pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[m0rnutz]

In my defense I haven't told him to kill himself yet

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

It's a damn shame too. Back in the days of the Mailbag, some people were creative with their questions for Chris and genuinely seemed to want to know more about him. Nowadays it's all alogging.

What more is there to know about Chris? He's one of the most well-documented people in history. Aside from his bouts on Twitter, he's still the dried up sponge he was when Bob died. Trolling him hasn't gotten any funnier in the interim.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I was going to say shame on these people...

Then I remembered that I'm a worse faggot than these people.

Lesson: Don't be a ween.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You guys need to stop shitting on twitter, my janitor's mop can only reach so far...

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

In my defense I haven't told him to kill himself yet

Now that you're in this thread, do you mind if I ask why you thought prodding Chris on Twitter was a good idea?

 

[RI 360]

Should've just pretended to be batman

 

[drain]

>tfw youre so antisocial that you dont have a twitter to harass chris

 

[Robotron]

Feels like we're in a competition against Chris to see how can sperg out the hardest.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

You're totally right, but I did laugh at a few of the A-log comments. Not ashamed either.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

When did @The Dude get doxed?

He hasn't been...Yet.

...But we can make it happen. Just give the word @Null

 

[m0rnutz]

Now that you're in this thread, do you mind if I ask why you thought prodding Chris on Twitter was a good idea?

Mostly just to see if he would reply, and how he would, I guess. Besides that not much else.

He's got a pretty one-track mind.

 

[Chanchu]

Wait... I can *directly* message Chris and he'll *GASP* read it!!!!!

Oh God Im going right now.

Spoiler

You guys are srsly doing this? Hasnt the Tard been called out for stalking lately? Come on.

 

[Mason Verger]

In something totally off topic, how do you attach a thread link to a tweet? Asking for a friend.

 

[Black Waltz]

I didn't think @Ntwadumela would do this sorta shit..

 

[RI 360]

Should've just pretended to be batman

lol why do I have so many of these on my phone?

 

[Robotron]

I didn't think @Ntwadumela would do this sorta shit..

I like to go with the theory that we're all secretly lolcow material inside, it's just a matter of chance whether it actually surfaces up or not.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

"No! I must troll the cows," he shouted!
The radio said "No, @The Dude. You are the cows."
And then, @The Dude got a Halal thread.

I'm only pretending to be exceptional, guys!

I just wanna nip the halal thing in the bud even if it was a joke cause I saw it mentioned in chat as well. The dude is just an awkward dad that can get excited easily. The only reason he got mentioned extensively is because he should know better on here. Anyway one love big money twitterbot white Knight here saying peace out boi

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

>tfw youre so antisocial that you dont have a twitter to harass chris

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, which kiwi farmer is going to become the next Michael Hirtes?

If he ain't careful, I'm going to say @The Dude might be the next one on the halal list. He's one of the more active ones if the OP is any indication.

 

[Chanchu]

I didn't think @Ntwadumela would do this sorta shit..

Sockpuppet maybe?
Who fucking knows.
Clear your name, bro. @Ntwadumela