Postal 4 - This cant be good for me but i feel great

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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
Not to go off topic, but why the hate for Civvie? Just curious.
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No hate for him, but he seems to be attached to the franchise now as their pet e-celeb. They even went as far as actually include him in the game for the le algorithm engagement for him to make a video on. I'm sure this started back when he made that video on Postal 3 they're so proud of, it helps he played Postal 2 before and regularly covers Postal even to this day.
Civvie is also the definition of a safe-edgy content creator, it's very telling that nu-RWS wants to crawl up his ass. Like the above poster said, both nu-RWS and Civvie will crack all sorts of jokes, but the moment the hecking trannerinos are brought up, they pretend to have some morals and be "above the hate". Really cringy, you either attack all sides or you're actively taking them.
 
Mega Black said:
I don't think we should suck Postal 3's dick too hard, though I can understand the disappointment people feel regarding 4. It's technical state is the true embarrassment, otherwise I'd still consider it a better game.
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Postal 3 being the hated mess that it is is all down on the Russians at Akella that fucked everything up during the economic crisis, and the fact that they were shit in general. Before Postal 3 they've made the officially licensed standalone Postal 2 mod by the name of Штопор Жжот!, or Corkscrew Rules!, and it was so shit that even Russians laughed at it. But all the jokes and writing is down on Chief Big Dick Papa Desi and Mike the Kike.

And he can repeat many times that he doesn't give a shit about Postal 3, but Mike, you were the one that wrote the jokes for it. And those were still better than whatever you pulled out of your Jew ass in 4. Your current troon fanbase might keep repeating your spiel but I won't. And it's not like Vince cares about it, he seems to be completely absent from the company these days.
PunkinMan said:
someone joined the xpatch discord and im almost positive was an edgy minor and cut into his arm the name of the discord "xpatch" I would post the image but I dont have it anymore.
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Uhhhhhh yeahhh that server is like that. Consider lurking it if you're interested in more insanity like that because it's a genuine mental asylum.

But otherwise Chrzan is solid, knows a lot about Postal 2 and generally leans towards the old RWS stuff, though maybe instead of remaking Postal 3 in Postal 2 he would finish up the Enhanced Edition of xPatch for the current Steam version, post-official xPatch. It re-added a lot of unofficial content that RWS omitted to include in the Steam release, like the school map and the Fag Hunter minigame from AWP.

Also, wasn't aware of this but he released xPatch 3.1 Uncut over a week ago. Extra bugfixes that didn't made it into the Steam release, extra features and also things that RWS wouldn't allow in an official release, like allowing achievements during a Workshop game and removing POSTAL 4 and Paradise Lost ads from the main menu. Might give it a try sometime later.
 
Slav Power said:
I am genuinely shocked Mike hasn't done some sort of corporate coup d'etat to kick Vince out of RWS and have complete control over the company. Or that the troon brigade hasn't cancelled Chief Big Dick for being a Republican nazi.
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Because he's down with the fag shit. He joins Kike and Pedo Santos in spewing out this "Postal Dude is trans, gay, whatever you want him to be, your self insert" like a marketing tactic for girl's toys. If you ask me, sounds like an excuse to not actually further develop him as a character. The Postal Dude is just a dead horse being beat.
 
El Duce said:
Because he's down with the fag shit. He joins Kike and Pedo Santos in spewing out this "Postal Dude is trans, gay, whatever you want him to be, your self insert" like a marketing tactic for girl's toys. If you ask me, sounds like an excuse to not actually further develop him as a character. The Postal Dude is just a dead horse being beat.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFlAESPhge0
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This sounds more like Vince just doesn't care and he never intended for the Dude to be a developed character and if you want him to be a transphobic genocidal Nazi bigot then go ahead because it's up to you, he doesn't care and he never cared about the Dude being a clear cut character.

But, because he's a guido boomer and he specifically mentioned "trans, gay" as an example, troons with their HRT brain holes took this as undeniable proof that Vince Desi said "trans rights" and the Postal Dude is trans and all that, because Vince had no idea that's how they act because he's not permanently online.

If you look at Vince's social media, his main activity is reposting all kinds of conservative shit, and it seems like his genuine views, so in my opinion it's not "he's down with this shit", but rather "he's an unaware boomer that just doesn't care and spends most his time touching grass". To me that's a pretty massive distinction.
 
The tired cat said:
Its kinda ironic P4 having the same optimization issue, its the same problems P3 ran into. Plus, it kinda seems RWS got a team who werent super familiar with the new Unreal Engine, hence all the bad optimization and frankly seems they were learning on the fly. Again, like P3 and RWS wanting the Source Engine to be used.
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No excuse.

Basic principles of optimization still apply to UE4
 
Slav Power said:
This sounds more like Vince just doesn't care and he never intended for the Dude to be a developed character and if you want him to be a transphobic genocidal Nazi bigot then go ahead because it's up to you, he doesn't care and he never cared about the Dude being a clear cut character.
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Suddenly that morale system in P3 starts making way more sense.

Gender: Xenomorph said:
No excuse.

Basic principles of optimization still apply to UE4
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Not saying it as an excuse, just pointing out how the guys they got didnt touch an UE engine past 2 or at all.
 
Sniperwoof said:
I'm still confused as to how Postal of all things got a troon fanbase.
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Trannies are hateful individual who will happily enact violence on people they deem wrong. And like what was said a few pages back, 2000's edginess was very rarely anti left, always resorting to right wingers being moral guardians and slipping the occasional racist/sexist/anti-gay joke. Actually did Postal 2 even have something beyond a gay stereotype or sticking to Al Queda for racism?
 
