Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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I don't understand why Nintendo is so protective of their other IPs but let the Pokemon company shovel out the biggest piles of dogshit slop imaginable.
It prints money regardless of quality and the three company ownership of the Pokemon IP that's set up keeps them from being able to exert that level of oversight.

Pokemon is normie audience friendly and firmly entrenched. There is no reason to mess with the golden goose especially when you'd have to wade through a sea of corporate red tape to maybe make the wrong decision.
 
I don't understand why Nintendo is so protective of their other IPs but let the Pokemon company shovel out the biggest piles of dogshit slop imaginable.
Because Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world. Not a video game franchise, not a Japanese brand, the best entertainment franchise in the world. Bigger than Disney, bigger than Star Wars. They quite literally don't need to do anything but sit back and let them print money. Quality doesn't matter, it will always make money, Sword/Shield and Scarlet/Violet proved that once and for all.

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Champions isn't even getting a Switch 2 release and it's made by a B studio, you can tell it's gonna flop. The only question now is if Nintendo or TPCi will use this as an excuse to finally DMCA Showdown.
One of the Team Flare admins, you probably don't remember her because nobody else does, is now running Sycamore's institute. No, she did not go to prison even tho she helped out Lysandre's genocidal plan and she even has the Team Flare logo on her gamer chair as a final insult
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"I asked the main character to investigate"
Was this shit written by an AI?
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...and now we have a returning character straight up be misgendered. This is either AI or a shitty translator, either way says a lot about the current state of the franchise. This is machine translated Japanese text but it's still funny
Here is the mega for black guy's scrafty
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That's right, it is an "urban youth" in klan robes, or a balaclava like the one a robber or a terrorist would wear. Real classy.
BTW his name is based off "virgin" in certain languages. Buck status?
oh and nobody likes Mega Dragonite even outside of 4chan either
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Here is the mega for black guy's scrafty
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That's right, it is an "urban youth" in klan robes, or a balaclava like the one a robber or a terrorist would wear. Real classy.
BTW his name is based off "virgin" in certain languages. Buck status?
They gave the black guy a Scrafty as his ace? What are his other Pokemon, Jynx, Blaziken and Rillaboom?

And yet another of Khu's leaked Megas has been confirmed, can't wait for Starmie Longlegs and Druddigatr.
 
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So, I'm just finding out after 12 years that Malva was supposed to be a Team Flare admin, on top of being an Elite Four member. These characters are so forgettable that I can barely recall their names, let alone who they were. Still, this does raise a good question: How are these people still free despite being the closest thing we have to Pokemon nazis so far? I guess Kalos is a corrupt shithole, hence why Lysandre wanted to cleanse it in the first place.
 
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So, I'm just finding out after 12 years that Malva was supposed to be a Team Flare admin, on top of being an Elite Four member. These characters are so forgettable that I can barely recall their names, let alone who they were. Still, this does raise a good question: How are these people still free despite being the closest thing we have to Pokemon nazis so far? I guess Kalos is a corrupt shithole, hence why Lysandre wanted to cleanse it in the first place.
Reading up, she's also the one who is on the Holocaster, (I just now realized how close that is to Holocaust and now I can't unsee it), the propaganda arm of Team Flare. I never realized we'd seen her before, I just assumed when I got to the Elite Four she was a random Team Flare admin I'd never seen before who for some reason wasn't present when all the plot went down and was salty, but resigned about its defeat.

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She is the only Elite Four member I remember from X & Y, but I didn't even realize we were supposed to know who she before we fought her. What shitty characters.
 
How the fuck is Lysandre not dead? He was practically vaporised.
I'm sorry, did you think Pokemon could be healed fully from injuries that would lead to literal death in an instant, but not that each human has a bail out system installed to digitize their bodies and teleport them to the nearest pokemon center at the first sign of impending doom?

It's called whiting out. Nothing like the old days when Red had to shuffle back to the center on foot sneaking past wild Pokemon to not get mauled.
 
