POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[4ChanPartyVan]

Would not be surprised at all if the cops found CP on his computer, hand-drawn or actual.

$100 says they find THAT tails comic.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Realistically, what are the odds of Chris getting his ass beat/shanked in the next week or so?

 

[Alex Mercer]

Do you think his jail mates are getting tired of his random access humor yet?

 

[Coelacanth]

I suppose the trial will probably go something like this:

 

[DiggieSmalls]

He gonna get his cheeks busted in by Big Herc man

 

[Gimmick Account]

He'd better have a tattoo that says "EID PMURT EID" on his chest that he'll have to explain when they check him for parole.

it'll be a medallion tattoo and the rest of his new batman villain henchmen gang will have them too

 

[SaltyFanta]

Bluespike wasn't larping as underage though so there would be no reason to send him CP

I was more thinking that some random ween would send CP to Chris, possibly just to get him in trouble now.

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

TLDR; I don't believe that Chris is a pedofork, and I'm not saying that at all, but it would NOT surprise me if they search his PC and find something unsavory in there.

Since Kelly has a history of being into loli shit, it’s not a wide stretch of the imagination that she might have sent him something incriminating. Even if Chris didn’t go out of his way to obtain that shit, I wouldn’t doubt the people involved at least attempted to get him into it.

It’s a pretty wild theory, but given the situation as it stands…I’d believe Chris has broken some dumb laws, even if it wasn’t of his own volition.

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I'm just waiting for the betting pool on what they're gonna find on his devices
I could legitimately see Chris justifying cp if he could justify motherfucking

 

[Seaweed Chips]

Were any of his 'gal pals' underage? Can't remember off the top of my head

If memory serves, years ago he was hitting up women on Facebook as part of the Love Quest. This included an underage teen, he was unaware she was underage until she told him she was 16/17 (can't remember which) and he says something along the lines of waiting until she's 18. I could get the screenshots, but the CWCki is having problems.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

He gonna get his cheeks busted in by Big Herc man

He's going to get shanked for being a rapist.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Boomers inbound...

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[Aqua Panda]

How much is the house in Ruckersville worth? And do we know how much of a mortage is left on it? Last I checked, Barb had a second mortage and was considering doing a reverse mortgage.

No way in hell Chris is staying there unless some ultra wealthy Chistorian had funds or a gofundme was set up. (And after what happened with Null and this whole incident, I severely doubt anyone will ever want to help Chris again.)

 

[Divine right to rule]

He'll come out ripped as fuck

A new era of Chris will begin. It was foretold.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Alhamdulillah I love cops now

 

[Some JERK]

What's the prize for the kiwi who gets Chris's car?

A shitty car.

 

[Shanndog]

What are the other charges they could be considering? Rape, endangering the welfare of an elderly/disabled person, assault?

those along with violating restraining order, possibly theft as hes been stealing out of his mothers bank account to buy fuckin toys and games, and to fund his stupid trips to conventions and the like for years, and i do believe they charged him with incest so far, i do hope he ends up in prison, he needs to be held accountable and responsible for his actions

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I'm just waiting for the betting pool on what they're gonna find on his devices
I could legitimately see Chris justifying cp if he could justify motherfucking

No way, he's too dumb to be able to even find it

 

[I'm Not Hiding]

can we put that mugshot on a shirt and sell it?

Mugshots are public domain. I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice.

 

[Jump]

Boomers need to be kept away from social media. They have no idea the autistic shitstorm they brought to themselves by bringing this shit up on their facebook.
>he
Here we go

Quit trying to be hip and cool and just post the notices on a static website.