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I can't believe masters actually did it.
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Honestly, it's probably one of the better Pokemobiles to be released, especially since their updates have been adding in more stuff for the player to do and even gives the self insert character more partner options outside of Pikachu. I'd imagine this game would be a lot more popular if it was more accessible (there's even an online multiplayer Co-op, for christ sake).Masters keeps releasing updates for the game but refuses to release an update that will let more phones actually play it. It's the most finicky mobile game I have ever seen. I want to play it because I like character development but my shitty phone isn't allowed to run it.
Just...ignore pokedex entries. It is better for your mental health.My thoughts during the whole thing:
"Hmm, a bunch of Ghost types and a children's hospital... Wouldn't it be funny if there was a Lampent hanging around ther- WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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(For the uninitiated).
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70% of them are bullshit anyway.Just...ignore pokedex entries. It is better for your mental health.
70% of them are bullshit anyway.
There's also Magcargo and Tyranitar's bullshit entries. Or ones like Yamask saying they're born from human souls from centuries ago but then you can hatch them from eggs, or Banette being treated as an individual discarded doll despite evolving from Shuppet. Or Slowpoke's shellder shit despite the only time you see that in the games is Pokemon Snap. That's not saying I don't think some entries are cool and maybe some like Dusknoir or Drifblim's entries are probably more true.The pokedex is a massive enigma. There never seems to be any agreement as to what's legitimate and what's bullshit, and the line only gets more blurred when events in the games themselves randomly decide to echo whatever the dex spouts on about.
Some are blatantly obvious in how they're outright wrong based on cold hard facts (the entries between Doduo and Dodrio suggests the former is faster, when the raw stats suggest otherwise to give one example), but it gets more confusing when more vague stuff is brought up. Ghost types in particular are notorious for this with their crazy lore repeatedly being reinforced as true despite it not making a lick of sense mechanically and logically.
Out of curiosity how freemium is it? Could you still get some decent playtime without getting fucked over by microtransactions? Because Mix Cafe I feel like is a great model while Shuffle is the most money grubby horseshit I have seen.Honestly, it's probably one of the better Pokemobiles to be released, especially since their updates have been adding in more stuff for the player to do and even gives the self insert character more partner options outside of Pikachu. I'd imagine this game would be a lot more popular if it was more accessible (there's even an online multiplayer Co-op, for christ sake).
> Gender ratio: 100% maleNot sure if anyone remembers Slugfucker, but they apparently put a Goodra ripoff in Pokemon Clover making fun of him.
In terms of micro-transactions, it's very light on there. They only really apply for when you're collecting sync pairs and even then you can do those penniless given how generous they are with the gems.Out of curiosity how freemium is it? Could you still get some decent playtime without getting fucked over by microtransactions? Because Mix Cafe I feel like is a great model while Shuffle is the most money grubby horseshit I have seen.
There's also Magcargo and Tyranitar's bullshit entries.
Or ones like Yamask saying they're born from human souls from centuries ago but then you can hatch them from eggs
Or Slowpoke's shellder shit despite the only time you see that in the games is Pokemon Snap.
Also I know the anime doesn't count, but I remember ages ago Ash met the guy who wrote most of the pokedex entries and the stupid Wowzer-looking fucker says his interns make up all of that shit.
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Gates to Infinity was fine to play through the story mode, but they nerfed the job system so you could only take on one job at a time. It makes the middle and later parts of story mode an unfun grind, and the postgame isn't worth it. A job will tell you to go 70 something levels down, but it's frustrating that you can only do that single job after going all the way down there. The jobs are worth more rank points in exchange. It's dumb and disrespectful of my time.I ended up looking around for some opinions on the 3DS mystery dungeon games and from what I can tell neither of them are considered better than Explorers of Sky. Kind of a strange feeling to know I already played the peak of the series even though there are 2 newer ones out. That being said I'm interested in playing Super anyway just to see what sort of new things it brought to the table compared to Sky. From what I can tell Super has issues with an overly long tutorial and slow paced story but it gets better later while Gates to infinity isn't worth it outside of some people liking the story.
Just...ignore pokedex entries. It is better for your mental health.
Finally beat the Black 2 mono Bug run, and is it just me or are the victory road trainers harder than the E4/champion? The whole way through VR my squad was equal to even slightly weaker than the trainers' teams, but suddenly they were stronger than the E4. I didn't purposely grind at all so idk what happened there, don't remember it being like that.
Became? You realize the first game was..effectively "Alakazam and Mewtwo or GTFO" right?it became about catching the pokemon with the best stats.
That being said I'm interested in playing Super anyway just to see what sort of new things it brought to the table compared to Sky. From what I can tell Super has issues with an overly long tutorial and slow paced story but it gets better later while Gates to infinity isn't worth it outside of some people liking the story.
Became? You realize the first game was..effectively "Alakazam and Mewtwo or GTFO" right?