Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

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JFKdestroyer said:
Take a pizza and make 4 cuts: two from top to bottom and two from side to side (like a tic-tac-toe board). You are now left with a single square piece in the middle and a total of 16 corners. TIMECUBE is the 4 Time-Points (the middle piece) rotating around earth (the pizza) through the three other Time Points to create 16 Corners. Coincidence? I think not, and Comet Pizza may have been serving pizza this way for YEARS.
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If someone invented a pizza making method where all the slices were corner slices, I'd probably order from that place all the time.
 
This is some, like, J.J. Abrams level shit right here.

You know a conspiracy theory is good when you can barely understand what the fuck is going on.
 
To be fair to them, there is a lot of fishy stuff about the Podesta emails. However, it's more likely that, instead of a pedo satan ring, it involves sketchy political favors, likely cronyism, and major wastes of resources on the taxpayer's dime.

While the idea of a pedo satan ring is far more juicy and shocking, unless they turn up tangible evidence instead of circumstantial things, they're going to make any investigation of those emails look like a joke. : \
 
TiredConlanger said:
To be fair to them, there is a lot of fishy stuff about the Podesta emails. However, it's more likely that, instead of a pedo satan ring, it involves sketchy political favors, likely cronyism, and major wastes of resources on the taxpayer's dime.

While the idea of a pedo satan ring is far more juicy and shocking, unless they turn up tangible evidence instead of circumstantial things, they're going to make any investigation of those emails look like a joke.
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I was reading a book on the "Satanic Panic" of the 80's (which in many ways this nonsense is a modern-day version of), and there was this one passage that stood out to me:

"To the true believers, the lack of evidence of Satanic ritual abuse was just more evidence of how evil and clever those devil-worshipers were: They were eating those babies, bones and all!"
 
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StarvingAutist said:
I was reading a book on the "Satanic Panic" of the 80's (which in many ways this nonsense is a modern-day version of), and there was this one passage that stood out to me:

"To the true believers, the lack of evidence of Satanic ritual abuse was just more evidence of how evil and clever those devil-worshipers were: They were eating those babies, bones and all!"
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Lack of evidence will be seen as proof that the conspiracy controls all levels of society.
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
Lack of evidence will be seen as proof that the conspiracy controls all levels of society.
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It's funny...the anti-SJWs who believe this are fond of accusing other people of "kafkatrapping", but then they turn around and do this, and say that anyone who doesn't believe in it is a BIG GUBBMENT SHILL!
 
And they're closing shop. Thus the great exodus to Voat begins.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pizzagate/comments/5edior/admins_will_be_banning_this_subreddit_at_4pm_pst/

edit: and they're gone. Some of the lulizer content that they provided:

http://archive.is/jR9YS : Closing time (You don't have to go home but you can't stay here)

http://archive.is/4LMJj : Hidden symbolism in children entertainment

http://archive.is/B87Oz: L. Ron Hubbard was a hero!

http://archive.is/hHS53

http://archive.is/XDMcR: Sonichu shitpost

http://archive.is/tmPpE: Cory in the House shitpost
 
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