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Sasha Grey joins the HIDF:

and copyright strikes the clip on twitter (according to Tectone)
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I remember when there were other stupid whores like Siri and Dana DeArmond who wanted to follow in Sasha Grey’s footsteps of being a philosopher-whore. It didn’t end up working for any of them.
 
The Hardest R said:
I remember when there were other stupid whores like Siri and Dana DeArmond who wanted to follow in Sasha Grey’s footsteps of being a philosopher-whore. It didn’t end up working for any of them.
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That level of bravado always made me laugh. "Hello friends, I'm world-famous [dick sucker, taker-of-dick-in-the-ass on camera for money] Porno Person™ and I'd like to talk to you today about metaproterenol sulfate in the treatment of asthma. Because I know you value your time and want to hear from someone you trust, don't listen to those silly doctors, listen instead to the [non-gob gob gob gob] noises I can make when not sucking cock to teach you all about it myself!"

No. Just no. Stop it. No one expects you to be smart. People laugh when you try to shed that "dumb cock-sucking whore" image by spouting off about Shakespeare or Tchaikovsky. It's okay. Go back to being pretty getting railed on camera. It's your milieu. Your niche. People accept it. If I am enjoying watching your big floppy tits bouncing around as you get pounded from behind by some coked-out over-tattooed string bean of a white guy, it is not because I am quietly wondering what your feelings are concerning mortgage interest rates, but because your big floppy tits are big and floppy and bouncing around a lot.

Boy that got oddly specific, didn't it? D'ah fuck it who cares ... big natural tits are great and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.
 
Chapalapachapa said:
whats up with porn whores chopping their flappers. skylar vox fucking trashed her girls.
just work out your back lazy retards.
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Instead of doing some back exercises, they’d rather spend thousands of dollars mangling their tits instead, complete with disfiguring scars. Dumb whores.
moocow said:
No. Just no. Stop it. No one expects you to be smart. People laugh when you try to shed that "dumb cock-sucking whore" image by spouting off about Shakespeare or Tchaikovsky
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Primarily because they give it away very quickly that they’re just cocksucking slobs with an IQ of 90-95 at best. They want to be something they’re not but they’re too lazy to put in the work. They just want to read the Wikipedia article about it or a TikTok video and now they’re soi disant experts.

I remember Siri touring with a wrestler (Mick Foley?) and she tried to add to the conversation on podcasts but she couldn’t so eventually all she talked about was her boobs.
 
Chapalapachapa said:
whats up with porn whores chopping their flappers. skylar vox fucking trashed her girls.
just work out your back lazy retards.
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Gah, she cut hers off too? That makes three high-profile crimes against mammarity this decade, with what, Siri and Codi Vore heading up the modern retard march to the butcher's?

The Hardest R said:
I remember Siri touring with a wrestler (Mick Foley?) and she tried to add to the conversation on podcasts but she couldn’t so eventually all she talked about was her boobs.
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...which is doubly stupid because SHE CUT THOSE OFF TOO! All that's left is to talk about them, instead of, y'know, enjoying what you had, sharing it with others in acts of physical pleasure and intimacy, etc.

God damn I rarely go to the effort of genuinely hating specific "very stupid" people but man she's working hard to make it happen. Astonishingly stupid woman. Even by female standards she's a fucking idiot.
 
Maker's Mark said:
Moriah Mills tried to become a rapper but went back to porn when no one took her seriously because they all watched her get railed.
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Isn't that the chick that made fun of Zion Williamson?

I think part of the tit mangling/implant problem is they come back way too soon after surgery and act like pooners showing off their irritated mastectomy scars. Nobody wants to see fresh scars and bruises But they can't take time off because theyre bad with money and have no impulse control they can't afford to take 6 months without hawking their tits online
 
moocow said:
kek imagine anyone caring whether the whore achieves orgasm in a porno. Says more about you -- what with allowing "trash dick" inside you and all -- than it does the disinterested buck being underpaid to pretend to be into you long enough to spurt on your tits.
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I should've been more clear. Zion Williamson is an NBA player. Massively hyped the one year he was playing college basketball, insane athleticism, but always out of shape and injured.
 
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