Poker - Surely people here play cards

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AnOminous

AnOminous

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What kind of poker do you like? What varieties? Is there anywhere good decent Americans can play our native game?
 
5 card stud is pretty damn easy to teach anybody, can be played with a single deck of 52

Considered learning Texas Hold'em a while back but lost interest
 
I used to sometimes play on Pokerstars years ago, mostly just the $5.50's and the $11 MTT's, Either NLH or Omaha for fun or to kill some hours, you could load up 2-3 tournys and play for 9 hours+ if they were huge fields, if you played like a nit alot of the times you'd run deep and min cash at least lol.

Never made much money tho, probably barely a few $1000 although most of that was due to getting 3rd and a 2nd a few times and I think I won a $2.20 one once... I just don't have the time to sit there and play anymore... I think poker is slowly returning to the US online but the playerbase is limited to a few states so not as much fun for those guys.
 
Used to play microstakes Holdem full ring cash games and MTTs online in college and made some beer money churning bonuses. Black Friday happened before I got a real job and could start playing for bigger stakes. Before Pokerstars started selling play chips, I amassed enough of them that I could play the high stakes play chips games which played like microstakes cash games, but I can't even do that anymore thanks to my Democrat nanny state government. And I don't trust the offshore sites ever since the UltimateBet superuser scandal, and all the other shady shit that's happened in more recent years. So that pretty much limits me to brick and mortar. We have some decent rooms in my area but the Wuflu has made it less attractive to make the drive to any of them. There used to be a monthly tournament in my neighborhood, which was loads of fun with some pretty strong players, but the Wuflu has put that on hiatus.

I find Holdem to be quite boring. Omaha is at least a bit more interesting, and Razz (lowball 7 card stud) is pretty fun too. I think my favorite variety is 2-7 Triple Draw, but it's damn near impossible to find a game.
 
I'm a fan of five-card draw, but everybody seems to only play hold 'em these days. I learned to like it, though. Hold 'em can be fun with friends you can banter with, but I miss the tension of everybody's cards being in hand.
 
Fuck poker & whiskey; euchre & Pabst!

I used to play tournaments regularly at the MWR, until some faggots ruined it for everyone else and got it shut down. Then they only fucking allowed spades or dominos. I haven't played in probably 10 years because people have gone fucking soft.
 
Corn Flakes said:
I'm a fan of five-card draw, but everybody seems to only play hold 'em these days. I learned to like it, though. Hold 'em can be fun with friends you can banter with, but I miss the tension of everybody's cards being in hand.
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The funny thing is I am actually a lot better at reading hands in five card than in other forms of poker, especially in multiple draw games like triple draw 2-7 (I utterly love this game). I quite often know exactly what someone has by the final bet. There is something about community card games that makes it easier to represent that you have the absolute bullshit perfect hand.

This may be why almost nobody plays these draw games any more. Anyone actually bad at them loses all their money and goes back to hold 'em where they can deceive themselves they're okay at it because they win sometimes.
 
Used to play Bastard Brag and other poker games often in one of my locals but since wuflu happened the pub has gone bust. Used to be fun nights.
 
White Devil said:
This thread makes me want to re-watch Rounders.
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Not sure why I chose to necro this, but there is only one actually admirable character in that movie, and it is Joey Knish, the grinder who told the main character to fuck off with his bullshit, make his big bet an hour, and just act responsible.

If you want to make money at cards, that is what you do. You never put your whole bankroll on the line, you never lose your rent money, you just make sure you have a good hourly, and that not even the usual swings can harm you.

And as for the rest? The world can go fuck itself.

Who expressed this best? Oh, yeah, John Goodman.
 
I try to play NLH at least one a week in person. And avoid all the degenerate games while I’m in the casino.
 
Usually Texas, I only go for straights because I’m not a homosexual
 
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