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Substrain-Seven said:
With his logic, all men who look feminine in any way may as well just be women. They look too feminine to be men, of course! Sperglord logic will never cease to amaze and entertain.
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@Rio, according to some Pokemon sperg and their eyesore of a tumblr, you're now a woman.
 
Fuck, I wish eevees and the starters had a higher female ratio but just... what the fuck. How did his obsession with all goodra being female even start?
 
Substrain-Seven said:
With his logic, all men who look feminine in any way may as well just be women. They look too feminine to be men, of course! Sperglord logic will never cease to amaze and entertain.
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Oh no, someone actually called him out on that on tumblr. He very politely clarified that his "feminine =all female only" views only applies to Goodras.

Because reasons.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh no, someone actually called him out on that on tumblr. He very politely clarified that his "feminine =all female only" views only applies toGoodras.

Because reasons.
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Because autism.

And because grasping for straws is obviously easier than admitting when your logic is shit!
 
I remember when someone on another forum was claiming Sylveon should be female-only or at least have a higher female ratio, despite the fact that all the eeveelutions have the same ratio, regardless of looks. The forum basically shit on him for it.
 
I'm a Pokémon Lolcow

Heck, I wrote a crazy Pokémon Fanfic!

But I used to hang around the Serebii forums a lot like ten years ago, and I've witnessed many, many, lolcow worthy moments.

It got to the point where they needed to instate a rule about using the term "n00b"
 
Oh shit he kind of replied to me
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No my good sir, that was very much a natural pee pee. Also apparently I'm a ponyfag. Better than bein' a slug fucker am i rite OOOOOOO

For reference this is what I sent slugfucker Mcgee
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Man, I really lucked out not geting targeted by this guy, despite being the one who introduced him to the thread.

Sorry you got focused on, @Cosmos

Well, I tried...
http://femalegoodra.tumblr.com/post/111409363240/just-a-heads-up-cosmos-is-a-girl-so-the-whole

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EDIT: He's lurking here, everyone. Say hi!
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Dude, what the fuck? I AM A GIRL. My profile even says it. A lot of my posts talk about how much I love cutesy, girly stuff. I have a vagina and huge boobs. I am a girl and have always been a girl. I don't have to wish I was a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon because I fucking am one. Please show me where I "referenced" that I was a neckbeard. The only time I ever even referenced neckbeards was when I was making fun of the fact that you think I am one. Why are you so obsessed with thinking that I'm a guy? Is it because you can't bear the thought of a female disagreeing with you?

SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh...oh, wow.

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AND HE THINKS I'M COSMOS!!!
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Okay, this is fucking creepy. It was funny at first but now he's joking (I hope he's joking) about cutting off my head and he thinks that literally every single person who criticizes him is me. Head's up, slugfucker, the only times I have ever talked about you have been on here, under my own name. I haven't talked to you on Tumblr because I run a popular blog (full of thousands of people who will attest that I am a cute grill, btw) and I don't want to drag it into your delusional little world. And also, why would I be the only person who criticizes you? I've already seen like a dozen people on Tumblr who think you're insane and are sick of your bullshit. My fellow Kiwis have stepped up to call you out and mock you, too. You're a lot less popular than you think you are, I'm guessing.

Stop harassing people because you think they're me. And stop being so easy to pity and make fun of, it's fucking painful.
 
I heard of some Goodra obsessed freak before but I never realized how fucking obsessed he is. He's just the gift that keeps on giving.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh....oh my god...oh! I've found his origins!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc"This is the impact that one person can do to a board when there are no hotpocketeers "Moderators".. One very, very autistic person and his destiny to make other people hate male Goodra.. The Goodrafag."
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PurpleDude said:
I heard of some Goodra obsessed freak before but I never realized how fucking obsessed he is. He's just the gift that keeps on giving.
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I'm probably biased about this because he's designated me as his arch-nemesis, but I really think that slugfucker deserves his own thread. Apparently he's infamous around /vp/ and has been so since at least September. This is what the video description says about him:
This is the impact that one person can do to a board when there are no hotpocketeers "Moderators".. One very, very autistic person and his destiny to make other people hate male Goodra.. The Goodrafag.

Seriously, this guy is one of the most autistic people I have ever encountered. He could be one of the most autistic people anyone has ever encountered.. Story goes like this. He thinks he can convince people to dislike a pokemon just because it can be male, in this case, Goodra. Even though Goodra already has one of the worst fanbases in vidya history, this faggot does not fail to make it worse than it already is. Everyday he spams around 20 threads. Today was a special occasion. The prick spammed around 70-80 threads today when the moderator was gone. It covered roughly 80% of the board. I capped all this shortly before the moderator finally came back, and hotpocketeer'd them all. Shit was cash, yo.

I want to know why he keeps doing this. He's clearly getting no where. Something as simple as saying that Goodra is feminine will boost his ego resorting into.. Well, This.
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If you watch the video, he literally spammed the shit out of the /vp/ board, posting and reposting pictures of female Goodra and "proof" that Goodra is female over and over again. And he's clearly a 4chan reject, considering his speech (calling everyone "-fags" and using edgy words, etc).
 
Cosmos said:
I'm probably biased about this because he's designated me as his arch-nemesis, but I really think that slugfucker deserves his own thread. Apparently he's infamous around /vp/ and has been so since at least September. This is what the video description says about him:

If you watch the video, he literally spammed the shit out of the /vp/ board, posting and reposting pictures of female Goodra and "proof" that Goodra is female over and over again. And he's clearly a 4chan reject, considering his speech (calling everyone "-fags" and using edgy words, etc).
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Kudos, @Cosmos. It's not everyday you become a lolcow's personal Mary Lee Walsh/Micheal Snyder.

No idea why he's so fixated on you though. Maybe because you said "feminine" in regards to Goodra?
 
Substrain-Seven said:
AHAHAHA, I just realized that he thinks that anon post is mine. Does he just pick and choose random people from the thread to call out? I'm flattered!
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Once he saw my post on here, he changed it to "SteelPlatedAutism". Which I'm not gonna lie is actually a good name for here.

EDIT: Okay @Cosmos, its definitely because you said "feminine" about Goodra, going off his newest post. Dude's got one hell of a hateboner or something for you. I'm just gonna tell him that I'm the one that got Kiwi's attention on him. Doubt it'll help much since he likes to believe his own lies, but its worth a sht.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Once he saw my post on here, he changed it to "SteelPlatedAutism". Which I'm not gonna lie is actually a good name for here.
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Still funny to me that he seriously thought that it was me originally, then. I'm not one to go and confront lolcows, I like to watch from the sidelines. Of course, he wouldn't know that! He's too busy jumping on every dick that criticizes him without a single thought. Goodra dicks, even.

Though, I agree that SteelPlatedAutism is a great name, and you should feel flattered to have been bestowed such a fantastic moniker!
 
Given that slugfucker's issued a jihad against me for some reason, I say we give him what he wants: Attention.

Thread on slugfucker coming shortly.
 
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