POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Ted_Logan]

This will get good as I'll only feel sorry for the defended

 

[Emo Crow]

(((he)))
as it should be

 

[Symalsa]

Search warrant coming (likely) for the house. Anyone staking it out could probably catch that happening

 

[Grippy Socks]

 

[Bilinear Multiplication]

Your honor, it's a female penis!

I believe the correct term is "girldick"

 

[BustinBiden]

What a time to be alive.

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The only time I want to live in.

I only ever followed chris chans antics through 4chan, never really came over here to the farms. Had to make an account now though because I guess Im just a fag.

Just so I can feel young again can someone call Tom Green and ask his opinion on all this?

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

When Bob wanted him to get into records, don't think he ever considered it being the police. Good job Chris, stunning and brave move to heighten the troon awareness.

I wonder if this is peak trannydom? That people will now be less tolerant of troons and their bullshit.

 

[Alex Mercer]

GFM to get Chris his special Crayolas from the jail commissary.

If they give him crayolas, will he end up looking like Sam Neil in "The Mouth of Madness?"

 

[GypsyBard]

I wonder if anyone will send CWC donations for the jail canteen?

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That is actually a good point because I have seen people here talking about wanting to go visit Chris in jail or prison for the mental asylum really wherever you will end up

I know that people who visit serial killers will typically use commissary as a means to get on the list
basically you send them a letter put some money on the commissary and then say hey want me to come visit put me on the list and you'll get more money on commissary

I could see a few weens putting money on his commissary and using that to visit him

 

[johnny5150]

Search warrant coming (likely) for the house. Anyone staking it out could probably catch that happening

if they search that house, lets hope they wear hazmat suits

 

[The Cunting Death]

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I mean I'd get a heart attack like Bob Odenkirk too if my client was Chris-Chan

 

[DontShootScum]

I wonder if anyone will send CWC donations for the jail canteen?

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Chris absolutely shouldn't be getting donations at this point.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

I keep flashing back to that kid winning the shopping spree and it dissolving into this disgusting smirking mug shot. IDK why but of all things this is what's giving me full-body shivers, So so gross.

 

[SlipNHonk]

If this were a sitcom, this series finale would mirror Seinfeld's with all of past and present characters like Liquid Chris and Mary Lee Walsh coming to the stand to denounce Chris.

 

[Akashic Retard]

It will be interesting to see the field test results on the efficacy of the hedgehog defensive state in prison. TooManyGames was the trial run and it was relatively effective in that controlled environment, now we will see it truly battle-tested.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

I wonder if this is peak trannydom? That people will now be less tolerant of troons and their bullshit.

That would be delicious if this ended up being The Peakening. That being said, I think most of the reason normal people who aren't on the Internet constantly are so tolerant of troons is because they really do not have interactions with them. The Internet makes them seem like an outsized population group, where in most of the country they certainly aren't.

 

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Chris in the courtroom

Yes but done by the same fuckin cartoonist who used Junior as fodder.

 

[DavidFerrie]

That is actually a good point because I have seen people here talking about wanting to go visit Chris in jail or prison for the mental asylum really wherever you will end up

I know that people who visit serial killers will typically use commissary as a means to get on the list
basically you send them a letter put some money on the commissary and then say hey want me to come visit put me on the list and you'll get more money on commissary

I could see a few weens putting money on his commissary and using that to visit him

Given the speed of online weenery during this situation, I'm sure some have already done so.

(For perspective: when Tiger King hit Netflix, Joe Exotic's Federal-pen canteen cart got so overloaded with donations from well-wishers, that he was forced to give most of the snacks and supplies away to other inmates.)

 

[Alex Mercer]

I keep flashing back to that kid winning the shopping spree and it dissolving into this disgusting smirking mug shot. IDK why but of all things this is what's giving me full-body shivers, So so gross.

Yeah, pretty sad to see a boy turn into this thing

 

[robobobo]

Plot twist: Barb died five weeks ago.