Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Executive Petrel]

Well that guy seems to have seen it lol

Also, it kinda adds a new level to Chancey cannibalism/child murder

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One Pokemon introduced before Pokemon eggs were ever concieved fuck the system up so much, lol. There's even the daycare in gen one below cerulean. Maybe they're just prudes in Kanto though because they only take one pokemon at a time.

So we are fighting a pregnant Pokémon?

Chansey must be in agony.
With photorealistic graphics, his body would look like a horrifying blobby mess covered in deep pregnancy marks.

Imagine a Machamp slamming into a 5 base def chancey, killing the unborn with his dynamicpunch.

 

[Thiletonomics]

So we are fighting a pregnant Pokémon?

Chansey must be in agony.
With photorealistic graphics, his body would look like a horrifying blobby mess covered in deep pregnancy marks.

Imagine a Machamp slamming into a 5 base def chancey, killing the unborn with his dynamicpunch.

That would explain where Neil Druckmann got his obsession with showcasing pregnant women going to a warzone, and one of them getting killed in TLOU2.

 

[jotaro is real]

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TL;DR the Ultra Beasts are recycled content from the original XY story draft and the Fairy Type itself was originally going to play a much larger part in the story. Lysandre was also a completely different character, which I can easily buy since his role in the final game was so wasted.

I don't think the picture loaded last time but I'm too lazy to check, the leak was never real. Of the documents we do have, especially the earliest ones, they really don't allude to anything the post is saying

 

[30+GameOvers]

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This was already posted, but I refuse to believe anything that comes from trannyera. They're full of shit, just like that redditor who "debunked" the Typhlosion copypasta.
I think there is credibility to that pasta simply due to when it was written. It predicted how Gen 7 would go several years before any details about it went public. I'm not saying it's impossible for a coincidence like that to happen, just not likely. It will take quit a while to dig thru everything anyways, so nothing is settled yet.

 

[anliteralidiot]

 

[Dysnomia]

So we are fighting a pregnant Pokémon?

Chansey must be in agony.
With photorealistic graphics, his body would look like a horrifying blobby mess covered in deep pregnancy marks.

Imagine a Machamp slamming into a 5 base def chancey, killing the unborn with his dynamicpunch.

Certain insects create special eggs for their young to eat. They are non fertilized. I forget what they are called. So maybe think of it as something like that. Or when a chicken lays non fertilized eggs. It's easier than thinking every time Chansey shares an egg with you it's a poke-abortion.

I'm thinking they went with eggs for breeding because it's easier for kids to understand and feels a bit more G rated. The eggs just appear and no one knows how it works. Much easier than leaving your pokemon at the daycare because she got knocked up and needs some time to push the baby out.

Remember the old Miltank Pokedex entry?

This one is from Silver:

If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual.

Kind of implies she's calving even though breeding was available from gen 2 on.

This one is from Soul Silver, where they fixed the wording a bit:

If it is around babies, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual.

It's still weird that mammals are laying eggs. I guess we should just think of them like monotremes.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Stadium

I still recall when it was a pretty big deal to battle challenging teams at level 100 with good movesets. In full color 3DCG instead of the then usual 8-bit style graphics.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Or when a chicken lays non fertilized eggs. It's easier than thinking every time Chansey shares an egg with you it's a poke-abortion.

You can eat fertilized eggs. You just wouldn't know unless it's started developing.

Is it really weird to people that a pokemon would eat its own eggs? It's normal for real animals to eat their own eggs. Heck, I feed my chickens ground up shells because the calcium is good for them.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I still recall when it was a pretty big deal to battle challenging teams at level 100 with good movesets. In full color 3DCG instead of the then usual 8-bit style graphics.

Same, man that takes me back to when I was a kid. I loved doing the various challenges too like the little cup and stuff, just having the option to do tournaments focused on unlevelled basic pokemon compared to going at it with my friends using our fully levelled maxed out pokemon was so cool back then.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

none of that explains why such a simple port job that would guarantee profit wasn't already made

Cause it would take resources away from stuff that would sell more to make and they do not see the port or remake serving a purpose currently.

GF seems to only do spin offs if they serve dual purpose.

specially in Japan which was always the target demographic market for the franchise

Oh shit. Maybe that’s it. BW underperformed and is set in America with a limited Dex. Orre is based on America, limited Dex. Maybe they are retardly concerned thr same thing will happen.

 

[Caesar]

Seems to have regular Zoroark in it not Hisui and stats max out at 999

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Seems to have regular Zoroark in it not Hisui and stats max out at 999

Celebi, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle are in the party, and there's a Joltik in the results. They're all not in the final game.

 

[Caesar]

Celebi, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle are in the party, and there's a Joltik in the results. They're all not in the final game.

Wonder if Squirtle was to be a Hisui starter, or just catchable.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I still recall when it was a pretty big deal to battle challenging teams at level 100

it hasn't happened since battle revolution, and probably will never happen again. the idea that you should have to be good at pokemon to finish the highest tier battles is completely discarded in vanilla/mainline games at this point. if you want challenging battles you play romhacks, or you intentionally handicap yourself.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

it hasn't happened since battle revolution, and probably will never happen again. the idea that you should have to be good at pokemon to finish the highest tier battles is completely discarded in vanilla/mainline games at this point. if you want challenging battles you play romhacks, or you intentionally handicap yourself.

