POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[professionalsmileyguy]

Rape-chu

(Also they used He, lol.)

 

[Brainworms]

If he goes to the female prison, would they separate him from the women so he doesn't get weird? I feel like that should be a regulation.

 

[Kornheiser]

After all this done the detective will want want Chris to get the death penalty.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Prisoners could be bribed to cough up fresh details about Chris. They want those ramen noodles bad.

 

[No Life Prince]

I can't wait for the Conjugal Visit!

 

[Stupidface]

How soon until we see an actual news report, so I can see the expression of whatever poor reporter is assigned while they read out information on the incident?

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Imagine having to tell people in prison you’re convicted for incest lol

 

[Celestine]

Bless the poor fuckers who have to watch him squat and cough

 

[Felthas]

These jerkops can't keep getting away with this!

 

[BustinBiden]

Can Chris claim diplomatic immunity since he is both the mayor of Cwcville and also the patron goddess of the Commodore64?

 

[MonoAcid]

Will Barb possibly get charged too if they don't prove dementia?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

can you imagine the collective TERF rage if he and the twitter trooners get their way and he ends up in a cell block full of boyfriend free girls

Since Chris is gullible for china, a female inmate may have be their personal mule. A female inmate may teach Chris how to use a shiv and stab another inmate.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

The fuckin pic they uploaded lmao

felt like just yesterday he was in his 20s. dude now looking as old as when bob was when chris was born.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Some grifter leech lawyer should seize this opportunity and defend Chris clout bono.

Even the lowest ambulance chasers aren’t gonna touch this one.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

What's the VA max for rape? Hope it's life.

 

[Slavic Insider]

but in their heart they know the truth.

He may have grown hair, but we still know he's Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Image Reactions]

"This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending."

It's on like donkey kong

Leave DK out of this shit that Sonic started.

 

[GypsyBard]

Could also be the theft.

But notice they say victim in the police statement meaning since Chris is still under arrest they consider his mother the victim so it could be rape and theft

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Just because she used her PENIS to rape her mom, it doesn't make her a man. Chris-Chan says trans rights!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

If he goes to the female prison, would they separate him from the women so he doesn't get weird? I feel like that should be a regulation.

Any woman in a women's prison is more than capable of fucking CWC's shit up if he tried anything.

So no, they're not going to do that for someone who was only capable of raping an 80 year old semi-braindead senior.