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BigRuler said:
that's exactly how i imagine most of these guys who let their girlfriends cuck them look like tbh: fat gut, bitch tits, neckbeard, receding hairline. attractiveness = zero, no wonder his slutty gf wants to fuck her bad boy ex instead.
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Yeah, this guy could use some work. I don't think he's unsalvagable, but he's made every bad choice available starting with his carbohydrate intake. If he could man up, shave, and shed about 30 pounds, he'd have a much better chance of landing some strange and making his cheating whore of a wife jealous (maybe.)
 
So the basic rules of poly relationships are:

  1. if you were monogamous for a long period of time and your partner randomly springs poly shit on you, you've been cucked
  2. if you decide to go poly and your partner rocks up with a new man/woman/whatever the next day, you've unquestionably been cucked
  3. if you decide to set "rules" for your poly garbage and your partner systematically starts breaking them/arguing against them, you're doomed
  4. if your partner decides to start spending more time with their new squeeze/less time with you/is fucking them rawstyle against your wishes, o shit nigger what you doing
  5. if your partner insists that you need to be friends with their fuck toy and makes you feel bad for not liking them, congratulations, you've failed as a human being
  6. if you're so depressed and broken inside that you've resorted to anxiously posting on a polyamory subreddit about how to "fix things" and still refuse to consider breaking up with your "partner", a rope and a stool is your best choice

Did I miss anything?
 
I love it when the cheaters use "come out as poly". It is such a brilliant rhetorical trick. "My desire to fuck other guys is just the way that I am, therefore I am blameless when I cheat on you, and any disapproval on your part makes you an oppressive bigot!"

Heads I win, tails you lose. This is the Crybully’s Prisoner’s Dilemma, where a committed defector convinces bystanders that their opponent is being unreasonable by not cooperating in their own loss. It allows you to change the rules of the relationship in such a way that it leaves your partner little recourse, except perhaps to declare himself poly as well and slowly wean himself away. That would be the true defect-defect scenario.
 
/r/polyamory is a sub like /r/asktransgender where pretty much every post oozes dysfunction. I usually feel that the person who got talked into trying polyamory (aka got cucked) is a victim and I feel bad for them. Notice that every picture of the "polycules" (with the exception of one picture posted by a side chick) was posted by the person doing the cucking. That's because all the cucks fucking hate it.

Check out this woman, her longtime husband, and the man she had an emotional affair with at work who became her boyfriend when she convinced her husband to go poly. The husband supposedly "begged" her to fuck the dude during a party...sure Jan. I'll let the body language tell you which is the cucked husband and which is the bf.

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Oh wow not only is she openly cheating on her spouse, she is in a poly relationship and making her children participate in the charade. Her coward of a husband should have filed for divorce a long time ago.

Poly pinheads with children are the worst
 
Potatis Salad said:
Check out this woman, her longtime husband, and the man she had an emotional affair with at work who became her boyfriend when she convinced her husband to go poly. The husband supposedly "begged" her to fuck the dude during a party...sure Jan.
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Well, I mean, it could be true if he's actually gay. It relieves him of the obligation to go anywhere near a gross stinky girl and also he might get a bit of that dick himself.
 
metalman328 lives on the Isle of Man, which is an island with like 80 thousand people between Britain and Ireland. Feel like that makes it worse.
 
I wonder what social services taken it all is? I doubt they'd see that whole clusterfuck-sorry,polycule- as a thing kids should be exposed to.


I dunno, poly to me just screams bad things. Telling people they're not enough,that their partners need other partners to be fulfilled, it's a giant mess
 
Fliddaroonie said:
I wonder what social services taken it all is? I doubt they'd see that whole clusterfuck-sorry,polycule- as a thing kids should be exposed to.


I dunno, poly to me just screams bad things. Telling people they're not enough,that their partners need other partners to be fulfilled, it's a giant mess
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poly is just people who want to cheat and not feel bad, and the people with no spines who let them do it.
 
Potatis Salad said:
/r/polyamory is a sub like /r/asktransgender where pretty much every post oozes dysfunction. I usually feel that the person who got talked into trying polyamory (aka got cucked) is a victim and I feel bad for them. Notice that every picture of the "polycules" (with the exception of one picture posted by a side chick) was posted by the person doing the cucking. That's because all the cucks fucking hate it.

Check out this woman, her longtime husband, and the man she had an emotional affair with at work who became her boyfriend when she convinced her husband to go poly. The husband supposedly "begged" her to fuck the dude during a party...sure Jan. I'll let the body language tell you which is the cucked husband and which is the bf.

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Is the bf the bald guy ? I have a hard time telling honestly, they both look less than enthusiastic about being on these pictures.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Is the bf the bald guy ? I have a hard time telling honestly, they both look less than enthusiastic about being on these pictures.
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The bf is the bald guy. It's actually the woman's body language that tells you who's who: she's turning away from her husband and snuggling up to the bf. Also, the kid is in his dad's lap.
 
