Postal 4 - This cant be good for me but i feel great

[Slav Power]

Postal Dude says: Trans Rights!
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If Rockstar and RWS are ultra woke now, then gaming has truly fallen.
Postal 4 is never getting finished and we will be lucky if they won't stop patching things out of 2 or 4. Last good bit of Postal content was made by a Polish studio and it's not even a "proper" Postal game but a Quake/Doom clone

"we"

Who are "we" goddamnit?!?


Is this "we"? Mike Jaret-Schachter, AKA Mike the Kike? The guy that only joined RWS in 2001 when the true creator of the Postal Dude was none other than Vince Desiderio, who founded RWS back in 1996? The guy that is the reason why Postal 4 is nothing but poop, piss and sex jokes? The guy that has completely taken over RWS with Vince being out of the picture as far as PR and game design goes?

Though Vince being absent from RWS like this seems to make sense if you look at his personal Xitter account and the things he has been reposting.

I am genuinely shocked Mike hasn't done some sort of corporate coup d'etat to kick Vince out of RWS and have complete control over the company. Or that the troon brigade hasn't cancelled Chief Big Dick for being a Republican nazi.

 

[The tired cat]

Postal Dude says: Trans Rights!
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If Rockstar and RWS are ultra woke now, then gaming has truly fallen.
Postal 4 is never getting finished and we will be lucky if they won't stop patching things out of 2 or 4. Last good bit of Postal content was made by a Polish studio and it's not even a "proper" Postal game but a Quake/Doom clone

Honestly, I gotta ask when wasnt Postal 2 "woke", like maybe its my memory, but I recall Postal 2 did bigger digs at Republicans than the Democrats, it had maybe 2 or 3 digs at Dems, but the bigger smacks in Postal 2 always went to the Bush era republicans, "being Anti-PC" isnt really a hallmark of them being anti-woke or some shit.

 

[TVB]

Honestly, I gotta ask when wasnt Postal 2 "woke", like maybe its my memory, but I recall Postal 2 did bigger digs at Republicans than the Democrats, it had maybe 2 or 3 digs at Dems, but the bigger smacks in Postal 2 always went to the Bush era republicans, "being Anti-PC" isnt really a hallmark of them being anti-woke or some shit.

The majority of the 2000s had works where they made fun of W. Bush the same way fictional works made fun of Nixon or Clinton, just neither were on the same level as how modern fictional works where they make tiresome jokes about Trump circa 2015 onward

 

[Sniperwoof]

The majority of the 2000s had works where they made fun of W. Bush the same way fictional works made fun of Nixon or Clinton, just neither were on the same level as how modern fictional works where they make tiresome jokes about Trump circa 2015 onward

Did Postal 4 have Drumpf jokes? I got it for free and admittedly didn't play all of it because it was shit but in the six or so hours I played I didn't see any.

They did overdose on peepeepoopoo humor though.

 

[The tired cat]

Did Postal 4 have Drumpf jokes? I got it for free and admittedly didn't play all of it because it was shit but in the six or so hours I played I didn't see any.

They did overdose on peepeepoopoo humor though.

Theres like one Trump joke, which is like the voting joke in P2

 

[TVB]

Did Postal 4 have Drumpf jokes? I got it for free and admittedly didn't play all of it because it was shit but in the six or so hours I played I didn't see any.

They did overdose on peepeepoopoo humor though.

Yes and its humor was just juvenile. At least Postal 3, for how badly rushed and horrible it was, had some cleveler humor. Postal 4 is just middle school level humor

 

[The tired cat]

Yes and its humor was just juvenile. At least Postal 3, for how badly rushed and horrible it was, had some cleveler humor. Postal 4 is just middle school level humor

The issue with Postal 3, is that you can tell some of the jokes are def aimed at the Eastern European crowd, rather than Americans and these were clearly written by Trashmasters, while others more American based (like Sarah Pallin as one example) is stuff they used from the RWS script, or least the first draft that RWS turned in to Akella. Like, let's ask ourselves, does ANYONE -aside from youtubers/forum posters-give a flying fuck for Uwe Boll that much?

 

[TVB]

The issue with Postal 3, is that you can tell some of the jokes are def aimed at the Eastern European crowd, rather than Americans and these were clearly written by Trashmasters, while others more American based (like Sarah Pallin as one example) is stuff they used from the RWS script, or least the first draft that RWS turned in to Akella. Like, let's ask ourselves, does ANYONE -aside from youtubers/forum posters-give a flying fuck for Uwe Boll that much?

