Potato fun, which warrior do you choose?

[We Are The Witches]

I asked ChatGPT for some potato warriors and their holy depictions in ASCII string, you must choose your fighter! Who would win?

Realistic potato


Terrifying potato


Biblically accurate potato


Monster potato (hydra)


Gilgamesh potato


Cute potato


Pomato (impostor potato)


Potato with many legs


Divine beast potato


Electric Sheriff potato

Spoiler: Bonus: master of dimensions potato, Coandă effect master (my potato)

Spoiler: Bonus: potato geometry meditation

Spoiler: Bonus: magnetic hedgehog or potato? (accounts for Earnshaw’s theorem)

Spoiler: Bonus: potato joy, safe potato toss

 

[Gilgachad]

I think it's pretty obvious which one I'm choosing.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think it's pretty obvious which one I'm choosing.

It was fate for you to open this thread.

Nice potato choice by the way.

 

[Gilgachad]

It was fate for you to open this thread.

Nice potato choice by the way.

thx

 

[Le b0wski]

Are they fighting 1v1 or are they all fighting as a big brawl?

 

[We Are The Witches]

I choose you, babe.

I'm not a potato warrior.

Are they fighting 1v1 or are they all fighting as a big brawl?

Big brawl, but potato alliances may rise at any moment in the heat of battle.

 

[1741]

hydra

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

fuck your potatoes

 

[We Are The Witches]

fuck your potatoes

You wish with all your might you were worth one potato.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

You wish with all your might you were worth one potato.

potatocucks lost

 

[Rozzy]

Potato warriors?
We Are The Knishes

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Potato warriors?
We Are The Knishes

We Are The Transwitches , or something like this, yeah

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Hard to decide, either the

Spoiler: Plant based one

or probably the

Spoiler: WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOIL? one

 

[Le b0wski]

Big brawl, but potato alliances may rise at any moment in the heat of battle.

So the Biblically accurate potato wins, all those eyes mean in a big brawl they can track every potato at once.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Biblically accurate potato wins

I second that I would also chose the Biblically accurate potatos