EU Pope Francis is dead - GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE.

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Francis became pope in 2013. In recent years, the 88-year-old was forced to cancel some events, sometimes at the last minute, because of his health.

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88, the Vatican has announced.
The pontiff, who was Bishop of Rome and head of the Catholic Church, became pope in 2013 after his predecessor Benedict XVI resigned.
In recent years, his papacy had been marked by several hospital visits and concerns about his health.
On 14 February, the Pope was admitted to hospital for bronchitis treatment.
In the days that followed, the Vatican said he had been diagnosed with bilateral pneumonia and that he had blood transfusions after tests revealed he had low levels of platelets in his blood, which is associated with anaemia.
On 22 February, it said the Pope was in a critical condition after a "prolonged respiratory crisis" that required a high flow of oxygen, and the next day the Vatican said Francis was showing an "initial, mild" kidney failure.
In the following days, thousands of faithful gathered in St Peter's Square to pray for his recovery, as others went to the Rome hospital where he was staying to leave flowers and cards.
He remained in hospital for the rest of the month, with doctors saying that his condition remained "complex".
On 6 March, his voice was heard for the first time since being admitted to hospital in an audio message, in which he thanked well-wishers, before adding: "I am with you from here."
On Sunday, he greeted crowds at the Easter Sunday Service.
His 38-day hospital stay ended on 23 March when he made his first public appearance in five weeks on a balcony at Gemelli where he smiled and gave a thumbs up to the crowds gathered outside.
He returned to the Vatican, making a surprise stop at his favourite basilica on the way home, before beginning two months of prescribed rest and recovery.
Doctors said Francis would have access to supplemental oxygen and 24-hour medical care as needed - adding that while the pneumonia infection had been successfully treated, the pontiff would continue to take oral medication for quite some time to treat the fungal infection in his lungs and continue his respiratory and physical physiotherapy.

'People's Pope'
Born in 1936, Francis was the first pope from South America. His papacy was marked by his championing of those escaping war and hunger, as well as those in poverty, earning him the moniker the "People's Pope".
In 2016, he washed the feet of refugees from different religions at an asylum centre outside Rome in a "gesture of humility and service".
He also made his views known on a wide range of issues, from climate change to wealth inequality and the role of women in the Catholic Church.
His acceptance of the LGBTQ community was unprecedented - beginning with an unexpected remark to reporters on a flight back from Brazil about gay clergy.
He said: "If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge them?"
However, in April 2024 he appeared to reiterate the Vatican's staunch opposition to gender reassignment, surrogacy, abortion and euthanasia, by signing the text "Dignitas Infinita" (Infinite Dignity).
In the same year, his own liberal credentials were questioned after reports he used a homophobic slur behind closed doors.
Pope's health in recent years
As a young man in his native Argentina, Francis had part of one lung removed.
In the last few years of his life, Francis needed a wheelchair or a cane to get around and limited his public speaking while struggling with bronchitis and flu.
Francis first spent time in hospital as pope in 2021 for an operation to remove part of his colon.
In June 2023 he was admitted to hospital for an operation on his intestine. At the time, the Vatican said he had been suffering "recurrent, painful and worsening" symptoms caused by an abdominal hernia.
His recent health issues meant he was forced to miss significant events in the Roman Catholic calendar, including the traditional Good Friday procession at Rome's Colosseum last year.
In 2022, he hinted he might step down if his health deteriorated after he was pictured using a wheelchair due to mobility issues caused by a flare-up of sciatica - a nerve condition that causes leg pain.
His predecessor, the late Benedict XVI, became the first pope to resign in more than 600 years in 2013 instead of serving for life, and died in 2022.
The Pope's original name was Jorge Mario Bergoglio and he previously served as a bishop in Buenos Aires.
An estimated 1.4 billion Catholics across the world will mourn Francis' passing.
 
Oh, no, who will the tradcath poseurs inveigh against for ruining "their" religion now that Francis is in Heaven? How will they survive when they lose their excuse for not going to mass even once in their entire lives and have to leave the house Sunday mornings instead of gooning and shitposting in the off-topic channels of their lolicon Discords?
 
Is Bart the Assad of Christianity?
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Black Bart hasn't looked this good in awhile, maybe Trump shut off the adrenochrome after all the ball-washing and scheming the Greeks did for Biden. Worry not, even if Bart croaks we've got Archbishop Elpidophoros ready to become the "First without Equals"

Thankfully not my hierarchs and unlikely ever will be.

With the saints give rest, o Christ, to the soul of your servant Francis where there is no pain, no sorrow, no sighing, but life everlasting.
 
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Literally a comment ago you disavowed journos as liars. But when they agree with you, they're suddently telling the truth?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, we're not dealing in absolutes here.

Again the rarity of honest reporting is what made those headlines worth compiling in the first place.
 
It's amazing how the lying journo scumbags suddenly stop being lying journo scumbags whenever they're reporting on the Pope.
The press has always published establishment propaganda, including the Vatican. We can trust them to lie in that way, and it’s about the only way we can trust them.
I'll be honest, Idunno why they cite the greek in the wikipedia page.
Because the Vatican says pope and the word's etymology goes back to Greece.
The greek head of church was always called the patriarch anyway (even the pope is considered a patriarch in orthodoxy) so
Any father *is* a patriarch. You'd think Orthodoxy and Catholicism would've read Matthew 23:9, but what do I know.
I'd think the catholic one would be named after the latin, but it seems not.
I imagine they ditched the Greek when they rebranded. They even call their liturgy the Roman Rite.
 
1000007514.webp
He was Satan in disguise, said god intended gay people to be the way they are.
Time for a crusader next.
 
False equivalency. Did you actually read the article you linked or just the headline?

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TLDR: Its an extremely nuanced take that was not well communicated and caused everyone to jump to conclusions like you did.
Yeah, it's really nuanced for anyone for hasn't read Romans. The eternal fate of false prophets is clear.
I know why he hoped Hell is empty, lmao. Unfortunately, now he knows the truth firsthand.
 
Skill issue. Should've died a few days earlier to get the free res.
 
Any father *is* a patriarch. You'd think Orthodoxy and Catholicism would've read Matthew 23:9, but what do I know.
I was refering to the rank of patriarch and the seperation of the territories between the autocephalous churches, there's a patriarch for greece, constantinopole, alexandria, antiotch, etc and a bunch of other regions.

The pope is considered to be the patriarch of rome/the west in this context.
 
What the fuck are you babbling about? The papal states were never a serious political or military power and the holy roman empire was neither holy, roman, or an empire.

You haven't made a single point that would point to Jesus being a modern communist, retard. Sharing is not an exclusive communist concept. Rewriting the bible as the Chinese do, on the other hand, is explicitly communist.
The Vatican is the former home of the Roman Cesar's. That's just a funfact.

The church is to Jesus as the state is to communists.

Communism is bad in the same way Jesus's teachings are bad, in that they're mostly used and abused to fit a narrative and keep people angry at the wrong people.

As for all that other shit, I don't care. I dont have a dog in the fight, but the seething is pretty funny.
 
Hopefully Catholics will get the pope they deserve - a gay little filipino or a black dude.

SVBMIT to Rome lolololol
 
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