I know this is probably just a real life Japanese myth with a Pokemon in place of an animal or something, but I am losing my sides at how much it reads like an Oneyplays bit.
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White women fuck dogs is out, Japanese women fuck Pokemon is in.
What I'm wondering is how long this has been sitting on their servers and why in all that time no one thought "ya know, this would probably be a bad look if these unused entries got leaked to the public, we should do something about that." I get its archival stuff for game builds, but fuck me, I know I'd have that shit excised as soon as I'm made aware when my target demographic is children. I get its folklore too, but come on, you're talking about FUCKING ANIMALS, in a KIDS GAME. Time and place, this aint it.
We have a folktale in my country that a river dolphin becomes a man to fuck women then leaving.I know this is probably just a real life Japanese myth with a Pokemon in place of an animal or something, but I am losing my sides at how much it reads like an Oneyplays bit.
"Please don't kill my dad..."
"Goodbye you will never see me again
Arceus feels like it was written by a moron who wanted to make things edgy and only succeeded it making everything retarded. The fact that Gen 4's original deeplore so deeply contradicts it is just funny. Honestly I feel like that sort of attitude has pervaded all the games since like Gen 7, but that's a rant for another time (which I might have already made).
Sorry if late, but what?
Zeus: "hold my beer"
There is also the female only club that is obsessed with machamp. It was featured on the official Pokemon website! Game Freak made the deliberate choice to include Pokefucking. Not only that but they made Machamp cafes a thing where Machamp are the host like in japanese host clubs. At some point Pokemon lore got weirdly sexual because there are some literal freaks working at Game Freak. It's not surprising some sick fuck(s) wanted to get even more explicit.
The ashnime is a separate continuity. In fact, so is the new anime, and also all of the manga, and some of the spinoffs (though not all of them). Why would anyone think that multiple diverging retellings of the same base stories can occupy the same continuity? Even disneytards understand this, that just because spiderman did some shit in a comic doesn't mean it's part of the new avenger movie's backstory or whatever.
I see this argument over and over. Show me the documents explicitly saying that they intended to include all of this but left it out due to time constraints specifically and not any other reason, and then continued to leave it out again for some reason every single time they got to revisit old Sinnoh lore in future entries. For that matter, why would "time constraints" lead them to discard things they had already written in order to write replacements for them?
That is not, and never has been, what "canon" means. Your argument now seems to be "yeah it's not canon but it's cool so I don't care so it counts in my heart" in which case... okay? Why are you even arguing, then? My point was just that it's not part of the finished story, I never actually expressed any opinion on the content of the leaks. You're acting like you've found some hole in my argument while saying nothing that actually contradicts it and trying to move the argument to be about some other thing. Why even reply, then?
Yeah, if this is the kind of shit that's just official material, I can only imagine what we haven't found so far
O.K. but that still doesn't make any sense