🐱 Post Malone Cursed?

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https://www.altpress.com/news/ghost-adventures-zak-bagans-post-malone-cursed/

Post Malone‘s recent string of bad luck might have something to do with the fact that he’s cursed…well, according to Ghost Adventures star Zak Bagans that is.

Before we actually get into the reason Post Malone might actually be cursed, we’ll give you a timeline of Post Malone’s bad luck.

It all started a few weeks ago when we reported that Malone was on a plane that was forced to make an emergency landing after the plane’s tires blew out. Then, we found out Post was involved in a serious car crash but remained uninjured.

As if those incidents weren’t enough to draw concern for the rapper’s well being, it was then reported that someone tried to rob Post’s old San Fernando Valley house. It was also reported that the three intruders asked the new residents: “Where’s Post Malone?”

With these string of reports on Post Malone, we can’t help but feel the poor guy can’t seem to catch a break, but as a new report from TMZ suggests, it might be due to the fact that Post Malone is cursed.

The site has shared a video of Post hanging out with the Ghost Adventures’ host Zak Bagans. The video shows the two at Bagans’ Haunted Museum in Las Vegas, where they play with an object called the “Dybbuk Box.”

The “Dybbuk Box” is allegedly haunted by a malicious spirit and it was the inspiration for the 2012 movie The Possession.

So…how did Post get cursed?

Well, according to Bagans, Zak touched the box and then a visibly freaked out Post touched him on the shoulder. While it might not seem like something so small could bring forth a curse, Zak told TMZ that he believes it was enough to trigger Post’s bad luck.

Watch the video below:

 
So his bad luck was a safe emergency landing after an issue during takeoff, not getting injured in a car crash, and his house not getting robbed? Does TMZ know what the fuck bad luck is? Dude is three for three in getting out of shitty situations unscathed when he could have died or been seriously injured.
 
If you want to go down the rabbit hole of blind items....

"I think this makeover getting A list singer/rapper thinks this is all fun and games. The thing is though, he ghosted a woman after taking her virginity. He probably does that a lot, but, they are also probably not the granddaughter of this all-time known South American drug lord. Yeah, eventually, they will kill him even if they are 0-3 right now. Post Malone"

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2018/SEPT.html
 
That Dybbuk Box, is not "The Dybbuk Box." It could be a separate jewish summon, but the famous first incident that you see on paranormal shows was locked in an ark and buried to neutralize it.
TLDW: It's a jewish poltergeist/demon two WW2 jewish girls summoned to fuck with Hitler and bound it to a little portable wine locker. Doesn't matter much if it's locked or unlocked, whomever owns it gets haunting events in their house and shit breaks until they pawn it off or get rid of it. Ultimately they consult top jews and they say destroying the box would free it to do whatever it wants, so they contain it in an acacia wood ark that's supposed to keep it contained(even though the box itself doesn't?) and they then bury this so no one else has to deal with it or risk freeing it.

After that movie(The Possession), the amount of clickbait on youtube is off the fucking charts:
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TMZ had a story last year about the box being sold, but in the multiple showings of the story on various paranormal shows the final owner(Jason Haxton) was spooked enough from buying it in the first place that they swore they'd never sell it to anyone else and did their best to seal it away, so whatever's in the Bagan's Haunted Museum collection is likely just a benign look-alike collection of antiques as a decoy/distraction to keep people from fucking with his house and backyard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dybbuk_box
 
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It all started a few weeks ago when we reported that Malone was on a plane that was forced to make an emergency landing after the plane’s tires blew out. Then, we found out Post was involved in a serious car crash but remained uninjured.

As if those incidents weren’t enough to draw concern for the rapper’s well being, it was then reported that someone tried to rob Post’s old San Fernando Valley house. It was also reported that the three intruders asked the new residents: “Where’s Post Malone?”

With these string of reports on Post Malone, we can’t help but feel the poor guy can’t seem to catch a break

It sounds to me like he caught three big breaks.
 
If the box doesn't spew chains out when you touch it, it is not cursed.
 
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