Postal 4 - This cant be good for me but i feel great

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30+GameOvers said:
Postal 2 is pretty much all RWS has. They will milk it until they can't milk it anymore, a Postal 2 remaster is probably something they keep behind glass case in an emergency, kind of like the mediocre Oblivion demaster Betehsda just released, even tho leaks show it was finished and sitting idly by for years.
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Normally I would agree with you, but it’s been pretty clear Postal 4 is their last ditch attempt at staying afloat. IIRC Mike J specifically said during one of 4’s dev streams that it was originally going to just be a full remake of 2, but shifted to being a sequel as they thought it would be more likely to gain funding from the community. Although, I always had a thought in the back of my head that they just pussied out and didn’t want to face the cancel crowd, with the main “offensive humor” in 4 being dick and fart jokes with much less actual political satire. You have to remember, this isn’t old RWS, this is the RWS who caved to pressure and removed a rampage early on in development due to “racism” (it was a rampage where the objective was to kill the black NPCs that were dressed like CJ, being a big joke about San Andreas and not race specifically).
 
Buster Scruggs said:
Normally I would agree with you, but it’s been pretty clear Postal 4 is their last ditch attempt at staying afloat. IIRC Mike J specifically said during one of 4’s dev streams that it was originally going to just be a full remake of 2, but shifted to being a sequel as they thought it would be more likely to gain funding from the community. Although, I always had a thought in the back of my head that they just pussied out and didn’t want to face the cancel crowd, with the main “offensive humor” in 4 being dick and fart jokes with much less actual political satire. You have to remember, this isn’t old RWS, this is the RWS who caved to pressure and removed a rampage early on in development due to “racism” (it was a rampage where the objective was to kill the black NPCs that were dressed like CJ, being a big joke about San Andreas and not race specifically).
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I didn't say it was going to be a good remaster, probably another soulless, lazy UE5 portjob like with Dead Rising, Oblivion and many other games recently. These ports are always half-assed and negatively received by many actual fans, but the niggercattle is clueless and considering how little effort it takes to take an existing game and just port it over, makes profit regardless.
 
I don't think that releasing even a remake of Postal 2 would be viable at this point. So many things in Postal 2 wouldn't fly off in today's PC clown world like shooting stereotypical Muslim terrorists, killing fags and animals, pissing on people, etc.. RWS is more or less on its last legs.
 
crunchy bits are the best said:
I don't think that releasing even a remake of Postal 2 would be viable at this point. So many things in Postal 2 wouldn't fly off in today's PC clown world like shooting stereotypical Muslim terrorists, killing fags and animals, pissing on people, etc.. RWS is more or less on its last legs.
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That wouldn't stop them from trying. You would still have people praising it, telling people to "grow up" if they don't like it, removing mods that bring back censored content, claiming that the graphics are "actually better" despite it being soulless UE5 slop. All that, while the original is still around at a fraction of that price, this is what's currently going on with the Oblivion demake. You could practically make a template for every single one of those demasters. Worst part is that they do genuinely sell, at least enough to encourage more.
 
GloryToArztotska said:
Anyone else appreciate Postal 2 more for the absurdism (i.e. cat silencers and throwing scissors) and satire more than the edgelord aspects?
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I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a game as when that first cat spins up into a Tasmanian devil-style tornado in the hospital lab at the start of Apocalypse Weekend. Cracks me up every time.
 
moocow said:
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a game as when that first cat spins up into a Tasmanian devil-style tornado in the hospital lab at the start of Apocalypse Weekend. Cracks me up every time.
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The first time I silenced the shotgun killed me lol. 4 is missing so much of the retarded edgelord charm of 2 it's crazy, that game just feels empty and soulless by comparison IMO.
 
Holy shit Mike the Kike must've snorted all of the money they had left if they have to beg for the Redux cashgrab to be made. Last time they had to beg for something was for Steam Greenlight votes to get Postal 2 on Steam. Then they've just made Paradise Lost out of their own pocket. And Postal Redux. Then Papa Desi retires, Mike Jew takes over, Poostal 4 happens and look at this shit, good Lord what a disgrace.
 
It's Silent Hill 2 all over again. Half of what made POSTAL 2 iconic was done completely unconsciously.
I don't want to say that it was an unintentional period piece - because it was directly lampooning the current events of the day - but the entire premise of Paradise's isolated industrial shithole is painfully archaic in ways that we can only grasp with hindsight.
Insert joke here about Mike Jew starting the war with Iran so that all the towelheads and WMDs are relevant again.
 
Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard said:
All I can do is laugh at how P4 is another failure and nuRWS has noone else to blame.
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I just can’t wait to see what all gets cut even from the pc version of P2R. I know I’ve brought it up in the thread before but they’ve caved to even little things like “racism” in P4 because their new tranny fanbase thought it was racist to… compare an NPC to CJ from San Andreas because they’re both black men dressed the same exact way.
 
An actually funny tweet
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Is Postal III really the worst game ever made? I'm sure it's bad, but enough to shun it entirely?
 
The Last Stand said:
Is Postal III really the worst game ever made? I'm sure it's bad, but enough to shun it entirely?
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It isn't, RWS just wants to make you think it is because they were the ones who wrote the awful story and dialogue while they outsourced some russians to actually develop the game. That way, if they pin Civvie's video on their website, they can pretend they cleaned their hands of that mess and that their worst game they made is Postal 4.
 
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