Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[OddEyes]

Disappointed that he isn't the best starter, Bulbasaur.

Puh-lease, squirtle can kick both their asses.

 

[Love Machine]

Puh-lease, squirtle can kick both their asses.

Yea, maybe in a "being trash" contest.

 

[Disc]

Puh-lease, squirtle can kick both their asses.

yeah, nah. Bulbasaur is no. 1 for a reason.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Aren't there Moltres-like firebirds on the sun in Star Fox 64?

 

[OddEyes]

Yea, maybe in a "being trash" contest.

yeah, nah. Bulbasaur is no. 1 for a reason.

Number 1 in sucking maybe.

Sides...

Squirtle got Style baby.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Kanto starters are for fags.

Turtwig is the realest shit there is.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Turtwig is the realest shit there is.

No. Chimchar. Fight me scrub

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

No. Chimchar. Fight me scrub

Does Chimchar have a hidden ability that prevents crits? I thought so.

 

[OddEyes]

Does Chimchar have a hidden ability that prevents crits? I thought so.

Fellas... We all know that the best starter is the speed boosting chicken who's second form is shaped like a dick and balls.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kanto starters are for fags.

What about Hoenn starters?

"so i herd you liek..."

 

[Love Machine]

What about Hoenn starters?

"so I herd you liek..."

Torchics...

 

[OddEyes]

Torchics...

Actually, on the topic of the fire bird with speed boost, anyone remember the Pokken controversy with Blaziken?

This line is literally walking cocks.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Actually, on the topic of the fire bird with speed boost, anyone remember the Pokken controversy with Blaziken?

This line is literally walking cocks.

Mind informing me on that? I never really got involved with Pokken games.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

Mind informing me on that? I never really got involved with Pokken games.

In short some soccer mom got pissy because she thought a tuft of fur (feathers?) on Blaziken's crotch was pubic hair or whatever.

 

[Sundae]

*Sees people arguing over which starters are the best*
*Doesn't see either of these mentioned:*

For shame.

 

[UtadaWasabi]

I still don’t know how people manage to get so many optimal iv shiny Pokémon in rare ball to trade with after all these year.

 

[Rotollo]

For shame.

He evolves into tony the tiger, thats ruins the line for me

I still don’t know how people manage to get so many optimal iv shiny Pokémon in rare ball to trade with after all these year.

Pk Hex

 

[Bread Fetishist]

He evolves into tony the tiger, thats ruins the line for me

Rule no. 1 of the internet: Never disrespect Tony the Tiger under any circumstances.

 

[Love Machine]

I know guys let's make this good guy, our bad guy. It will work fine as long as we give him a bloodborne boss theme.

 

[OddEyes]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2ROQZfSKW4

I know guys let's make this good guy, our bad guy. It will work fine as long as we give him a bloodborne boss theme.

To be fair, I hesitate to call Chairman rose a bad guy, he's just an idiot who couldn't wait one day before doing his plan.