Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Pokémon has a billion trillion dollars for ads at the Super Bowl and the Olympics, but can't be bothered to put a few bucks toward a new sprinkle press.
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Truly, we live in the ashes of a fallen civilization.
To be fair, I think this is more Kellogs fault than the pokemon company, they probably told kellogs that they can make pokemon poptarts again and kellog went "meh" and did this to be cheap. I mainly say this because if you look at Japanese promotional foods for shit they tend to go ham

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Been playing Cynthias garchomp, this deck is even more Unga Bunga smash then Lucario but god it can get some really bricked hands.
I prefer Mysterious Rock Inn Crustle, it's annoying to a lot of decks in the format right now and the only shitty matchup right now is Alakazam.
Pokémon has a billion trillion dollars for ads at the Super Bowl and the Olympics, but can't be bothered to put a few bucks toward a new sprinkle press.
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Truly, we live in the ashes of a fallen civilization.
To be fair Target's entire Pokémon x Target product lineup is kind of ass: a majority of the clothes look like they were crapped out ASAP (I've seen some people say that the pullover jacket might be worth it), the accessories and home goods use stock art, and the electronics are cheap crap with the key caps being the the only item worth picking up (the $40 keyboard is a membrane keyboard).
 
God I hate the modern perfectly circular Pikachu head so much. All of its character lots when they got rid of the cheeks.
Yeah. I'm fine with some of the designs for Pikachu, the OG one obviously and I'm fine with the Pikachu from Smash Ultimate even if I prefer fat Pikachu but the more recent redesigns legit make me mad.

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Like what the hell is this, why is his head so fucking round

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This is my list of favorites. Some of these are kind of hard and I just rando selected the Alcremie section.

Unfortunately I can't share this anywhere else out of fear I get banned for "hate speech".
You actually get banned for complaining and being a "whiny baby".
besides most of the ZA megas
Also they fucking butchered most of the abilities and some of the stat spreads. They don't even cover the Pokemon's flaws or shortcominga or do anything interesting with the Pokemon most of the time. Just lazily slap No Guard or Levitate onto stuff for no reason.
 
I really dig how they often base Ash's design off the most recent iteration of Red.

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Og design: Basically Red with a different color scheme
Sinnoh design: FireRed Red with Lucas color scheme. Just look at the cap.
Journeys design: Feels like a tropical appropriate version of Red's Masters Ex design.
 
Man, FireRed is peak Red.

And then we have this
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In the immortal words of King Cobra JFS: What the fuck is this nasty shit.
 
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