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LonesomeDud

LonesomeDud

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We have been on something of an extended time table due to a few different things, and while I would argue our private life is good, an extended time without PIV is kind of a bummer. I have talked to the people IRL I can muster the guts to do this IRL.

- water based lubricant
- lidocaine added lubricant
- a lot of foreplay with oral sex and toys which has gotten us within what I would call "striking distance"
- connecting in other ways, which honestly has been great and honestly taken the burden off

No problems during post birth exams. Unfortunately, it isn't size that's the issue, but I want to know if there's any little anecdotal trick I'm missing, Kiwi bros.
 
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My Mrs was ready to go after a few weeks, it depends. Pussies are not made equal, and some women are hardier than others.
A friend of mine's wife had problems with dryness for some months after, so it seems to me that you are on the right track with that.
If she still has to heal, there is no way to speed that up, you just have to be patient.
 
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(that shit rips you up tho i'm not surprised at how long it takes to heal. i ain't no doctor but maybe putting neosporin on the vag regularly might help speed up the healing process? or it could make you die i really have no idea)
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
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(that shit rips you up tho i'm not surprised at how long it takes to heal. i ain't no doctor but maybe putting neosporin on the vag regularly might help speed up the healing process? or it could make you die i really have no idea)
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Petroleum based stuff isn't great for vaginas, and she has largely healed well, but it can definitely be nice while abrasions are healing. There are also topical numbing sprays.
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Maybe you should get real friendly with your hand instead and let her heal.
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I love doing that for her, so it certainly isn't a burden, by any means.
 
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First what you're going to want to do is place the baby back in. That's what's causing the pain. Now that the baby is back in the womb where it belongs, you need to start teaching it tough love and charging it rent. Tell it that it's a lazy freeloading fuck who doesn't get to live here for free. Eventually, when your baby can't get any employment and he runs out of job listings on Indeed that he qualifies for, because he got a Masters in English due to your bad parenting, he'll have to move out. He'll get clever and try to linger around a few months and force you to evict him. Once you force the baby out of the womb again, enough time should have passed that your husband has gotten tired of waiting and has chosen to start plowing his younger and hotter coworker. You are now free to engage in sex with your local nigger and become a single mother again.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
Petroleum based stuff isn't great for vaginas
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Dunno what you can use inside, but you can certainly use regular moisturiser on the outside.
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There are also topical numbing sprays.
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If you have to numb it before doing the deed, the time isn't right. Irritating it further will just prolong the healing.
Give your wife's vagoomba a break and do oral.
 
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