Been a while since I last looked into P4 (Lost interest the moment I saw what the game looked/ran like and that they replaced Rick Hunter with fucking Duke Pozzem) and damn.
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Yeah it's >IGN and >Gamespot but you gotta fuck up tremendously to score that low with them, and considering how what has become of Trooning with Scissors, I doubt either verdict was due to the game being too offensive. What exactly happened?
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
Been a while since I last looked into P4 (Lost interest the moment I saw what the game looked/ran like and that they replaced Rick Hunter with fucking Duke Pozzem) and damn.
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Yeah it's >IGN and >Gamespot but you gotta fuck up tremendously to score that low with them, and considering how what has become of Trooning with Scissors, I doubt either verdict was due to the game being too offensive. What exactly happened?
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RWS never dropped their ambition of doing an open world Postal game, somethin they carried from P3, the humor isnt as offensive as P2 (even that was South Park levels of writing), the optimization is up the ass (though lately they apparently released a new patch, dunno if that one adressed the shoddy optimization or not) and really seems P4 doesnt know what it wants to be.
 
The tired cat said:
RWS never dropped their ambition of doing an open world Postal game, somethin they carried from P3, the humor isnt as offensive as P2 (even that was South Park levels of writing), the optimization is up the ass (though lately they apparently released a new patch, dunno if that one adressed the shoddy optimization or not) and really seems P4 doesnt know what it wants to be.
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It did nothing of the sort. This has sadly become the norm of games where you have to wait like 2-3 years for the devs to fix core problems and then maybe the game is finally playable.
 
I regrettably bought Postal 4 when it "came out" (fake release for more Jewgold for Mike J) and man I am not surprised to see that 2 years later they've already mostly abandoned it. I wish Vince Desi still had his grip on RWS, I get he's retirement age though but man why did he have to trust some Jewish subversive fuck and some spic tard who chats to kids on shitcord? also I know that they were pro gamergate back in 2015 but at least fucking Paradise Lost was a really good continuation of Postal 2. Postal 3's gameplay sucks holy ass but at the very least it had actual humor and pleasant graphics that weren't just unreal store assets unlike 4 where its just very mediocre in all departments.

It just pisses me off not only are they troon sucking faggots but how they're trying to fucking sell this half-assed game that will never be finished by going "atleast its not 3!!!!!! guize did we tell you how bad 3 is??? and Postal 2 was buggy at launch as well!!!!!!" yeah but Postal 2 at launch still looked pretty good for a small studio title and had good humor which 4 doesn't so that's a moot point.

what I tried of Brain Damaged was pretty enjoyable though, 4 at the very least should've put the Postal Dude in new sceneries like another state for example instead of Arizona again but I doubt they'll ever do that. at this point the best thing for RWS would be for them to die out and be remembered only for how good Postal 2 was (before they censor everything in it)
 
I got postal 4 back in 2020-2021 (last play time was in January of 2021) before they got all 5 days in and after I finished what was there at the time I have not come back. As for Postal 2, I've done atleast few more playthroughs of that (I've played it multiple times before posts 4 came out). I haven't taken a look a Brain Damaged yet, but maybe I'll get it on a sale.
 
BrunoMattei said:
Brain Damaged was fantastic. The 1st level is on the mediocre side but once you get to level 2 it delivers the Boomer Shooter goods.
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Lone Wandering Courier said:
I got postal 4 back in 2020-2021 (last play time was in January of 2021) before they got all 5 days in and after I finished what was there at the time I have not come back. As for Postal 2, I've done atleast few more playthroughs of that (I've played it multiple times before posts 4 came out). I haven't taken a look a Brain Damaged yet, but maybe I'll get it on a sale.
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I actually got Brain Damaged, I believe the moment it got released. Played the demo and was pleasantly surprised, and the same went for the full game. It's your typical boomer shooter but in Dude's fever dream. It's nice that Corey Cruise got some more VO work because he works as The Dude very well, despite the legacy of the game he starred in.

Also Hyperstrange did a better job on satire than modern day RWS. RWS added the pandemic to Postal 4 during the beginning of COVID, didn't knew what to do with it so they made it a part of the plot, but without any references to COVID and all of it just fell flat, not just on the plot that's always stupid but on the satire alone. Meanwhile Hyperstrange took jabs (hehe) at both maxxvaxxers and antivaxxers, and at China's bat soup. And they had more jokes and references to more controversial topics overall.

As for Postal 2, I have that and Paradise Lost and I'm 10 achievements short of 100%ing both. Played that shit so many times I remember most of the nooks and crannies where you can find shit, and even found some easter eggs that I haven't seen anyone post videos of. Somehow. I tried Postal 4 on a pirated GOG copy and it was always shit, just didn't feel right and RWS made the maps way too big. The STALKER approach of a big UI map with small game maps was better for open world that felt big without being big, because big open world sucks dick, especially if it's so empty and unfinished as the one in 4. Maps in 2 were filled to the brim with items and places to explore, and in 4 it's a whole heap of absolutely nothing.
 
The tired cat said:
Pro GG? Ummm...Bullshit? They specifically used a gif of the Postal dude pissing on the grave of gamin journalism, which got em hated by twattee and tumblrd hard.
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Shit I thought I did hear of them bending the knee to GG at one point. I retract my statement.
 
I bought Postal 4 during the pandemic, and then I played it... for a good total of 20 minutes and had given up, uninstalled the game and got a refund
 
BrunoMattei said:
It did nothing of the sort. This has sadly become the norm of games where you have to wait like 2-3 years for the devs to fix core problems and then maybe the game is finally playable.
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They only compound that problem when they regularly hire people who are underqualified and underpaid, some with strong nepotistic ties to the community manager (that’s why their most recent merch looks like dogshit). I get this is an indie company but seriously look at the people they hired then look at their portfolios.

They also used some assets off the ue store then never changed them…. And want money for that lol
 
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