Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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24 hours later and holy shit lmao

IGN was the same publication that gave ORAS a 7.8 for "too much water" but looks past the apparent flaws in this game and gives it a 9.3, and people in the comments are mad that the chick in the video said that this was the "best pokemon game to date", which, even if you're in support of the dex cut, there's ZERO way that's true, in the same universe as Black and White, their sequels, and HGSS.

Yeah, although to be fair, people boil down the 'too much water' thing a bit too general - especially when if you actually read the article this is what's said:

"It’s not a new complaint, but Hoenn is still imbalanced type-wise, heavily favoring water. It’s especially noticeable in Alpha Sapphire, in which Team Aqua (the villains of the piece) use a lot of water types. It feels like there are water Pokémon in nearly every battle, and I have an overleveled Pikachu to show for it. You also have to navigate many bodies of water, since much of the late-game involves the HMs Surf and Dive to get from place to place. Diving was really neat back in 2002 when it was new, but I found it incredibly tedious in Alpha and Omega — an obvious example of how superfluous some HMs are."

Which if you ask me, is a fair critique in that regard - People just read the blurb without actually reading the article/review, and just assume the worst.

Like don't get me wrong, IGN has it's fair share of BS to it, but at the same time, I'm getting tired of people going to the 'too much water' card.
 
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There is no such thing as a good eceleb.

Not to get too off topic, but yeah, I mean, even the 'sweethearts' like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye's clothing brand was overpriced crap.

Honestly, I'm not a fan of oney (not a huge fan of most lpers anyway), but just comes off as him trying to butt into the conversation to get attention.
 
I just need to say that these "Poketubers" are highly fucking disturbing. They all have these horrifying dead eyes and this weird robotic inflection in their voices when they pretend to be excited.

It's officially it was all lies to discredit Game Freak for no apparent reason, they are good boys and didn't do nuffin. Close your eyes and put your tinfoil hats on, it was all a conspiracy! Squint your eyes while playing the game and rub Vaseline on the screen, wow looks at those incredible graphics now! Don't get brainwashed by the haters just listen to me. Just buy the game. Have you bought it yet? Buy it. I'm buying it. You need to buy it.

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Also none of those streams with issues were real, the game was modified to look bad! Everything you saw that you didn't like wasn't real, it was a 4chan hacker guys!!! POKEMON IS GREAT. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BUY IT YOU DUMB FUCKS.

100% Fake propaganda.
 
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so oney is someone who didnt like pokemon anyway jumping on the band wagon?
Oh so we are getting to "Pokemon was never good" now, all we need is journos not giving games a free pass and we will truly hit the sonic point of Pokemon
Also at least Chuggaaconroy still is a good guy
I just need to say that these "Poketubers" are highly fucking disturbing. They all have these horrifying dead eyes and this weird robotic inflection in their voices when they pretend to be excited.

It's officially it was all lies to discredit Game Freak for no apparent reason, they are good boys and didn't do nuffin. Close your eyes and put your tinfoil hats on, it was all a conspiracy!


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Also none of those streams with issues weren't real, the game was modified to look bad! Everything you saw that you didn't like wasn't real, it was a 4chan hacker guys!!! POKEMON IS GREAT. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BUY YOU DUMB FUCKS.
Can tell from those thumbnails it's Verlis' Bullshit, think he has his own thread here. Fun fact about him, guy's a sargon fan, which is funny considering he's the sargon of poketubers
Yeah, although to be fair, people boil down the 'too much water' thing a bit too general - especially when if you actually read the article this is what's said:

"It’s not a new complaint, but Hoenn is still imbalanced type-wise, heavily favoring water. It’s especially noticeable in Alpha Sapphire, in which Team Aqua (the villains of the piece) use a lot of water types. It feels like there are water Pokémon in nearly every battle, and I have an overleveled Pikachu to show for it. You also have to navigate many bodies of water, since much of the late-game involves the HMs Surf and Dive to get from place to place. Diving was really neat back in 2002 when it was new, but I found it incredibly tedious in Alpha and Omega — an obvious example of how superfluous some HMs are."

Which if you ask me, is a fair critique in that regard - People just read the blurb without actually reading the article/review, and just assume the worst.

Like don't get me wrong, IGN has it's fair share of BS to it, but at the same time, I'm getting tired of people going to the 'too much water' card.
I mean too much water would be one thing, but keep in mind that's one of dozens of cards people pull against IGN, as I said the God Hand shit is emblematic of how they review shit. If they don't understand a game in anyway they hate it.
 
I mean too much water would be one thing, but keep in mind that's one of dozens of cards people pull against IGN, as I said the God Hand shit is emblematic of how they review shit. If they don't understand a game in anyway they hate it.

And let's not forget Imagine Party Babyz.
 
Kotaku review is up

 
Kotaku review is up

Leave it to kotaku to lose in the piss easy game
 
Kotaku review is up

So kotaku abandoned review scores, fascinating, just like how all of them lost their balls after their dead spin shit
 
I just need to say that these "Poketubers" are highly fucking disturbing. They all have these horrifying dead eyes and this weird robotic inflection in their voices when they pretend to be excited.

It's officially it was all lies to discredit Game Freak for no apparent reason, they are good boys and didn't do nuffin. Close your eyes and put your tinfoil hats on, it was all a conspiracy! Squint your eyes while playing the game and rub Vaseline on the screen, wow looks at those incredible graphics now! Don't get brainwashed by the haters just listen to me. Just buy the game. Have you bought it yet? Buy it. I'm buying it. You need to buy it.

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Also none of those streams with issues were real, the game was modified to look bad! Everything you saw that you didn't like wasn't real, it was a 4chan hacker guys!!! POKEMON IS GREAT. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BUY IT YOU DUMB FUCKS.

100% Fake propaganda.
God these people are so annoying

You KNOW if it was EA, Ubisoft, Bethesda, or ANYONE ELSE doing the same exact thing, justifying cutting content by saying "we had to remake the models" and then being revealed to have been reusing models the whole time, these SAME people would be trying to hold that company to scrutiny, instead of trying to obfuscate and ridicule actual criticism of this lazy fucking company.

And it's not just that, but their excuses are really fucking shitty. "Oh come on it's just a kid's game" "so what if they're reusing models" "you'll buy the game anyway"

Game Freak is developing a game in a franchise worth billions. It shouldn't be a controversial opinion that they should fucking act like it.
 
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I don't know if this is suppose to be a joke or not but considering how people act when its their turn to have their favorite companies being made fun of I am not surprised.
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Honestly, I hate both mindsets.

One for the over defensive nature, and how the other is acting like they aren't being little twats.
 
WELL DONE GAIS YOU WERE SO MEAN HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
 
Goose Boose talks about the the death threats that have supposedly been sent to the company.
Oh wow this is getting good! We’re getting into this phase of the outrage now!
Can someone smarter than me make a timeline of common phases of vidya outrage?
 
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