Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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30+GameOvers said:
Thankfully, you don't get to decide what's canon or not
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And thankfully, neither do you.
30+GameOvers said:
Word of god trumps over somebody getting their fee-fees triggered over something they don't want to hear.
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Word of god is that the shit was cut, and doesn't appear in any of the actual games, or in any other media, so why should it be considered canon?
30+GameOvers said:
There is only two choices: You can either accept it as something that's part of the Pokemon universe and exists within it, or autistically try to argue what is "canon" and what isn't for years to come while people make fun of you. These are your two options. No amount of crying, pouting, arguing or giving puzzle pieces will change anything.
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Why are you so insistent on cut content involving bestiality and child rape being canon?
 
30+GameOvers said:
Thankfully, you don't get to decide what's canon or not. Word of god trumps over somebody getting their fee-fees triggered over something they don't want to hear.
There is only two choices: You can either accept it as something that's part of the Pokemon universe and exists within it, or autistically try to argue what is "canon" and what isn't for years to come while people make fun of you. These are your two options. No amount of crying, pouting, arguing or giving puzzle pieces will change anything.
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There's an entire fucking page on TVTropes about Word Of God conflicting canon, nigger.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Thankfully, you don't get to decide what's canon or not. Word of god trumps over somebody getting their fee-fees triggered over something they don't want to hear.
There is only two choices: You can either accept it as something that's part of the Pokemon universe and exists within it, or autistically try to argue what is "canon" and what isn't for years to come while people make fun of you. These are your two options. No amount of crying, pouting, arguing or giving puzzle pieces will change anything.
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We get it nigger. Whenever someone tries to say anything about the story, even about the bits outside the rape part, you vomit a whole paragraph about it and about muh pearlclutchers, normiefags and tourists coping with Pokerape being canon (still preferable to Pokefuckers btw), etc. Your sperging is coming across as more triggered than the people you're accusing of being triggered, and as unhealthily obsessed with Pokerape.

We get that you desperately want your fetish to be canon, but cut content is cut content. If a girl getting raped by a Typhlosion/Piloswine/Lapras or whatever the fuck is not mentioned in the final games, we have no reason to believe it's still meant to be canon. A book hidden in the ass end of DPPt talking about pokemarriage hardly confirms the Typhlosion story. Sorry.
 
The Fatriarchy said:
30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much
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...Pokemon isn't this openly horny Lovander.png
 
30+GameOvers said:
I've been preoccupied with other matters other than focusing on this one specific story.
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Well, you have a funny way of showing it, considering you've made more posts about it than anyone else in this thread.
30+GameOvers said:
Good luck arguing with thousands of pokefuckers, who are both more autistic than you and outnumber normalniggers such as yourself!
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If you're going to keep bringing this point up, you could at least try and make it less obvious that you're just talking about yourself, especially considering how hyperfocused you were on the pokefucker parts earlier (down to every meme edit and thread that /vp/ was making on the topic.) Pretty embarrassing, frankly.

They really need to add that "Don't Powerlevel" infobox from the on-topic boards to the rest of them too, make it twice the size and flashing red to grab your attention, maybe force newjoins to sit through a powerpoint presentation about it in order to sign up.
cybertoaster said:
So all those fundie pastors screeching 25 years ago were right about pokemon being evil?
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I find it kind of funny that while that was going on, over in Japan there'd been a series that plays just like Pokémon where you literally do collect demons and fight God the whole time. I don't recall SMT even catching any controversy when they finally started releasing titles in America, so I guess Pokémon took the bullet for them.
 
Punished Magician said:
I don't recall SMT even catching any controversy when they finally started releasing titles in America, so I guess Pokémon took the bullet for them.
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To be fair, it was so fucking niche no one gave a crap. It’s why a lot of kids media or books can honestly get away with the most messed up shit, no one is paying attention.

Pokemon was so big it drew all the heat. And honestly a lot of that came down to the fact that Pokemon caused fights and shop break ins at it’s peak.

And despite what I said above, SMT was not marketed towards kids so avoided ths eyes.
 
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I completed the Paldea and Kitakami Pokédexes in HOME last night, the only living examples I'm missing for both are Violet's Paradox Pokémon and some Legendaries. I've moved onto completing the Blueberry Pokédex and it's going surprisingly well.

Oh, and prereleases for Surging Sparks are happening this week and next. I kind of want to go to a few but I've been a bit lazy as far as the TCG goes.
The Fatriarchy said:
30+GameOvers has taught me why Palworld fans hate Pokemon fans so much
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Punished Magician said:
Well, you have a funny way of showing it, considering you've made more posts about it than anyone else in this thread.
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To be honest his autistic hyper-fixation on the mythology section of the Teraleak (with a special mention to the bestiality part, nonconsensual or otherwise), how quickly he reacts to people claiming said section of the leak is "noncanon" to the IP in general, and his desire to see "normalcattle" flee from the Pokémon fandom en masse (good luck with that, the Pokémania craze of the late 90's/early 2000's already cemented the IP into the minds of casual gamers for life) whilst showing no vitriol towards the equally-obnoxious furry/Poképhile/zoophile section of the fandom brings up a lot of questions.

For example, what was his reaction to the Internet Historian's video on Rainfurrest?
 
6MillionCoofs said:
God knows why TOC and GF can’t do that or won’t. Zelda is now known for being announced early and then the director going ‘It will be done when it’s done, prob 6 years, not two’ and just burning al the money they need to.
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Shit of the wild and farts of a kingdom took as long as they did due to the zelda team having to beg for monolithsoft to help them and the studio being busy with xenoblade 2, torna, the remake of 1, 3 and the expansion not because they were burning money or fucking around for 6 years
 
With that one Not Spain region of SV being "open world", how come there's no freely flying over it? Like there is over Hoenn in ORAS?
 
6MillionCoofs said:
There is.

You can freely fly over each of the three areas. Completely uniterupted if you complete the DLC as well. Before that you have to land frequently. But you can just climb high or jump and start flying again.
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That and sometimes you can encounter glitches whilst free-flying. I know it's not Paldea but I had the entire Kitakami map disappear on me when free-flying there after certain amount of time.

Oh, and there's no real benefit for free-flying in SV. ORAS has Mirage Islands, Hoopa ring portals, Wild Pokémon encounters, and other shit that actually gives you some form of incentive for doing so.
 
Archeops said:
Oh, and there's no real benefit for free-flying in SV. ORAS has Mirage Islands, Hoopa ring portals, Wild Pokémon encounters, and other shit that actually gives you some form of incentive for doing so.
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I’ll be honest, ORAS did not need to give me an incentive such as that.

The soaring mechanics was so fast and fluid and the game looked so goid while flying that I just did it constantly.

Only having access to that at the end of SV, to say nothing of the game’s performance issues while doing so, whilst Paldea looks lifeless makes me almost never use it.

To say nothing of the soundtrack while flying. It’s just wind noise.
 
You guys are still on this Canon stuff like it actually exists for pokémon lol.

There is no canon in pokemon, things change all the time for many reasons, so having pokemon raping humans or the wheel of god and creation myth can exists nilly willy, even more when it comes from a primary source that is their setting created by GF themselves.


They changed the jewish pokémon....

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