Polish Ad for StopKillingGames

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Poland is horrifically underrepresented in the StopKillingGames petition. I am going to use the ad credits I have for USIPS to post a shill message on X just to see what happens. I have it so I might as well. It'll be a fun experiment.

I need a tweet-length message that is a compelling call to action to click this link and sign the petition. For the record, opening this page for the first time with your browser language in Polish will give you a Polish translation of the site.

It needs to fit the URL + the message. Polish is very verbose so this is a hefty requirement. I can attach an image or video too, if one exists worth attaching. It needs to be really snappy and attention grabbing.
 
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i'll play with a few messages until i get one i think works well
This looks about right, resonates with poles who would have regular access to the web early on, especially in net cafes where pirated Heroes of Might and Magic III and Gothic ruled. "Janusz" is a coloqial term for stereotypical sleazy pole, fitting fairly well.
 

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I hadn't considered this. Mostly I just wanted to know if that faggot was on Null's shit list because I would find that funny.
Considering Null is the one running the US IPS (Internet Preservation Society), intrests align with the initiative.

Making the gayest, most insufferable dickhead, ferret rapist on the Internet seethe is a bonus. A really nice, fat, Christmas bonus.
 
A second submission has hit the Polish ad thread.
My bad lmao people were cross posting where I'm discussing and the retards didn't put it in quotes. Also in the initial message both were offline because we were using the rhetorical tool of proposing the worst possible scenario. The lads I'm talkin too liked the one you posted though.
 
Definitely use CS:GO as a case for a game that was shut down and shouldnt have been, EUs love that game and CS2 can't run on all their old computers
Yup, Poles love two games and two games only, CS:GO and LOL.
As CS:GO was killed...yeah...
 
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personally my family would call HoMM3 "Heroski" but that's very much a nitpick.
A thing I find more appealing would be "...stwierdza, że już nie możesz sobie pograć w...", if the character count allows, as it directly refers to the reader personally. "...decides that YOU, yourself, cannot play..." while the thing you have is more general - "decides that it is impossible to play"

also instead of Gothic I would put Tibia, it used to be BIG back in the day and it is actually an MMO (in 2009 60% of accounts were either Polish or Brazilian)
 
Poland is horrifically underrepresented in the StopKillingGames petition. I am going to use the ad credits I have for USIPS to post a shill message on X just to see what happens. I have it so I might as well. It'll be a fun experiment.
I assume you will be using this to promote the UK petition, as most Polacks live in Britain now?

Zagraniczne firmy chcą WYŁĄCZAĆ gry, za które PŁACIŁEŚ, i KRAŚĆ twoje pieniądze! Czas ucieka! Stań po stronie POLSKIEGO LUDU i POWSTRZYMAJ ich w UE – DZIAŁAJ JUŻ TERAZ!
 
I assume you will be using this to promote the UK petition, as most Polacks live in Britain now?

Zagraniczne firmy chcą WYŁĄCZAĆ gry, za które PŁACIŁEŚ, i KRAŚĆ twoje pieniądze! Czas ucieka! Stań po stronie POLSKIEGO LUDU i POWSTRZYMAJ ich w UE – DZIAŁAJ JUŻ TERAZ!
> za które zapłaciłeś
That's your first mistake.
It's all seven seas over there because the games are too fucking expensive.
 
Non-native speaker. Less humorous than @Just_A_guy in case you don't want to mention Soros. Also open to requests in other EU languages. Version with 278 characters:
Powiedz NIE zabijaniu gier!

Coraz więcej gier działa tylko online, a deweloperzy mogą je wyłączyć w każdej chwili.
CS:GO zostało wyłączone w 2023, mimo 1,4 mln aktywnych graczy.
Chroń gry za które zapłaciłeś, podpisz petycję:
https://www.stopkillinggames.com/
#StopKillingGames
Say NO to killing games!

More and more games are online-only, and developers can disable them at any moment.
CS:GO was shut down in 2023, despite 1,4 million active players.
Protect the games you paid for, sign the petition:
https://www.stopkillinggames.com/
#StopKillingGames
 
I've also mentioned this to the following politicians who will hopefully back this:

Rupert Lowe (Independent MP, ex Reform UK MP for Great Yarmouth).

Robert Jenrick (Conservative MP for Newark).

Miriam Cates (ex-Conservative MP but still has powerful contacts, is seen a lot on GB News).

Jacob Rees-Mogg (ex-Conservative MP, media personality) has mentioned that he is 'very concerned' with what Jason wants and that Gamers should be 'free to choose what they want without issue'.

Lee Anderson (Reform UK MP for Ashfield, says he would 'be happy to support this vote' and that 'people with agendas shouldn't ruin the fun of others.'
 
Lubisz gry? Jeżeli tak, to możesz pomóc nam uratować je uratować przed wyłączeniem ich na zawsze. Tylko poświęć swoje 30 sekund, by dać swój podpis do projektu do Unii Europejskiej na https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

217 characters, straight to the point.

Do you like games? If so, you can help us save them from being shut down forever. Just take your 30 seconds to give your signature to the project to the European Union at [LINK[



Podawajcie dalej, nie bądźcie bambiki.
“bambik” is a horrible term that was used by children in fortnite years ago. If people saw it now, the post would be laughed at. I would prefer to use “Nie bądź głupi” (Don't be stupid) or "Nie bądźcie obojętni" (Don't be indifferent).
 
217 characters, straight to the point.

Do you like games? If so, you can help us save them from being shut down forever. Just take your 30 seconds to give your signature to the project to the European Union at [LINK[




“bambik” is a horrible term that was used by children in fortnite years ago. If people saw it now, the post would be laughed at. I would prefer to use “Nie bądź głupi” (Don't be stupid) or "Nie bądźcie obojętni" (Don't be indifferent).
To be perfectly fair, I am not exactly accustomed to the typical polish slang, so it could be replaced with anything modern slang-ish. It's what I miss from the other posts. They just sound mechanical.
 
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