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- Feb 2, 2023
Full schizo theory: Trump's survival was only brought about through his completely unrelated connection to this doomed franchise that just refuses to let anything related to it die. Gumshoos is the sole reason he is still alive. Proof? Trump's life was exchanged for a piece of his ear in the same exact place as Gumshoos' ears are notched.God likes 2 things it seems
Trump
Pikachu
I hope some other schizo Pokémon fan independently comes up with this theory on his own but truly believes it and becomes a fun lolcalf for the site to watch.
I'm well aware! It's what makes the assassination attempt even more fucking crazy as unpaid marketing. Of all the places for Trump to get shot, he just so happened to get shot in the single place that would make him look even more like "his" Pokémon.It's the Trump Pokemon, but Gumshoos was Gen 7. It had that ear notch waaaay before the assassination.










