“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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And to think there are probably plenty of other Kiwis doing the same thing but have the sense to use a different username.
was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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But we have to WARN THEM! Continuously! Over and over! That Chris could potentially become mildly annoying! Ride, you knights of kiwi, ride!
TRAVERSING THE GRID OF DEATH
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Spoiler: what did i fucking say about the cows
The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
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But we have to WARN THEM! Continuously! Over and over! That Chris could potentially become mildly annoying! Ride, you knights of kiwi, ride!
WTF, Chris is mildly annoying?
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So, which kiwi farmer is going to become the next Michael Hirtes?
"I just want to preface this by saying that I like fucking
dogs lions."
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If you're signed in to the farms but sign up for Twitter do us all a favor and never log in again.
Aye ya limey wanker get that off the television!
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What the fuck happened to "The Dude abides?" Fucking fag.
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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And to think there are probably plenty of other Kiwis doing the same thing but have the sense to use a different username.
I was thinking the same thing.
That's why
@Sexy Times Hitler ,
@PurpleDude and the likes of the Bob Chipman thread don't even find my "Plea" messages to Bob that are right on his Youtube comments.
Besides, I only w
een it up for my own pleasure.
Bringer of amusing Let's Sperg threads
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There are dogs that are smarter then some of you spergs. Let's hope that now that we're rubbing people's noses in their own shit, they get the hint.
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I’m not on twitter so this has no impact on me. Should I stop calling Chris and yelling “JULLAAAY” though?
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was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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I’m not on twitter so this has no impact on me. Should I stop calling Chris and yelling “JULLAAAY” though?
I say we go back to the classic late night lawn signs. That was the original Tweetbook.
The loneliest punk
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If I get a thousand followers on Twitter, I'll send Chris a copy of the black tape, smash that like button and subscribe, thanks!
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It's a damn shame too. Back in the days of the Mailbag, some people were creative with their questions for Chris and genuinely seemed to want to know more about him. Nowadays it's all alogging.
Yep, he's dead
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"No! I must troll the cows," he shouted!
The radio said "No,
@The Dude . You are the cows."
And then,
@The Dude got a Halal thread.
I was thinking the same thing.
That's why
@Sexy Times Hitler ,
@PurpleDude and the likes of the Bob Chipman thread don't even find my "Plea" messages to Bob that are right on his Youtube comments.
Besides, I only w
een it up for my own pleasure.
I'm only pretending to be exceptional, guys!
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I’m not on twitter so this has no impact on me. Should I stop calling Chris and yelling “JULLAAAY” though?
Yes but now you can start calling the Kiwis called out in this thread yelling "'JULLLLAAAAAAAY" all you want.
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Should've just pretended to be batman
Mercenary Slut
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Julaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Am I cool yet?
The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
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Julaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Am I cool yet?
You messed it up. It's Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
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