My brothers in Christ, let us pray for the doomed souls of gen alpha and gen z.
Oh Lord, have mercy on these fools, who assume Digital Rights Management is simply the way things are. Forgive them father, for they know not what they do. They know not of the paradise that was your creation before the corruption of Satan. When every website you went to, and every file you downloaded did not carry hidden packets that tracked where the file ended up, or what the file was used for.
Great and Eternal God, have mercy on the zoomer. Who gets sexually aroused by Minecraft, and in his corrupted horny state has the foolishness to literally download indie DRM onto his hard drive. Corrupting his computers purity and insuring it will forever dwell in the sinful nature and doom that awaits all promiscuous hard drives. If man was not foolish and full of sin, then the sacrifice of our lord Jesus Christ would not be required. For You God, save us from sin. Including the sin of lustful idiocy.
But just as I pray for the redemption of the zoomer, and the protection of Gen Alpha to come, Oh Lord I pray for the justice of your heavenly host. Turn not away oh god, from the evil and spite the enemy casts upon your innocent children. Turn not your hand. Smite those who would lead the foolish and innocent astray. Bring ruin unto those who profit from iniquity. Justice is yours oh god, and justice must be rendered. Amen.