Keep in mind, a lot of people (especially normiefags) hate Uwe Boll and would rather not give Postal a chance. Honestly, I don't like Bloodrayne or Alone in the Dark, but the movie is a masterpiece all and all

 

[The tired cat]

Keep in mind, a lot of people (especially normiefags) hate Uwe Boll and would rather not give Postal a chance. Honestly, I don't like Bloodrayne or Alone in the Dark, but the movie is a masterpiece all and all

I mean, I wouldnt call it a masterpiece, he got the absurd nature of Postal (though if the rumor is true, the RWS devs originally gave him a very dark and fucked up script), but you can tell this guy is trying to write a dark American comedy, with a mindset of 2000s era German comedy, which was like about sex, gays and people getting shit shoved up their asses. Heck, one German sketch comedy show, an later movie had this whole bit about the OG Star Trek characters (Spock, Zulu and Kirk) and how they all are flaming gays.

 

[Coolio55]

Keep in mind, a lot of people (especially normiefags) hate Uwe Boll and would rather not give Postal a chance. Honestly, I don't like Bloodrayne or Alone in the Dark, but the movie is a masterpiece all and all

I mean, I wouldnt call it a masterpiece, he got the absurd nature of Postal (though if the rumor is true, the RWS devs originally gave him a very dark and fucked up script), but you can tell this guy is trying to write a dark American comedy, with a mindset of 2000s era German comedy, which was like about sex, gays and people getting shit shoved up their asses. Heck, one German sketch comedy show, an later movie had this whole bit about the OG Star Trek characters (Spock, Zulu and Kirk) and how they all are flaming gays.

It was a bit like Freddy got Fingered in which there were plenty of scenes that were funny as youtube clips but somehow just didn't work as a full movie. It's hard to articulate.
Definitely better than Freddy though.
The job interview, the DMV, the Nazi theme park where Uwe pays someone with stolen Jewish teeth, the celebrity guest getting raped to death by room of dodgy CGI monkeys. Ah...

 

[30+GameOvers]

Postal is the only even remotely watchable Uwe Boll movie. He gets Postal more than RWS does these days

 

[TVB]

Postal is the only even remotely watchable Uwe Boll movie. He gets Postal more than RWS does these days

His Rampage movie from 2009 was alright, but Postal is easily Uwe Boll's work.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Honestly, I gotta ask when wasnt Postal 2 "woke", like maybe its my memory, but I recall Postal 2 did bigger digs at Republicans than the Democrats, it had maybe 2 or 3 digs at Dems, but the bigger smacks in Postal 2 always went to the Bush era republicans, "being Anti-PC" isnt really a hallmark of them being anti-woke or some shit.

The biggest con of media in the 2000's is making people think that being anti republican was somehow being anti establishment. Especially with shit like censoring games for violence being just as much a leftist talking point as a right one.

 

[The tired cat]

The biggest con of media in the 2000's is making people think that being anti republican was somehow being anti establishment. Especially with shit like censoring games for violence being just as much a leftist talking point as a right one.

I mean, no duh, when you remember how Hillary pushed for the whole ESRB shit after Columbine happened.

 

[Blackstar]

Reminder that RWS has one of the most stereotypical looking trannies I've ever seen

 

[30+GameOvers]

Reminder that RWS has one of the most stereotypical looking trannies I've ever seen

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Funny they mention Postal 2 there, since that game would definitely mock that thing like no tomorrow
"Programmer"
I bet he wears programming socks to work and he thinks it's funny. Little wonder RWS sucks now

 

[The Last Stand]

Postal Dude says: Trans Rights!
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If Rockstar and RWS are ultra woke now, then gaming has truly fallen.
Postal 4 is never getting finished and we will be lucky if they won't stop patching things out of 2 or 4. Last good bit of Postal content was made by a Polish studio and it's not even a "proper" Postal game but a Quake/Doom clone

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is this supposed to be funny?

They wish they could make their games funny anymore. At least Postal Brain Damaged(made by another studio) plays it safe, but can occasionally get a chuckle out of you.
No, this is the studio declaring that they bend the knee and will be good little boys from now on, just like every other studio

 

[The Last Stand]

Honestly, I gotta ask when wasnt Postal 2 "woke", like maybe its my memory, but I recall Postal 2 did bigger digs at Republicans than the Democrats, it had maybe 2 or 3 digs at Dems, but the bigger smacks in Postal 2 always went to the Bush era republicans, "being Anti-PC" isnt really a hallmark of them being anti-woke or some shit.

Remember that there are Islamic terrorists as enemies in Postal 2. And that you can use a cat as a silencer. I wouldn't exactly call that "woke."

 

[The tired cat]

Remember that there are Islamic terrorists as enemies in Postal 2. And that you can use a cat as a silencer. I wouldn't exactly call that "woke."

Lets bust out a list of games where the Islamic terrorists were the badguy, that shit was pretty much whitenoise back then, an most people who cried about "muh wacism" were mouthbreathers like MovieaBob. Using the cat as a silencer, whom was gonna that piss off, PETA? Guys who never were taken seriously even in the democratic circles?