Business Private Equity World Engulfed by Perfect Storm - Tariff turmoil dashes investors’ hopes for payouts; dealmaking grinds to near standstill

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By Matt Wirz and Miriam Gottfried
April 17, 2025 8:00 pm ET

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One of Wall Street’s most consistent profit engines is close to breaking down.

Even before President Trump’s tariff chaos, buyout firms had been struggling to sell their portfolio companies and return money to anxious investors. Now recession fears and market turmoil have brought dealmaking to a near standstill.

Shares of Apollo Global Management, Blackstone, KKR and other private-equity fund managers are down 20% or more this year, far worse than the S&P 500’s sharp losses.

The longer the deal logjam lasts, the harder it will be for firms to hand money back to clients such as pensions and endowments. The amount of unrealized value the funds owe their investors has hit record levels, according to an analysis by credit-ratings firm Moody’s Ratings. That makes it tougher for the firms to raise new funds.

“We aren’t even in a recession now, and we’re already at a point where things are incredibly challenging,” said Hugh MacArthur, chairman for private equity at Bain & Co.

Firms are sitting on a record 29,000 companies worth $3.6 trillion, half of which they have owned for five years or more, he said. Clients are becoming less willing to make new investments and buyout fundraising dropped by almost 25% last year, he said.

Even Blackstone is feeling the pain. The private-equity giant, which reported first-quarter earnings Thursday, said market volatility might lead North American institutional investors to “slow down decision-making” about allocating money due to expectations of lower payouts. The firm has other fast-growing businesses including private lending and private wealth.

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Recent market volatility has deepened buyout firms’ struggles to sell portfolio companies and return money to investors. Photo: Seth Wenig/Associated Press

Some companies could become even more difficult to unload because of financial pressures.

Office-supply chain Staples, which Sycamore Partners bought for $7 billion in 2017, imports much of its inventory from Asia. Prices of some of the company’s bonds dropped to below 60 cents on the dollar in recent weeks. The firm has already returned some money to investors through dividends.

The extent of the tariffs is still unknown, and the political and economic uncertainty isn’t all bad for the industry. Big private-equity firms have pushed heavily into private credit, becoming a major source of lending for private-equity backed companies. That business typically grows in turbulent times when banks make fewer loans, though returns could suffer if existing borrowers become distressed.

Pensions and endowments are investing less with the biggest players and more with smaller and more focused ones that are delivering, said Neal Prunier, a managing director at the Institutional Limited Partners Association, a trade group.

“If distributions aren’t coming and performance isn’t generating the results that they’re looking for, [investors] have to go elsewhere,” Prunier said.

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Private equity remains the biggest fee generator for the broader Wall Street ecosystem of banks and advisers, which was counting on a dealmaking recovery this year.

Trump’s sweeping “Liberation Day” tariffs were top of mind at a Bain Capital gathering earlier this month for leaders of the companies it owns and others. One keynote speaker encouraged the roughly 350 attendees to take a more granular look at how their supply chains might be affected, according to people in attendance.

The next day, Trump announced a 90-day pause on most of the so-called reciprocal tariffs.

The landscape has firms unwilling to move forward with new deals. Banks and debt investors have also stopped making new buyout loans. Some say financing is available but it would come at a steeper cost.

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The amount of money firms have on hand, or “dry powder,” relative to the amount they have locked up in unsold companies is at a record low, according to Moody’s.

Many executives in the industry had been waiting for the Federal Reserve to further cut interest rates. Firms are reluctant to sell companies they bought when borrowing costs were lower. Some are breaking through. GTCR on Thursday announced a $24.3 billion deal to sell payments company Worldpay to Global Payments.

“We already thought 2025 was going to be a challenging year for distributions,” said Ian Charles, managing partner of Arctos Partners, which provides capital to asset managers, including private-equity firms. “It’s going to be even harder than we thought.”

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Private Equity firms suck all the life out of your favorite brands as they are parasites and I wish them all a very pleasant Go Bankrupt.
 
I hate PE fags. Buying up companies using borrowed money with next to no interest, gutting the workforce to lower costs, then selling the company to some sucker for a quick buck. Nothing is more gay and Jewish than private equity, although investment banking is a close second.
 
Fuck private equity bros. The rise of private equity has been a disaster. The worst part is it is often your money they are using to buy up companies and then "streamline" them to deliver you a much worse product or service at an increased price. But hey, line go up, right?
 
Fuck private equity bros. The rise of private equity has been a disaster. The worst part is it is often your money they are using to buy up companies and then "streamline" them to deliver you a much worse product or service at an increased price. But hey, line go up, right?
Look at the fallout from Apollo's acquisition of hospitals across America. Total scum, even worse than payment processors.
 
Tariffs stopped PE from buying my workplace, so I can attest to the article.


Trump killing PE on accident would be the funniest shit in the world. Literal vultures starving to death.
 
Tariffs stopped PE from buying my workplace, so I can attest to the article.


Trump killing PE on accident would be the funniest shit in the world. Literal vultures starving to death.
If this happens, the legacy media will NEVER talk about it.
 
Have Bernie or Pocahontas made statements about how great PE buying up companies, squeezing out the assets, and disposing of the remains is yet?

We're going to see one of these charts as soon as the NPCs get reprogrammed.

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SUFFAH BLACKROCK
SUFFAH STATE STREET
SUFFAH VANGUARD

The stock market and "investors" in general are fucking CANCER upon society. Fucking gambling addicts run the economy and if that wasn't bad enought they're fucking card counters who will kill you if you try to stop them. They don't invest in machinery, infrastructure, or people. They "invest" in a slot machine based off of retarded government bullshit. I invest in a bunch of tools because they will help me make money using my skills. Stock market gamblers "invest" in a company because uhhhhhh line goes up because the product quality went down and the whole firm was sent to Jeetland.
 
SUFFAH BLACKROCK
SUFFAH STATE STREET
SUFFAH VANGUARD

The stock market and "investors" in general are fucking CANCER upon society. Fucking gambling addicts run the economy and if that wasn't bad enought they're fucking card counters who will kill you if you try to stop them. They don't invest in machinery, infrastructure, or people. They "invest" in a slot machine based off of retarded government bullshit. I invest in a bunch of tools because they will help me make money using my skills. Stock market gamblers "invest" in a company because uhhhhhh line goes up because the product quality went down and the whole firm was sent to Jeetland.
Most of the people who own shares with the latter two are everyday people.

Fuck blackrock and Blackstone though
 
Have Bernie or Pocahontas made statements about how great PE buying up companies, squeezing out the assets, and disposing of the remains is yet?

We're going to see one of these charts as soon as the NPCs get reprogrammed.

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You know, as I continued to study history/read theory and watch progressive liberalism descend into identity politics shitlibbery in my twenties, constantly adjusting my beliefs accordingly, I grew to conceptualize the "no brain" part of the following adage:
"if you're a conservative at 20, you have no heart, if you're a liberal at 50, you have no brain"
as describing an inability to learn from cause and effect and evolve beyond the initial ideological self-conception you created in your late teens.
Seeing charts like this, I'm made distressingly aware that a large amount nah, scratch that, probably the sizeable majority, of the people I surrounded myself with back during my activist days never developed their own political consciousness at all, it's always been them regurgitating what's been most recently fed to them by mass media.
 
Blackrock had an (also evil) twin? Oy vey this is getting out of hand now there is two of them!
 
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