Porn and Porncows

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...
 
It's like a van equivalent of a truckstop bathroom where gay men with AIDS leave texts on the wall to the tune of "come here Wednesday at 8 PM for some fun".
 
Doesn't help real people can only do so much. Gets stale when a quarter of the page is the skinny "jailbait" chicks getting blacked, another quarter is BBLs getting blacked, then some amateur work between some young and horny couples, and finally more interracial.

Vanilla is something you have to do a little searching for now, and we all know how "search" is.
All those tatted up nigger fucking whores really made me appreciate average women having vanilla sex.
 
Dumb/Autistic/Islamic take: I legitimately liked Bang Bus back in the day.
The endings were always the best, in general that pseudo-reality era of the 2000s was amazing because they could do stuff that feels blatantly illegal or untrue and make it seem ok. Like now it's very easy to get charged with indecent exposure but it feel like real.

Plus Miami is like the US Ibiza, it's entirely different rules and women just getting naked because you have a camera or at least flirting is 100% accurate. Girls gone wild was the highest valued adult brand for a reason back then. Pre-smartphone a legit camera was rare enough that people would be overjoyed seeing one and dancing in front of it.

Also they were a lot spicier and more fun and it was a lot more "realistic" back in the day. Like vitaly was really an amateur they got to fuck on the bang bus, and was just working some shitty job back then
 
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