Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Say what you will. At least this one looks hyped about whats going on. 1572820321368.png
 
The fucking buildamons are going to kill me. Each one is about how it's body was fucked BEFORE we revived them. So Arceus created them as a fucked joke millions of years ago.
 
CausticMinory said:
The fucking buildamons are going to kill me. Each one is about how it's body was fucked BEFORE we revived them. So Arceus created them as a fucked joke millions of years ago.
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No youre misunderstanding. These are a play on paleontologists making absurd animals in the past out of random bits. The pokedex is how we *THINK* they lived. The ultimate cope.
 
Love_Machine011 said:
No youre misunderstanding. These are a play on paleontologists making absurd animals in the past out of random bits. The pokedex is how we *THINK* they lived. The ultimate cope.
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Basically, Mewtwo had every right to wipe humanity off the face of the earth. This is what happens when you play God and release abominations into the world.

At least Genesect had a better deal getting a giant cannon fused to its back upon revival.
 
rotollo said:
T. Galarian scientist
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Hey bro, i asked a preteen to peer review my work before brining it to life. I followed the scientific method to a T

Nauseated Courgi said:
So, much like the fossil mon itself, it's a mix-match of data relating to it?
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No, they are just making shit up based on how its acting in its current miserable state. So when they say "in the past" for the pokedex entry, they mean RIGHT NOW ITS SUFFERING RIGHT NOW.
 
rotollo said:
what you don't like taking 4 times damage to Earthquake bro
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Yes.

All it positively does is give an Electric-type something to pound Grass-types harder with.
Love_Machine011 said:
Dracozolt: The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small.

Arctozolt: This Pokemon lived on prehistoric seashores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly.

Dracovish: Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokemon can't breathe unless it's underwater.

Arctovish: The skin on its face is impervious to attack, but breathing difficulties made this Pokemon go extinct anyway



"K-kill me....."
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Could we go back to the days when the Pokedex writers weren't nihilistic downer cunts?
 
Love_Machine011 said:
Nigga spoink flat out dies if it stops bouncing.
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Spoink is always bouncing, even in the PC and when asleep. I can imagine that whatever latent psychic powers it has would keep it bouncing, even if lifted off the ground by an asshole kid.
 
Foxxo said:
Yes.

All it positively does is give an Electric-type something to pound Grass-types harder with.

Could we go back to the days when the Pokedex writers weren't nihilistic downer cunts?
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Electric/Poison is actually a better combo than you'd think. It's only weakness is ground, which is x4 damage, sure. This is his only weakness though, he can also fuck over Fairies since they're weak to poison, and almost seems tailor made to rape Toxapex, as his poison typing makes him unable to be poisoned and he can fire back with good electric attacks.
 
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Didnt see anyone talk about it, but our boy has a signature move

"Spirit breaker" fairy type
75 damage 100 accuracy physical
Always lowers opponents sp attack

As for his stats he is a standard mixed attacker. Biased towards to physical.

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