POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

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To search the house? Yeah, Chris wasn't arrested at the house and he wasn't even supposed to be at the house.

EDIT: Actually, Barb owns the house and could probably just give them permission to go in without a warrant unless she also doesn't want them to get in for some reason. Alternatively, Barb might not be competent enough to give permission since that's probably gonna be called into question as well. Warrant is the safer bet.
As a resident Chris still has certain rights. A Search Warrant would be desired.mand it’s not like they’ll have any trouble getting one. They have him in custody on a charge of Mother Fucking. No judge will ask too many questions for fear of hearing the answers.
 
The comments from the neighbors are breaking my heart. Imagine watching this poor woman raise this manbeast only to find out he sexually assaulted her. Hindsight is 20/20.
 
Realistically, Chris will probably end up annoying a prisoner so bad that he gets the shit kicked out of him and gets put in the hospital within the first week
 
Chris has not been denied bond. It hasn't come up yet because he hasn't had his arraignment, bond will be set (or denied) at that hearing.
 
A new era of Chris will begin. It was foretold.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the tan arms - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the blue arms- you stay in Cwcville and I show you how deep the taint wound goes.
 
Dude is gonna need a raise and one year of therapy for every JULLLAAAYY he gets.
After all this is over we should all donate to a care package for officer tooley maybe a nice gift basket for having to put up with all the autistic weirdos calling and yelling Julie over and over again
 
These poor naive cops...why would you EVER post a phone number for strangers on the internet for additional information on Chris???

Do they understand the Pandora Box they are opening???

How many calls are they going to get informing them about the time Chris shoved a Sonichu medallion up his ass?
The best part is at the potential of losing out on any important information, they have to pick up the phone, every. single. time.
Pray for the poor cop who's going to be JULAYYY'd all day
 
I really just wanna get his neighbor's thoughts on living near him for so long.
 
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