POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Secret Messages]

Dammit. We already have all the Leddit and Twatter newfags, now we have to deal with boomier-tier Facebook normies?

I would much rather have boomers here than redditors or twitter users and I think most here would agree with me tbh

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

Prepare yourself for newfag facebook boomers

Greetings FAGGOTS

 

[TheRedBaron]

I already feel so so sorry for Jason Tooley and the unholy amount of phone calls that will almost certainly be unleashed upon him

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

If Chris is convicted and goes to girl prison then we'll know the merge has fully commenced.

 

[DontShootScum]

Barb-chu

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

My kingdom for Chris to represent himself pro se or to have Magi-Chan do it.

 

[Roger Whore]

Press F to pay respects to Mr. Jason Tooley, who's about to hear more JULAAAAAAAAY than any human being should ever be exposed to

orrrrr BARBAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

[got damn!!!]

Wonder what would happen if chris gets a long sentence. I hope he becomes absolutely jacked

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I hope it goes to trial and doesn’t plead out. Think of the lolcow roundup of witnesses and character references. Josh and Ethan could even weigh-in in front of a real judge!

Oh to be in that courtroom! They should sell tickets.

 

[Chemocamel]

Everyone's talking about the prison saga but you're early
Based on the circumstances he'll almost certainly get out on probation while having to register as a sex offender and a convicted felon - Prison saga won't start until he breaks the terms of his probation (which i assume will be within the week)

 

[Fate Fan]

All this tells me is a I need to make a time machine and after I help uncle Adolf go and help 2007 Chris with his love quest

 

[Alex Mercer]

Barb-chu

More like Barb-no

 

[Probably An Autist]

Rape is a given, Elder Abuse, some financial crimes

BUT I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they also found child porn on his devices

thats a big fucking limb. lets hope not, I want to enjoy this new saga.

I really wish I could listen to chris right now. No toys, no comfortable furniture, nobody giving him asspats or playing pretend with him. he must be fucking miserable lmao.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Chris isn't getting an insane plea. He can answer questions coherently and he knew what he did was wrong due to his requests the people he told keep it secret. His attorney will bring it up just to bring it up and that will be that. Sounds like they are getting ready to throw the book at him too.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Every three pages I read, there is one new page to the thread. I've never seen this level of activity before. It makes sense, but it's hard to fathom how big this will become. Seems like we've only hit the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

This the best thing that has happened in 2021 and redeems my belief in God.

 

[Divine right to rule]

No way they charge Chris with rape before they make a determination on how capable Barb is.

I am actually far more interested in what Barb has been saying than more Chris ramblings about the merge and his spirit guides at this point.

They charged Chris pretty fucking fast, and they haven't charged Barb. With additional charges for Chris pending.
That looks like they hold Chris solely responsible, which probably means that they see Barb as Chris' victim, and not a party also guilty in the incest.

 

[johnny5150]

can we put that mugshot on a shirt and sell it?

 

[FatMebius]

The Jerkops finally got him

 

[Loves to Huff]

I wonder if anyone will send CWC donations for the jail canteen?

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I wonder if they have Fanta.