🐱 Prison Rape Jokes About Derek Chauvin Aren’t Funny

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Derek Chauvin has been formally convicted of murdering Houstonian George Floyd during his tenure in the Minneapolis Police Department. On Tuesday, the jury found him guilty on all counts. Chauvin’s bail was revoked, and he was remanded into custody. He will be sentenced roughly eight weeks from now and faces up to 40 years in prison.

The conviction of a white police officer for killing a Black man is a monumental shift in the racist justice paradigm of America, though harsh reality came immediately crashing back into focus as Ma'Khia Bryant and Andrew Brown Jr. were dead by police bullets within 24 hours of the verdict. Everyone is still understandably raw, but here’s a harsh truth that needs to be said.

Prison rape jokes about Derek Chauvin are not funny. No, not even if you frame one as dropping the soap, and certainly not if you consider it justice.

There are two reasons to lock these anti-chuckles away for good. The first is that claiming someone deserves rape is just going to re-victimize the people around you who have been sexually assaulted. It’s a known fact that many rape victims experience blame from society for their own assaults, everything from wearing a revealing outfit to drinking at a party to, well, being in prison. Victims internalize that. It eats them away from the inside, making them feel dirty and broken.

Victim blaming shifts the burden of preventing rape to the people who experience it, further marginalizing them. It also tends to treat rape as some sort of natural force that just occurs instead of the intentional actions of individual people who should be stopped. When sexual assault survivors hear that you consider a particular rape a fitting experience for someone, it makes them wonder how much of their own attack was “justified.” It opens the door to a host of horrible feelings built by the way our society badly handles the whole subject.

I get that people are hurting now but triggering victims with enthusiastic pro-rape statements is not going to bring about social justice. It’s not going to make the world a better place. It just forwards the idea that there is good rape.

Which brings us to the second point. A lot of people have this fantasy that particularly evil people will be brutalized by other prisoners as a form of extra punishment. The most common example is that child molesters do hard time as other inmate’s sexual plaything in a kind of twisted justice.

Y’all, this is a myth. There is no good rapist who is holding in his rape urges until the properly evil orifice comes along. This is not a sodomy-themed episode of Dexter. Roughly half of people who are in American state prisons are non-violent offenders, and of course about 60 percent of them are people of color. People in prison (including the guards) who want to rape others are not going to altruistically stick to the worst evildoers. They’re going to do what rapists have always done; find the easiest target and keep doing it until someone physically stops them.

We should not condone rape in prisons as part of punishment. You don't have to weep if it happens to a monster, but you don't have to cheer or look away from the larger problem, either. If a judge sentenced a person to ten years of incarceration plus additional random sexual assaults, we would all be (hopefully) horrified. Why, then, should we cheer it when it happens clandestinely? I know why. It’s because rape culture is always in the back of our heads poisoning our brains, particularly in moments of high emotion and vulnerability.

We want justice after seeing Floyd brutally, heinously murdered slowly before our eyes, but that justice will not be carried out by a rapist. It will just increase the amount of rape in the world, and openly cheering for it to happen to Chauvin will make it easier for the next prison rapist attacking a person you don't even know to get away with it. That’s where those jokes lead. Please, stop it.
 
The few things that Chauvin has going for him is that he's white, and he was convicted of killing a jogger. He should just let people think what they want to , so he can try to get some protection.
 
I agree with the author. They're just not funny and played out in general. Look at any thread here or any other forum involving someone going to prison. 99 percent of posts are "BUBBA PRISON RAPE DURHUR" Be original you drones.
 
I wonder how many prison dicks St. Floyd had to suck in his many stints.
 
STFU Karen Rape is always funny
Only in the USA is the threat of prison rape celebrated. You would think that punishing people with rape would be considered backwards and barbaric but here we are.
Thats because America is backwards and barbaric
 
Prison rape jokes, and by extension all male on male rape jokes, are exclusively the domain of milquetoast losers who think they're being edgy by saying something that society approves of. It's the comedy equivalent of going on reddit and saying "I'm going to be downvoted for this, but black trans lives matter". Tell a "joke" about a woman getting raped and I guarantee you they'd be shitting themselves in fear and anger. Suddenly they're not so brave when they're saying something that's not 100% safe.

You're not being counterculture or edgy when you say something that every other dork with an inferiority complex has been saying for the past 60 years.
 
I agree with the author. They're just not funny and played out in general. Look at any thread here or any other forum involving someone going to prison. 99 percent of posts are "BUBBA PRISON RAPE DURHUR" Be original you drones.
OH MY GOD NIGGER CHRIST HAS RISEN AGAIN

Prison rape isn't justice, but like most other rape jokes, prison rape jokes are still hilarious.
 
You mean the author doesn't want someone they probably see as evil incarnate to be subject to the horrible act of rape? I, for one, am shocked.
 
People have a weird view of prison rape from watching too many movies. Most people in prison getting fucked are willing.

Chauvin will never see GP anyway. He'll spend his sentence in a SNY or something.
tbh if I were him I'd just kill myself. Do you know what they'd do to a fucking cop in prison?
 
He'll protect his booty hole by kneeing on nigger dicks.
 
Strongly disagree

I'd ask Derek his opinion, but he's in the middle of getting raped in prison.
 
Oh look, trying to police thought and speech again. How stunning and brave.

Do a backflip off a bridge there Author who mostly definitely enjoys being a cucked faggot

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Every time I see a white leftist I think of the Tivolians from Dr. Who. They are sniveling cowards who won't shut the hell up about their desire to be conquered. This guy is doing that stereotype no favors.
 
People in prison (including the guards) who want to rape others are not going to altruistically stick to the worst evildoers. They’re going to do what rapists have always done; find the easiest target and keep doing it until someone physically stops them.
The "worst are evildoers" are easy targets because they have no protection and guards care less about them. Rapists do rape and kill pedophiles and others at higher rates - because they're easy targets.

Either of way, Chauvin will never experience GP life. He'll almost certainly be PC.

Rape jokes aren't really funny, they're played out, but people whining about it increases the humor every time.
 
At this point rape is so common in prison its pretty much part of the sentence, which is to say these people might as well have advocated for him to get raped. But making a joke about it happening is where the line should be drawn of course.
 
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