pride-flags-for-us - a tumblr dedicated to making up genders and sexualities.

[Motherboard]

I can't believe these shitlords don't have a triangle-gender flag yet. How oppressive.

Spoiler

Achieve link in case it's hard to read.

-70/10 Not deep and edgy enough.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Here's a flag for all those special snowflakes in your life. Not from the site but flags is flags.

 

[Erica]

There are apparently now flags if you're self diagnosed with a personality disorder but need all of your potential partners to know you're a weirdo.

There are also variants for things such as "dependaltrous" and "dependquasiplatonic". For once I don't actually know what these are.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

What the hell does "-alterous" even mean?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Take pride in your toxic, enabling relationship!

 

[Motherboard]

What the hell does "-alterous" even mean?

If I had to bet, it has to do with self diagnosed multiple personality disorders.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

If I had to bet, it has to do with self diagnosed multiple personality disorders.

I looked it up:
"Alterous is described as neither being (entirely/completely) platonic nor romantic, & is an attraction best described as wanting emotional closeness without necessarily being (at all or entirely) platonic &/or romantic, & is used in the place of -romantic or -platonic (so say bi-alterous instead of bi-romantic)."

What even, man? Just what even?

 

[Motherboard]

I looked it up:
"Alterous is described as neither being (entirely/completely) platonic nor romantic, & is an attraction best described as wanting emotional closeness without necessarily being (at all or entirely) platonic &/or romantic, & is used in the place of -romantic or -platonic (so say bi-alterous instead of bi-romantic)."

What even, man? Just what even?

Dear Tumblr, use actual fucking english.

Or is that ~*~racist~*~ to say?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Dear Tumblr, use actual fucking english.

Or is that ~*~racist~*~ to say?

Maybe it's a really retarded version of it based on doublethink.

Also I just can't get over queerplatonic. Isn't that just another word for best friend?

 

[Erica]

Maybe it's a really retarded version of it based on doublethink.

Also I just can't get over queerplatonic. Isn't that just another word for best friend?

Yes. Were you in need of a flag to show off your pride?

(Though ask a tumblr user with a queer platonic relationship, and they will insist it's not friendship because the attraction transcends friendship and romance)

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

To be fair, they're probably not very used to having friends, so they figure it must be a special thing that's unique to them when they finally make one.

 

[Wildchild]

I'm attracted to myself!

What would that be called?

 

[Erica]

I'm attracted to myself!

What would that be called?

 

[Wildchild]

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That flag is stupid.

I should make a new gender for people who are attracted to Wildchild.

Any suggestions on what the gender should be called? I'm thinking of calling it Cake.

 

[Warden]

Queerplatonic wayyyy predates tumblr. It's a formal, committed friendship. That's all.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm only attracted to rich people who give me money, where's my flag?

 

[Motherboard]

I'm only attracted to rich people who give me money, where's my flag?

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

I found a Twitter account that, to me at least, looks like it does nothing but tweet ugly pride flag ideas:

I knew Webdriver Torso would get a Twitter account sooner or later.

 

[KatsuKitty]

The best part of this is knowing that Tumblr kids run these off, tape them to their math notebooks, and literally nobody at school knows or cares what any of these fucking flags are.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"What's that symbol on your book?"

"It means that I'm only attracted to people when we're in a car together."

"... Okay ... I'm gonna go over there now..."