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The dad looks like the kind of guy that screams: “Don’t look at me or my wife’s kid ever again!” Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if those kids aren’t even his.
 
Fliddaroonie said:
I wonder what social services taken it all is? I doubt they'd see that whole clusterfuck-sorry,polycule- as a thing kids should be exposed to.


I dunno, poly to me just screams bad things. Telling people they're not enough,that their partners need other partners to be fulfilled, it's a giant mess
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Children are most likely to get molested by their mother's boyfriend (who is not their biological father), and considering that poly guys are already skeevier than average...and a lot of poly people don't seem to follow the 'wait a year before you introduce your new partner to your kids' rule that is advised for divorcé/és...

Also, there's a lot of posts by poly people who have kids dumping all the childcare responsibility onto their partner. I saw a post by a guy who had a NEWBORN who didn't understand why he was an asshole for wanting to go out on dates. This is another reason why people's moms dislike polyamory: they think it'll mean their daughter gets stuck with the kids while their son-in-law is out with his mistress, and a lot of the time they'll be right. The other times it's the husband who's getting shafted.

Plus, while you can see plenty of posts in r/relationships of people complaining about their partner being out constantly with their friends and leaving the poster with the children, people don't tend to sleep over at the houses of the DnD groups, but poly people with kids sure do sleep over with their new fling.
 
Salt_Merchant said:
poly is just people who want to cheat and not feel bad, and the people with no spines who let them do it.
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This is polyamory in a nutshell.

Except poly people are extremely enlightened and above the mono hoi polloi. Plebs don't know about my compersion. So they've got this weird holier-than-thou complex about being cheaters.

And also the best poly story was that woman who opened up her relationship and found out her husband likes to exclusively smash underaged troon puss. Surprise!
 
Straight from the pages of /r/ThatHappened, an exceptional poly individual accidentally gives a store full of normies a peek into her wacky poly lifestyle!
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Actual story from the people in the grocery store: "Wish that loud asshole would shut the fuck up."

And a couple of the comments:
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I guarantee that none of these "accidentally outed lol!!!!" people is the least bit discreet about their poly lifestyle and OP was actually disappointed that she didn't succeed in getting attention from anyone in the grocery store.

I looked at toothbrush guy's history and it's a divorced dad with two teenage kids and two girlfriends, so, a situation where four toothbrushes (dad, kids, gf) would be normal. But five toothbrushes totally gives away his polyamorous secret! I have an extra toothbrush because I use a different one at night. Do you guys think my friends assume I'm poly?!?!?!?!?

What toothbrush dad looks like if anyone cares:
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Poly guys seem to be disproportionately balding.

This is his intro post.
I'm new here, and I just wanted to post a bit of my story, as I'm still closeted to most friends. Three years ago, I got out of a bad relationship, got sober, and decided in order to work on myself, I would only date in a casual way for at least a year. I'm involved in the kink scene in New York, so it was easy to find friendly, trustworthy, understanding folks to have respectful fun with. Several months in, I start seeing a woman from a newly open marriage, who is looking for the same uncomplicated friendship. Fast forward a couple of months and....uh oh. I'm falling in love. I decide to tell her, and before I can get the words out she starts crying, because she's falling in love with me, and terrified about what it means for her marriage. She sits down with her husband (now my friend and metamor) and tells him how she feels. He says it sounds to him like I'm one of her soulmates, and he couldn't be happier (I fucking LOVE this guy). We've now been together for two and a half years, and I have found another love to share my life with. We are all friends (my girlfriend, her husband, my other girlfriend, her girlfriend) my two loves are the most understanding, caring, beautiful humans I have ever known. I feel like I always have someone to reach out to. I am out to my ex wife and my two sons (12 and 14) and I'm so glad that I can model another healthy and respectful way to love for my kids. My (longer term) girlfriend was away with her husband for a couple of weeks and just returned, and my son said, "I'm glad M______ is back. I missed her." and it dawned on me that I have created a poly family.

I spent my whole life up until now thinking that I was a horrible human being because sexual and emotional exclusivity didn't make sense to me. I feel like my romantic life has just begun, at 44. Thanks to all of you for being here!
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Crunchy Leaf said:
Poly guys seem to be disproportionately balding.

This is his intro post.
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Everytime I read something like "so s/he talked about it with his/her SO and s/he was like yeah you should totally bang that other person", my bullshit alarm goes off. You just know the other person was emotionally blackmailed and went along with it because they didn't want to lose their spouse, and know their daily lives are going to be filled with panic attacks and self-loathing while the others go on fucking around without a care in the world.
 
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