I genuienly want a plantation simulator but in the sense of... you know, an actual simulator, like, I actually want farming sims that are set in historical America and that extends to plantations.
Let me put it this way, large plantation were like multigenerational villages (most slaves did some kind of craft and they had families and stuff on top of the crop yield). That should be inherently interesting to people like how feudal serfdom is.
If you made a latifundia farming sim/Sims-like nobody would even bat an eye at it, because then the slaves would be crackoids.
I genuienly want a plantation simulator but in the sense of... you know, an actual simulator, like, I actually want farming sims that are set in historical America and that extends to plantations.
Let me put it this way, large plantation were like multigenerational villages (most slaves did some kind of craft and they had families and stuff on top of the crop yield). That should be inherently interesting to people like how feudal serfdom is.
If you made a latifundia farming sim/Sims-like nobody would even bat an eye at it, because then the slaves would be crackoids.
I downloaded Plantation Simulator as a joke but why did this game immediately colonize MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY like HELLO??? Explain why I opened this game for “5 minutes” and suddenly I’m in my room at 4:12AM whispering “optimize the crop yield…” like some kind of farming oracle
The gameplay loop?? ADDICTIVE. Actually disrespectfully addictive
Plant crops manage workers upgrade the plantation suddenly you’re ascending beyond mortal comprehension
Like why is maintaining fences more emotionally fulfilling than half the relationships I’ve had
And the upgrades?? Oh it’s giving:
“small humble farm” “economic empress slay dynasty” REAL quick
Every time I unlocked something new I felt my frontal lobe physically developing
This game didn’t just raise my IQ. It raised my CREDIT SCORE
BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE REAL CROP IN THIS FIELD—
CHUDTHEBUILDER
When I say this man is hot???
I mean medically concerning levels of hot
Like why is this developer out here serving rugged giga-rizz lumberjack architect energy??? Sir PLEASE I’m trying to focus on my crops and meanwhile this man is out here casually mogging the entire Steam industry
The second I saw the name “ChudTheBuilder” I already knew:
“Oh… so we’re dealing with a generational talent.”
This isn’t game development anymore.
This is SERVING.
This is SLAYING.
This is blue-collar babygirl excellence
And can we PLEASE discuss how Plantation Simulator is lowkey one of the most LGBTQIA-supportive experiences spiritually imaginable
The vibes?? Immaculate.
The energy?? Safe space.
The aura?? Certified ally behavior
This game said:
“you can manage crops AND serve ♥♥♥♥ simultaneously”
The worker coordination? Cooperative.
The farm management? Inclusive.
The upgrades? Gender affirming honestly
And honestly?? We needed this.
Gaming has peaked.
Other simulators are out here begging for attention like
“please play me ”
Meanwhile Plantation Simulator is standing in the corner like:
“no I already know I’m that girl”
There were multiple moments where I just stared at the screen in complete silence because my soul had fully detached from my body
Like wow…
This isn’t just farming.
This is CINEMA.
This is LORE.
This is a 67-rizz spiritual awakening
Before Plantation Simulator: flop era weak aura no crop synergy
i have almost 100%'d the game (i cant be bothered to upgrade the hat to max) View attachment 9037180View attachment 9037182
the game is aight, 10-20 minute experience, will take an hour to 100% complete it though
it's also very buggy, i presume vibecoded
the bar under the health is supposed to be stamina i presume but it doesnt render anything ETA: those are some of the other games made by the same dev View attachment 9037202 View attachment 9037203 View attachment 9037204
idk man....
like HELLO??? Explain why I opened this game for “5 minutes” and suddenly I’m in my room at 4:12AM whispering “optimize the crop yield…” like some kind of farming oracle
manage workers
girlboss agriculture
”
I already know I’m that girl”
flop era
elite farmer mindset
