Please rate my copypasta

[DogZero]

i think if you are too picky it’s bad for your immune system. i unironically think it’s good to eat stuff that’s a little bad sometimes to keep yourself strong. i only have anecdotal evidence of this, but that’s all i need
eat mold and spoiled food to grow stronger, this is the way


I CONQUER biospheres you can’t even DREAM ofwith my digestive system
my body is a diverse and robust PLANET of GIGAMAXED bacteria
AN ENTIRE WORLD LIVES INSIDE ME

my white blood cells are Pretorian immortal elite bodyguards that have conquered a planets worth of bacteria in single hand to hand immunological combat vs the picky eaters low T, defenseless child tier white blood cells

my bacteria has been fully assimilated and conquered into my internal biosphere
and now serves me as sovereign under the watchful eye of my spartan jade warrior elite white blood cells
i could probably eat a poison mushroom and my blood would turn green and i would be able to talk to the collective mushroom mindnet rather than dying
my body probably actually did get infected with covid but beat it up so bad it felt bad and then took covid to the gym inside my bodily biosphere and worked it out till it became covid 2
which will soon descend upon the population
I AM THE BIOLAB CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WARNED YOU ABOUT

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Lokenstien]

Copypastas are only endearing, engaging and enduring because they come off as genuine regardless of their absurdity. You are trying wayyy too hard.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

 

[DogZero]

Copypastas are only endearing, engaging and enduring because they come off as genuine regardless of their absurdity. You are trying wayyy too hard.

this is taken from an actual conversation I had, slightly edited into a single post. I didn't just randomly make this up

 

[Whatevermancer]

Let me guess, in this moment you are euphoric? Cause you're enlightened by your own intelligence?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fuckthatsgay/10

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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I wish this could be reality.

 

[SIGSEGV]

It's not going in my collection, I'll tell you that much