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I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."
 
Awaken My Masters said:
Sorry if this has been asked before, but since I don't know how America's legal system work, I was wondering if there's a reason why there's no bond? Does that imply that they believe Chris would try and run away regardless of bond?
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My guess is because he hasn't seen the judge yet in order for them to set a bond. If he sees the judge and the judge decides not to set one, that means they think he'll run or what he did was so bad they want to keep him in jail.
 
Since Chris has already tried to lie that this was consensual I think the only way to shift the narrative to survival purposes later will be to claim his mother molested him and we can't let that happen. He will lean into mental illness for all it's worth. Despite his Insanity and autistic nature, he is extremely conniving and shifty.
 
Anstiv said:
I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."
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I can respect the fun I've had over these many years, but I also respect the idea that it's a certain unique outlook to be enthused about learning of these happenings. Especially all at once.
 
Spez said:
Don't you get it? the mould from the medallion is his ticket out of jail, it's gotta be hazardous by now so all he has to do is shove it in the guards faces for an instant kill, then he just walks out the door.

Calculated, Planned, Masterful.
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COVID ain't shit, anyone who uses that medallion is cursed by his giga-autism
 
AssignedEva said:
If she doesn't already know, she will soon. She still lives in Charlottesville and you just know this will be all over the local news and everyone will be talking about it.

Same deal with Michael Snyder, and possibly Mary Lee Walsh as well.
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I already figured that Barb and Bob were both talked about more than a preacher's knocked up daughter anyway. I can just imagine the conversations from the neighbors right now...
 
lil retard said:
My guess is because he hasn't seen the judge yet in order for them to set a bond. If he sees the judge and the judge decides not to set one, that means they think he'll run or what he did was so bad they want to keep him in jail.
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Ok that makes a lot of sense. I didn't know about the judge thing. Thanks for the answer.
 
Anstiv said:
I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."
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People on here are just jealous of the investigator cause he's living their dream
 
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