Please help me - I wish to recline my chair.

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I am in a reclining chair and a 5 pound poodle is napping on the chair with me.

If I adjust the chair, the dog will get startled and leave.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Any dog under 30 pounds is a cat. Cats come back when you move, so move and your cat will come back.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

The poodle hasn’t come back yet. You made the situation worse.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Just move it slowly. Like super duper slowly. And hope the poodle doesn’t bite your junk.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

The poodle hasn’t come back yet. You made the situation worse.

I didn't say it'd come right back and you only have yourself to blame for listening to a soup sandwich.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I didn't say it'd come right back and you only have yourself to blame for listening to a soup sandwich.

I DON’t know what to believe anymore

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Ok so I’m sorry for the doublepost but the poodle came back, but instead of napping on the recliner with me, it is on the couch within petting range some serious shit is happening right now.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Next time you have to put both hands underneath it like a forklift, only more gently, stand up, and place poodlers on the warm spot you just vacated.
Also take dog pic and post.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Next time you have to put both hands underneath it like a forklift, only more gently, stand up, and place poodlers on the warm spot you just vacated.
Also take dog pic and post.

I will not dox my dog but imagine an apricot colored tube sock with a head, legs, and tail, that weighs 5 pounds.