Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Ahh Yes we know pokedex entries are all 100% true.

Man that guy on twitter is stupid as hell.


If all dex entries are true then Alakazam is fucked.

	Alakazam's brain continually grows, making its head far too heavy to support with its neck.

How many years do you think a alakazam has before his head explodes from his massive brain growing even bigger?

I mean, there are literally hundreds of pokedex entries more messed up than Hatterine's, so I dunno what the big deal is.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I mean, there are literally hundreds of pokedex entries more messed up than Hatterine's, so I dunno what the big deal is.

Like Magcargo being twice as hot as the surface of the sun or all the children Driftloon/Driftblim kill.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Ahh Yes we know pokedex entries are all 100% true.

Man that guy on twitter is stupid as hell.


If all dex entries are true then Alakazam is fucked.

	Alakazam's brain continually grows, making its head far too heavy to support with its neck.

How many years do you think a alakazam has before his head explodes from his massive brain growing even bigger?

I like Rampardos' entry, basically its got a little tiny pea-brain so it can have more skull with which to bash shit, so it's a dumdum who only knows how to unga bunga smash. Also the very first Rampardos that was revived escaped captivity and bashed down a skyscraper.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Like Magcargo being twice as hot as the surface of the sun or all the children Driftloon/Driftblim kill.

Or Hypno kidnapping hypnotized children.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Or Hypno kidnapping hypnotized children.

Or Hydreigon destroying and devouring everything in its path.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Or Hydreigon destroying and devouring everything it in its path.

Honestly, with the dark entries surrounding Gengar, I'm surprised anyone feels safe using one.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Honestly, with the dark entries surrounding Gengar, I'm surprised anyone feels safe using one.

Chandelure is working hard on catching up to him.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

Chandelure is working hard on catching up to him.
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Nah, Lure's already surpassed Gengar. Gengar will just kill you and turn you into another ghost. Chandelure fucking burns your soul to nothingness.

 

[Perspicacity]

Nah, Lure's already surpassed Gengar. Gengar will just kill you and turn you into another ghost. Chandelure fucking burns your soul to nothingness.

Sliggoo

Haunter

Palossand

 

[Nobunaga]

Sliggoo
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Haunter
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Palossand
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No wonder the xy hobo didnt give a shit about genociding a bunch of pokemans for his shitty flower

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Or Hypno kidnapping hypnotized children.

A classic.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

There is also the Ghost/Bug from Gen 3..that eats your soul if you look at it's back.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

There is also the Ghost/Bug from Gen 3..that eats your soul if you look at it's back.

Thats shedninja and there more fucked up stuff then just that.

How about the fact that it's its own living thing serperate from the pokemon it was split split from.

There so many possble ways to look at it, including the SOMA way.

Does it has memories from the pokemon it was once part of, if it does how much?

Could you say it's like in SOMA.
SOMA Spoilers

Spoiler

In SOMA when the brain is copied there now two "living" versions of that person.

One in the Orginal body, and one in the new body that Brain Copy went way.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You ever read the Pokédex entry for Beautifly?

 

[Kuchipatchi]

People wish that Pokémon are real, these Dex entries make me glad they're just fiction.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

People wish that Pokémon are real, these Dex entries make me glad they're just fiction.

I'm glad they fiction because of the Horrble Horrble fetish art I have layed witness to, and would never want to think of what people would do if pokemon was real.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How about the fact that it's its own living thing serperate

well given that it is Ghost typed it might not be living, god fucking knows what Ghost pokemon actually are.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

well given that it is Ghost typed it might not be living, god fucking knows what Ghost pokemon actually are.

A Mix of Undead, and spooky shit.

Shedninja falls under both.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

A Mix of Undead, and spooky shit.

Shedninja falls under both.

well anything made of a corpse that eats souls if you look at it's back is spooky on it's own.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A lot of Ghost Pokémon are also implied to be former humans too.