Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Nauseated Courgi said:
The only thing that was dissapointing about that livestream was making us stare at a still image for 24 hours only to reveal like 1 new pokemon and a regional variant.

If we had to wait for like 1/6 of that time, it wouldn't have been as dissapointing.
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And they still fucked it up because one of the Ponyta didn't have a tail and everyone thought it was a gender difference.
 
Wingnut said:
Seems like a "reveal" for Hisuian Arcanine like they did with Galarian Ponyta for SwSh. People are claiming this frame is a close up of it's face, and I can definitely make out what look like Arcanine ears and what seems to be a Stoutland-esque giant mustache.
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Lol no, that's the camera being dropped onto the ground.

I like that even in the Pokémon future, cameras still suck ass at recording anything.
 
You know, this got me thinking, exactly how literate do you have to be in order to play Sword and Shield? Sure, it's an six-year old who's taking reading lessons and it probably sounds like the dad isn't willing to chime in to help read to his kid.

But it's kind of weird on how a kid who's about to start school can barely read.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
There's stories of kids not knowing a lick of English playing Pokémon Red/Blue all the way to the end. This parent is a lunatic to think Pokémon's not a child-friendly game.
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With how pathetically easy they've made the story of the modern games, you could probably get through the entire thing by just mashing A enough times.
 
NerdShamer said:
You know, this got me thinking, exactly how literate do you have to be in order to play Sword and Shield? Sure, it's an six-year old who's taking reading lessons and it probably sounds like the dad isn't willing to chime in to help read to his kid.

But it's kind of weird on how a kid who's about to start school can barely read.
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This is a joke, right? Or, an incredibly stupid grift?
 
Pokemon games are usually rated either E or sometimes for ages 10 and up.

Fun fact, they might be useful for reading in english, but at the very least, the original Red/Green/Blue games in Japanese avoid using Kanji, sounding out the words. This makes them bad if you want to learn japanese, as you don't really have the context that kanji can provide.
 
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Wingnut said:
I've always enjoyed Zorua's design and really disliked Zoruark's. Looks like that trend will continue with these regional variants. It reminds me of an edgy sonic OC.
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I like Unovan Zoroark, and Zorua, the two are two of my favorite Pokemon, but this Zoroark just looks like Midnight Lycanroc, not Zoroark.
 
I wish they would do this with unpopular pokemon more to be honest, or at least pokemon with poor stats. It would of been really nice to see something like Crystal Onix or something
 
And now the fourth episode of Pokemon Evolutions got released:
Edit: What's up with this scene's screen ratio though?
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