Postal 4 - This cant be good for me but i feel great

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Here we fucking go. Lmgdfao. The devs couldn't have picked a better time to drop it just fresh out of people sperging about The Joker movie, most normal people are sick and tired of hearing all the moral fagging out of the left so the time is ripe for dark humor, satire and edgy silliness. I can't wait for the sperging hopefully they can climb the charts of outrage marketing and make decent money for themselves RWC is a severely underrated and often overlooked group

Edit: booting it right now LMFAO his shirt has a vivisected monkey on it... It's safe to say this is shaping up to be great

Edit 2: some of the NPC dialogue I've heard within the first few minutes of the game. Bumped into one female NPC and she simply said "Rape!" Talked to a male NPC for the starting mission and he said "I'd rather have a sleep over at Bill Cosby's house", if I were a betting man I'd say this game is going to get so many articles it's going to make the joker movie look like Mary Poppins

Edit 3: I now as per postal 2 decided to urinate on random NPCs to make them vomit. The first one glitched into continuously vomiting I cut her head off which didn't stop the vomiting then kicked the glitched vomiting torso into a crowd of people who are all now glitch vomiting. If they can get this thing polished I imagine this could shape up to be the best in the series
 
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Changeofheart said:
This is the perfect timing for a sequel to come out. I only hope that the jokes aren't too predictable and that they piss off as many categories of people as possible. Piss off MAGA dudes, piss off Antifa, piss off troons, piss off every social media clown.
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I really want the game to focus on the utter stupidity and mindlessness of political protestors. My favorite moments from Postal 2, such as getting your paycheck and going to the library, included crazed protestors who just barge in and fuck everything up. That right there is perfect material for CURRENT YEAR with how everything is going right now. And it'd be perfect to mock protestors of all stripes, make fun of how insane they really are.
 
Had a thought: what if they give Mr Metokur a review copy?
 
Changeofheart said:
I still fucking remember the first time I played postal 2. I was 14 and one of the first things I did was killing the muslim minimarket owner and all of his wives that were using it to hide and prepare a terrorist attack.

This is the perfect timing for a sequel to come out. I only hope that the jokes aren't too predictable and that they piss off as many categories of people as possible. Piss off MAGA dudes, piss off Antifa, piss off troons, piss off every social media clown.
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Watch as theres an Easter egg that turns postal dude into a clown and you get to have GAMERS rising up.
 
BrunoMattei said:
Maybe they should put Jim in the game? Maybe Jim should be an NPC? Maybe he should be a boss character? Maybe they should put him on the cover of the retro big box that PC games used to be sold in?
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Maybe I should suck your dick for having so many good ideas you mad man. Definitely need all the internet deplorables on this one Metokur and a Jersh, maybe a Sseth with a "Hey hey people"
 
Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Oh my God that is fucking perfect.

I don't think my laptop can run even this early access game, but once I'm able to I'm definitely giving this game a shot.
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So after playing a little longer I haven't been able to get another one to do it again,The first one it happened to was during opening mission but now that opening mission is gone it hasn't happened again... Yet, I'm hoping it is a common phrase because it would be all too perfect
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Oh my God that is fucking perfect.

I don't think my laptop can run even this early access game, but once I'm able to I'm definitely giving this game a shot.
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Argh. Me too bro. I'm currently replacing my HDD on desktop and I don't think my replacement laptop will run it. Worth a shot so I may report back if it works.

Edit: Is this shit Unreal 4? Unreal kills my real pc's fans so this'll probably the same if it is.
 
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I love Postal 2. I remember playing it a few years back and found it kinda charming in a lot of ways. The humor was low brow, the game was janky, and the whole game just gave off this weird vibe that I absolutely love. And of course Rick Hunter as the Postal Dude brought it all together. Shame he's apparently not coming back, but I like the other guy as well.
 
Update. It runs like complete shit on my midrange programming laptop. Unreal engine to the core...

This is how it is on all settings lowest at 50% resolution.
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Might see if there's a way to open the command line and tinker with the advanced performece settings
(Like that stupid fucking DOF blur) This looks identical to second life and runs WORSE

Edit: Now the postal dude is going senile and telling me that champ has found something despite the fact that I already went through that part and am a million miles away from champ. Also John Saint John is a cool VA but his Postal Dude impression sounds kinda pompous and snobby instead of lowbrow and irritated
 
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I'm gonna say, what surprised me is them actually wanting to make this game into a sandbox. I guess they really liked the idea from Postal 3, speaking of the humor part I'd say this is where it gets tricky. Re-palying Postal 2 now, some of the jokes def can feel somewhat dated, while others oddly enough to hold up. But with this game, hmmm...I dunno, I mean we def have all this insane "offended" culture going around everywhere and all that other junk, but I do hope it won't fall into the category "Oh this was funny in this era" as it happened with Postal 3.

@Syaoran Li I'm gonna disgaree on Hatred being too grimdark, infact I'd say one of the problems of that game (aside from others) is it tried to be SO serious and edgy that it just came off hilarious and eye rolling and laughable, when it wasn't the games intention. But besides that edgyness, the game seriously had nothing going for it, which quickly snuffed out any controversy or attention it had.
 
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I do know the original ending of postal 1 has the dude appear to shoot up an elementary school before it’s revealed to be a hallucination, but in the remake, they removed that, because they said school shootings have lost their shock value. That’s actually pretty commendable.

So how about we place bets on what celebrities will make unusual cameos? My money’s on Ben Shapiro.
 
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