Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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No, even third stages. Breaching 6 feet should largely be the realm of legendaries. It’s one of the things gen 1 got absolutely right, beyond ‘mons thematically large (Venusaur, Kangaskhan, etc.) or are serpentine; but those should be exceptions rather than the rule.
The most popular third stages in gen 1, excluding ones added later, are all 5-7ft except Gengar and Alakazam (and Gengar is just short of 5):


Fair enough to have a preference, but I don't really think it's ever been true that the small Pokemon appealed to kids more. It's more about cute round features or distinctive body parts like tails IMO.
 
Fair enough to have a preference, but I don't really think it's ever been true that the small Pokemon appealed to kids more. It's more about cute round features or distinctive body parts like tails IMO.
It’s not that being small appeals to kids more, it’s that being smaller than adults, but larger than children, better fits the perspective of scale for what is largely a children’s hobby in-universe.
 
Penny is pretty great all around. Not giving her a new Eeveelution was a crime.
Penny went out of her way to exploit and harm Pokemon with her "friends" before throwing them under the bus, and she hacks into the school network; yet despite these things, everyone praises her even when she berates Arven, a guy who gets pissed on by everybody. Greta the tranny rewards her for hacking into the network while Arven is treated like a loser. While Arven lost his family and almost lost his Pokemon, Penny's biggest problem was her dad being protective and telling her to stop being an ugly antifa bitch. Her friends aren't any better because they're whiny, insufferable faggots that don't justify their actions (at least in RS, the bad guys wanted to "save the environment"). While Team Rocket or the RS bad guys would really fuck shit up with Mewtwo or Kyogre, 5 whiny, unlikable cunts are a joke compared to Paradox Pokemon popping out of nowhere destroying the Paldea Ecosystem. I'll agree with you we could have used a new evolution for Evee.

I don't know if the dlc fixes the characters, but no one in SV was really likable (Paldea flat out sucks). Once you get over memes, Larry is okay.
 
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It’s not that being small appeals to kids more, it’s that being smaller than adults, but larger than children, better fits the perspective of scale for what is largely a children’s hobby in-universe.
I get that but I don't think 6ft is that extreme of a height. There's a power fantasy to Pokemon too and the big, strong ones have always been popular too. It depends on the creature too. Some of the fish look ridiculous, same as the bugs, as big as they are - but then Haxorus just looks silly at his height. I realise they can't be full Kaiju size but at least Tyranitar/Baxcalibur size makes more sense to me.
 
Penny is pretty great all around. Not giving her a new Eeveelution was a crime.
We should've had one in SwSh... We've had them on every even-numbered gen so far: espeon and umbreon in gen 2, leafon and glaceon in gen 4, and sylveon in gen 6! By the same rule, we should've had a foil for sylveon, since the other eeveelutions have one they're weak to (besides Jolteon but shhh). They could've even made a joke out of his the British say aluminum as "aluminium", and named Alumineon!
 
I don't know. This isn't really porn the way people made a fuss about, it's written similar to religious text more than anything, and other than the mountain husband story the other stories are more focused on telling you that you really need to make sure you respect the goddamn rituals if you don't want your family to turn into bulls and trample your dad.
I get the idea behind it, but it’s Pokémon not Lord Of The Rings we don’t need it for the world to make sense. The lore regarding Arceus was actually pretty cool, for example, and answered the questions about how exactly the Pokémon universe came to be.
Hell, if I remember Red Rescue Team right the lines between humans and Pokémon were always blurry, but we don’t need the squidfucker for the story to work.
 
I honestly hate how all games are like ‘everything is in discord’ now.

Yeah, they’d probably look like the Gen 5 Water Gym Leader if they removed buts of their uniform lol.
Discord dying will get a lot of games.
Edit Morpeko is alright aswell but his gimmick is pretty useless. It's cool that his move changes type when he's in hangry mode, but it's not a great move lol
Physical electric types would gladly take Aura Wheel because they were stuck with Volt Charge until the Indigo Disc DLC. Pikachu needs to give up volt tackle.
 
Physical electric types would gladly take Aura Wheel because they were stuck with Volt Charge until the Indigo Disc DLC. Pikachu needs to give up volt tackle.
There's Pawmots move aswell, double shock, 120BP. Little tip about double shock, if you use it, you lose your electric typing so you lose your weakness to ground - however, if you electric tera, you can keep banging out 120BP double STABs without losing your type. Pretty cool.
 
Penny went out of her way to exploit and harm Pokemon with her "friends" before throwing them under the bus,
To be fair, she doesn’t. They do that to fight even bigger arseholes and then takes on all the responsibility. Expecting her friends to go back to school and be normal. Only to realise they haven’t when she comes back from Galer.

And then our head teacher is like ‘i could explain things and solve this but going undercover is far more fun then solving Penny’s bizare social hangup that makes ger want to interact with her friends only from behind a screen’, which they never explained.

Really surprised you never get to fight the bullies that in lore actually made the school shit.
We should've had one in SwSh... We've had them on every even-numbered gen so far:
Penny’s dad is even in SwSh.

Honestly, this is why they should plan stuff a few years out.
 
And here come the Twitter takedown requests from TPC

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And here come the Twitter takedown requests from TPC

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Correct me if I am wrong but this seems to be about the data leak regarding employees' personal info that happened just before the leak that we have been discussing so it looks like Centro is being the lying nigger that he is and trying to say they are telling him to take down the second set of leaks.
 
Correct me if I am wrong but this seems to be about the data leak regarding employees' personal info that happened just before the leak that we have been discussing so it looks like Centro is being the lying nigger that he is and trying to say they are telling him to take down the second set of leaks.
If I had to guess, it might be a little column A, little column B - the letter is aboutthe doxxing, but the leaks are another motovator too, just left unsaid.
 
We should've had one in SwSh... We've had them on every even-numbered gen so far: espeon and umbreon in gen 2, leafon and glaceon in gen 4, and sylveon in gen 6! By the same rule, we should've had a foil for sylveon, since the other eeveelutions have one they're weak to (besides Jolteon but shhh). They could've even made a joke out of his the British say aluminum as "aluminium", and named Alumineon!
I was going to refute this, but the only remaining type that would make sense for an Eeveelution would be Dragon, which fits your mold perfectly. That being said, I don’t know how easy that would be to implement, since dragon as a type has a specific animal theme to it that may clash with the otherwise mammalian features of the other Eeveelutions.
 
I was going to refute this, but the only remaining type that would make sense for an Eeveelution would be Dragon, which fits your mold perfectly. That being said, I don’t know how easy that would be to implement, since dragon as a type has a specific animal theme to it that may clash with the otherwise mammalian features of the other Eeveelutions.
Why wouldn't a steel type make sense? Make it look like a Zoid, or a Poo-chi.
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Give it a metal coat.
 
If I had to guess, it might be a little column A, little column B - the letter is aboutthe doxxing, but the leaks are another motovator too, just left unsaid.
Honestly that would make sense, unfortunately it will just make things spread more due to how the internet is.
 
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