck amongst all the varieties of trailer trash larpers there are:
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People who think they are animals and buy thousands of dollars worth in fur-suits are just funnier than nazis with pointy hats and wizard robes.
 
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I considered seeking the help of one to see if I have any surviving relatives, but in the end it was too creepy. The odds of it biting you on the ass
are very good.
 
I mean, I guess it's the original Democrat base, so it's not surprising that their most avant garde (ex) members are now dickchoppers too. It's not unexpected or out of turn, not so kekworthy.

It is surprising, if you know anything about today's KKK - since most vote Republican - including David Duke. So I beg to differ by stating that it IS "kekworthy" because it was so unexpected. It's why the left-wing news pounced on the story. But, that's okay. I'm not looking for someone to "dox" this red-headed guy, since his identity has been known for some 30 years now. It's someone entirely different - but not a private individual, but instead one who operates publicly but hides behind a fake name.
 
It is surprising, if you know anything about today's KKK - since most vote Republican - including David Duke. So I beg to differ by stating that it IS "kekworthy" because it was so unexpected.
Same blood, same brain defects. Of course someone who hung niggers from a tree while calling himself le grand wizard also chops his dick off and calls himself Wanda.
These hillbillies have whatever makes people especially suggestible to idpol agitation and violence, against themselves and others.

But not a private individual, but instead one who operates publicly but hides behind a fake name.
Ey, you have to put at least some work in. Did you try prospering grounds or just testing the waters by posting something about the guy in a random thread with a related topic? 'Cause that's the best way to measure engagement without outright embarrassing yourself. If you don't want to put the cow on high alert, so milk doesn't get spilled or even sour, talk to mod staff in prospering grounds. But then I would make sure this really isn't just some petty personal army request on your behalf and actually interesting.
 
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