Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Slur.EXE said:
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Lmfao what the hell, I thought this one was a fake. Can't believe it's real. We were robbed of our Hasidic enclave, damn it!!
 
"Giving birth to a monster and a human's child is just a way to represent that the woman may never be human and go live with her folks ever again, since her blood is now related to the spiritual world and can't go back. It's a point of no return simbolized by the birth of new life"

So she's still possibly underage and gets impregnated by the pokemon?

How is this any better?
 
>Jewish "Tuxedo" town

They actually considered making an a gimmick town based off Crown Heights, lmao. I imagine that's what ultimately became Black City/White Forest. I for one do not lament the lack of Jews in Unova though.

It also seems like the "Starbucks" idea eventually became the Pokecenter cafe in the Alola titles (which I am admittedly a frequent patron of even if it has very little practical value after the first quarter of the game).
 
AnotherPleb said:
What in the actual fuck are you doing with 35 base attack?
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Assuming you're going for the generic 252/252/4 set...

Ledian (M) @ Charti Berry
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Bug Bite
- Aerial Ace
- Drain Punch
- Swords Dance

I came up with this just now. It's SOMETHING he can abuse at least since he doesn't get Quiver Dance, Calm Mind, or Nasty Plot for his better special attacks.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
it's funny that you linked shuckle as if the hyper-autists in this thread (myself included) won't know which retarded but lovable bug you mean. that thing's defensive stats are monstrous, and i've seen some goofy strats theorized for it, though it seems real hard to pull off in competitive.
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This is the set I always use on Shuckle:

Shuckle (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 28 Def / 228 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Rest
- Toxic
- Infestation
- Shell Smash

A fully boosted contrary Shell Smash can even shake off super effective moves. This set is basically the ONLY stall set I ever use. All of my pokemon have always been fully offensive sets.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
Assuming you're going for the generic 252/252/4 set...

Ledian (M) @ Charti Berry
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Bug Bite
- Aerial Ace
- Drain Punch
- Swords Dance

I came up with this just now. It's SOMETHING he can abuse at least since he doesn't get Quiver Dance, Calm Mind, or Nasty Plot for his better special attacks.
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wow. is ledian's best bug stab seriously bug bite?
Celebrate Nite said:
This is the set I always use on Shuckle:

Shuckle (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 28 Def / 228 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Rest
- Toxic
- Infestation
- Shell Smash

A fully boosted contrary Shell Smash can even shake off super effective moves. This set is basically the ONLY stall set I ever use. All of my pokemon have always been fully offensive sets.
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why did they deny the best bug body press? he would make such great use out of it.
 
I've heard rumblings about a kunihiko yuyama and how he was responsible for a lot of the things fans hated about the Pokemon anime, like Ash not retiring for example, yet also I've heard he's being used as a scapegoat. Is there any truth to that?

Also I've heard that the character Dot wasn't well received by kids but her alter ego Gurumin was. I don't remember the interview where they said that, was that in a leak?
 
30+GameOvers said:
Speaking of the pokephilia leaks, I would say the damage is done. Nobody cares if there was mistranslation or not, Typhlosion/Slaking are always going to be rapists and Lapras/Octillery will always be horndogs wanting human dick.
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I think this is missing the point somewhat, but only because what them making a bunch of similar stories [with the first one being about Piloswine of all things being the guy who forces himself on a human] would mean.

It doesn't matter what Pokémon it is because the point is the myth, the folklore, so any Pokémon can be put in there. Humans go into the mountain and the mountain creature takes them away. Humans go to the sea and the sea creature leaves them a rotten kid. Start a war when your wife gets shot by hunters because she was a literal bear and then God comes over and breaks the goddamn planet to pieces to teach you all a lesson.

And of course, in a lot of those stories, there's always a ritual of the dead Pokémon having its eyes, its heart, and its voice sacrificed to a fire, which is supposed to represent Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf [who even get called "Ghost Pokémon" at times]. The concept they were going with is of Sinnoh folklore being all about following rituals and if you don't follow them - if you disrespect nature by overhunting or doing needless harm - you get punished.

[I also find it really amusing that the stories of the Pokémon who takes in a human wife end with the Pokémon getting killed by his wife's family, which he says is inevitable and is why he teaches her the ritual of what to do with his dead body. Meanwhile the stories about the Ursarings involve them massacring an entire village in revenge for overhunting and leaving a baby cub behind to be raised by a survivor so that he can guide the souls of the dead away, which requires that same ritual.]

I'm actually surprised about how many stories they told had to do about bears.

...anyway, my point is, it's not that Typhlosion and Slaking are rapists, it's that EVERY POKÉMON IS A RAPIST OR A HORNDOG and that's fucking hilarious.

But hey, in their lore, Pokémon and humans are literally the kids of Dialga and Palkia respectively, so of course Pokémon would want humans.
 
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"The villagers went back and told the others what they had seen."
LMAO how wild of a day was that for the village.

The craziest shit just went down bro. Remember that weirdo who fucked an octopus? His mutant Squidward spawn told us there would be a whale, so we followed him and then a giant fucking bear runs out of the woods. This nigga ran up and just started punching it, and the bear is kicking his ass. He got in a chokehold, the bear crushes him, and they're both fucking dead!
 
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Another Random said:
Keep in mind that because this is supposed to be the same kind of people who think foxes and raccoons are totally shapeshifting into humans to get sex, the kid isn't supposed to look like a fish, it's supposed to look like a normal guy. Who goes around maiming animals for shits and giggles.
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Ok, but in this story some dude went:
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and that is more than enough to sully the family name and give the kid issues.
His mom even abandoned him, pretty rough upbringing.
 
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