Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Vapewizard said:
To be fair, the japanese text has her talking about the power of medical science being amazing and in pokemon games the black belt(Karate king in japanese) class is a male only trainer class so it's a fact that they put a tranny npc in the game. Of course most normal people would just go "Oh, ok." and move on with their lives.
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Yeah, and iirc there was a female version of the black belt called the battle girl which I think is called something different in Japan.
 
Notgoodwithusernames said:
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The Baby Is You

The Baby Is You is a solo album composed for Homestuck by Toby Fox. It is about the character Dave giving birth to John. It was composed in response to a Homestuck forums' art forum rule that condemned posting artwork with pregnant children.
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Basically he made a homestuck rock opera about mpreg to piss off the homestuck forum mods. The Battle tower theme in sword and shield is a remix of a section of it
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In my opinion, the song he made for the game is kind of overrated. It sounds really unfinished as a song, and it sort of clashes with the rest of the game's soundtrack. Just feels he didn't really take this opportunity seriously.

Then again, this is coming from someone who thinks Undertale was overhyped, so I may just be biased against Toby in general, dunno.
 
Nauseated Courgi said:
Also, what?
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That dull fag with blonde hair who acts as your rival.
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Despite most of its mechanics relying on RNG so far I never thought super mystery dungeon had thrown something completely unfair at me. Last night, though, I had this ridiculous setup on a type of mission where you have to chase down a pokemon and beat it before it reaches the stairs. Usually you and the target spawn in a room where the stairs are at least a few rooms away but this time the thing literally spawned on the tile to the right of the stairs. Yeah, that was a reset. This type of situation can still be salvageable if you have something like a petrify wand and the right circumstances to use it with but I spawned in at the wrong angle.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Didn't register to me at the time that could've been a tranny NPC, just thought maybe it was some chick who used to be in karate. Could still be a crossdresser since it was 2013.
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In the Japanese version, she mentions “the power of medical science”, implying she’s trans.
 
FluffyTehFennekin said:
In the Japanese version, she mentions “the power of medical science”, implying she’s trans.
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So why not make the NPC the Battle or Crush Girl, then? Did the Black Belt just not want to be a karate master anymore, or just wanted a double life and then got the surgery? It's weird. :story:
 
Hey kiwis, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Rookidee. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Rookidee, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my Switch hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Rookidee, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, kiwis.
 
SIGSEGV said:
Hey kiwis, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Rookidee. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Rookidee, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my Switch hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Rookidee, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, kiwis.
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Get naked and do a nice ritual dance. I hear those make any situation better.
 
SIGSEGV said:
Hey kiwis, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Rookidee. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Rookidee, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my Switch hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Rookidee, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, kiwis.
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Cool copypasta, but you need yourself a Jynx girlfriend with whom you can get into a sassy slapfight with.
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SIGSEGV said:
Hey kiwis, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Rookidee. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Rookidee, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my Switch hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Rookidee, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, kiwis.
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This pasta is older than Pokemon's target audience.
 
SIGSEGV said:
Hey kiwis, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Rookidee. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Rookidee, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my Switch hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Rookidee, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, kiwis.
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Play more Pokemon, it matters more.
 
There are three types of social media managers for big companies:

1: Those who don't know near enough about twitter.
2: Those who are far too deep into twitter.
3: Those which act like psychopaths so they don't have to think about making sense.
 
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