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That nigga is looking Zesty. Are they trying to feminize blacks now?
Gotta hit all those checkboxes in the [current year].
Meanwhile in Digimon:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QtVON77b5Ao
This is Pokefan cope. Digimon fans are currently gearing up for what's looking to be a feast of spectacle in Digimon Story Time Stranger and have had a slew of decent games recently if the Digimon Thread is anything to go by.
Pokemon fans have always bitched about how digimon is a ripoff of pokemon, but that’s a halfwit mindset. While TPCI has been pushing slop, digimon’s had to become more creative over the years. Bandai’s had to put in more work over the last few years and it’s begun to show in a tortoise and the hare sort of way.

I dipped out and didn’t see anything related to the TCG, but anything they could announce would mean fuckall. When less than 5% of the people who buy your product actually play and your main customers now are resellers, gambling addicts and weak willed retards that wait outside of stores in order to buy the store out then you can’t really do much to save face there.
 
How the fuck is Lysandre not dead? He was practically vaporised.
There is rumors that he could be immortal like AZ now, due to X's plot revolving around gaining eternal life. There is also the Team Flare symbol on the gamer chair, but it's white instead of red. Neo-Team Flare, ala Black White 2? Probably, Gamefreak can't write a new story to save their lives, everything has to be rehashed a million times.
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This right here is what Lysandre was trying to prevent
 
Still, this does raise a good question: How are these people still free despite being the closest thing we have to Pokemon nazis so far? I guess Kalos is a corrupt shithole, hence why Lysandre wanted to cleanse it in the first place.
This is just an excuse for me to sperg about the Pokemon Special manga, but I thought it funny you said that as a joke because the manga actually had that as a plot point unironically. There's a plot twist about halfway through the XY arc where it turns out that Team Flare is able to so easily get away with things because they have many supporters in high places in society such as politicians and CEOs, who are all on board with Lysandre's whole talk about making resources more sustainable by wiping out the riffraff of society to reduce population. Team Flare even has complete control of traditional media in Kalos, allowing them to manipulate the news to hide their activities from the public and smear and frame those that find out and oppose them.

And then there's a further plot twist towards the end where it turns out Lysandre was playing the long game and actually planned to start his purge of society with his own supporters, who he considers the real scum of humanity. Lysandre spent years trying to improve society through normal altruistic donations and organizations, but found he could never make any huge progress because that would be detrimental to the elites who benefit off society as it is. So he made an organization whose ideology deliberately played into the elite's hubris and attracted selfish assholes who thought themselves better than others, so he could use them until he obtained ultimate power via the legendary Pokemon and could wipe them all out. The Team Flare grunts had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars each to get into Team Flare under the pretense that it was paying for their high-tech suits that would protect them from the Ultimate Weapon's blast, but that was actually bullshit, they're just regular suits and they were being led by a false sense of security into being right in the blast zone of the Ultimate Weapon.

At the end of the arc, it's explicitly stated that Lysandre and other members of Team Flare are basically serving as fall guys while the rich donators who supported them are using their power to keep the Flare scientists from talking to anyone in prison that might lead to further investigation.

I'm really disappointed that the authors are too busy nowadays just doing the main game story arcs (SV right now) to do side games like Legends, because I'd really want to see where they'd go with an XY sequel.
 
This is just an excuse for me to sperg about the Pokemon Special manga, but I thought it funny you said that as a joke because the manga actually had that as a plot point unironically.
This wouldn't even be the first time corrupt politicans were part of the game's main story. Both Orre games had this as part of their plotpoint too, with the mayor in Colosseum being part of Cipher and intentionally keeping your investigation going in circles while conveniently helping the thugs get what they want, meanwhile in Gale of Darkness one of the admins is a senator who is implied to not just control the same city as in Colosseum now but also sway what makes up this universe's local government in Cipher's favor. It is also implied that one of the reasons that the terrorist attack at the start never gets much traction or police investigation is because he is keeping things under wraps, hell it might be the reason why the whole region is so lawless in the first place. You can do so much with this kind of storytelling, but instead we get the same cookie cutter stories every single year with the mainline games.
I heard the Black and White manga is incredibly edgy, what with casual crucifixions and what have you.
 
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