It help that with Stadium that they sold it as a game where you could use your own team, even sold the transfer pak with it. So the level 100 battles were likely because they knew Mewtwo was at least Lv70.

In short, they knew a default player team would be stacked.

It seemed to be a move to make sure a player couldn’t just steam roll. Likely cause they knew everyone cheated.

No other game was really built with that in mind. I blame Battle Frontier. Now you get a buffed league and rival and that is it. And even those only go up to where an end game team usually is,

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

It help that with Stadium that they sold it as a game where you could use your own team, even sold the transfer pak with it. So the level 100 battles were likely because they knew Mewtwo was at least Lv70.

In short, they knew a default player team would be stacked.

It seemed to be a move to make sure a player couldn’t just steam roll. Likely cause they knew everyone cheated.

No other game was really built with that in mind. I blame Battle Frontier. Now you get a buffed league and rival and that is it. And even those only go up to where an end game team usually is,

not like it couldn't be done again with the wireless connectivity of the 3DS and switch back in the day, or the switch games themselves now. battle frontier has some elements of stadium, but it's not the same as what stadium was. there's really no reason for the stadium stuff NOT to be either a separate game that you can use just for battling (probably would solve their woes with moves they don't want in-game for some reason). home could've been this, but nintendo is a bunch of retarded niggers.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So I went back to /vp/ to see if there is any new leaks. First thing I see is a picture of feet

I never got the customization system in XY, your character is a tiny little chibi where barely any details are shown anyways and you only see your full character model in-battle. The whole thing made more sense, and was implemented much better in Gen 7 and onwards.
Other stuff I found:

I never really played dress up in XY, can anyone confirm if that coat is available in-game? We already know Serena had an alternative outfit in the earliest beta builds, this might have been something that came later(or earlier). Reminds me of Platinum Dawn, what with a winter coat and no pants.
Here is an early character creation track for ORAS

https://vocaroo.com/1bWVdtOOJEpg

Here is a python script for anyone actually going thru the files, apparently it's supposed to extract raw files from the builds but it doesn't do a very good job. Better than nothing.

https://files.catbox.moe/12b4b6.py

Speaking of Catbox, I heavily suggest you don't click on any of these links that have supposed leaks in them right now. These files are very small and get flagged as trojans, I've clicked three of these fucking things now. Thank goodness Windows Defender is actually pretty good at dealing with it. Any files that are worthwhile are on Gofile(usually linked thru the freakleak depository) or other services where you can preview what you're downloading, and they will never be mere kilobyte or megabytes in size. Strangely, I don't see any replies to these posts that link these malware folders, so either nobody else clicks them, or they do but their computers/phones get bricked afterwards. Since it's /vp/, it's likely the latter, your average user there is either underage or looks like this

More stuff:
Early character design for Zinnia, untranslated

Early logo for X edition

Closer look at the early design for Serena

No clue what this is, looks like a cutscene storyboard for Omega Sapphire

Mega Jynx bros, I got some bad news

Lastly, an early look at HarmoKnight, which back then was called "Tap Tap Quest"

Apparently ORAS used the entire soundtrack of RSE as a placeholder...and yet we never got a GBA Sounds item out of it like we had GB Sounds item in HGSS.

More placeholder music:

https://vocaroo.com/1aK315T0mwoF

https://vocaroo.com/1f0PyzELbEwY

https://vocaroo.com/12A3J1iTpQwP

Full tracks:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the idea that you should have to be good at pokemon to finish the highest tier battles is completely discarded in vanilla/mainline games at this point

There's the Battle Mansion and Battle Test in Gen 6, and I think the Battle Tree in Gen 7 (haven't played Gen 7). The Gen 6 stuff is 3D battling against challenging teams, although with levels auto-reduced to 50, and the 3DCG was more cartoony than trying to be realistic. Since Gen 8 or so there has not been any real challenge anymore? Lame.

 

[Dysnomia]

Why wouldn't a steel type make sense? Make it look like a Zoid, or a Poo-chi.
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Give it a metal coat.

I personally want ghost. Me and my friend used to jokingly say it should be called Deadeon.

Not sure how steel should look. There's steel types that just don't scream steel to me like Mawile. It looks more like a weird plant to me. So it's not that hard to make a steel eeveelution work. How about liquid metal? Mercureon. It could be the T-1000's starter.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

There's the Battle Mansion and Battle Test in Gen 6, and I think the Battle Tree in Gen 7 (haven't played Gen 7). The Gen 6 stuff is 3D battling against challenging teams, although with levels auto-reduced to 50, and the 3DCG was more cartoony than trying to be realistic. Since Gen 8 or so there has not been any real challenge anymore? Lame.

half the battle facilities have retarded gimmicks that aren't just good competitive. gen 8 has a battle tower, very similar to other battle towers, and gen 9 barely has competitive stuff at all, i think the best one if i recall is the tournament, and it still doesn't get to level 100. with the amount of experience point boosters and items to raise level there's no good reason to use level 50 anymore, it's as easy to get to level 100 as it is to get to level 2 once you're in the endgame/postgame.

I personally want ghost. Me and my friend used to jokingly say it should be called Deadeon.

Not sure how steel should look. There's steel types that just don't scream steel to me like Mawile. It looks more like a weird plant to me. So it's not that hard to make a steel eeveelution work. How about liquid metal? Mercureon. It could be the T-1000's starter.

the evolution stone for a ghost-type eeveelution would just be a brick, right?