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sea panther said:
Momma PT only had a DNA test done on herself. So PT is still able to claim her father is a mysterious Japaroo businessman. And anyway, if PT had one done on herself and it inevitably showed up 0% Asian, she'd just say the test was wrong because she "feels" Japanese.
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The problem? If Pixi got a DNA test on herself, and it showed ANY Asian ancestry at all--even if it came from a place like Iran or Uzbekistan--she'd latch on to the "Asian" label and use it to "prove" her Japaneseness.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
The problem? If Pixi got a DNA test on herself, and it showed ANY Asian ancestry at all--even if it came from a place like Iran or Uzbekistan--she'd latch on to the "Asian" label and use it to "prove" her Japaneseness.
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Besides, Iranians, and I believe Central Asians in general, are more closely related to the Indo-European line. Goes to show how much she knows.

Iran is Persian for "land of the Aryans" by the way. Real Japanese right there.
 
Knowing PixiTeri she would have 5% Russian and tell everyone "see I'm Asian! I knew it all along! I told everyone its from an ancient line of Russian that came from Japan!"
 
Tenchi said:
Knowing PixiTeri she would have 5% Russian and tell everyone "see I'm Asian! I knew it all along! I told everyone its from an ancient line of Russian that came from Japan!"
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She's legitimately desperate to latch on to any and all hope she has to be being Japanese.
That being said, she's going to somehow claim that Japanese food somehow turned her Japanese.
 
CalmMyTits said:
I get what you're saying, and that just proves Pixy is even more stupid... she has lovely blue eyes but she covers them with brown or red contacts. If she is willing to change her eye color I don't understand why she won't change her hair.
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Yeah, you're right. I forgot about the contacts thing.
 
Cwckifan said:
Given her anxieties and depressions, one wonders how being Japanese would possibly help her ailments
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It can't, really. All it would be is a self-esteem boost. She's wanted to be Japanese for so long that ANY Asian blood that shows up in a DNA test, no matter how minuscule or far removed from the isles of Japan, would be taken as a sign of her "true Nippon heritij."

But even that would be just a band-aid for the rest of her problems.
 
Pikonic said:
My god!
20 LIKES IS NOT ENOUGH!!! GIVE THIS MAN MORE!
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Since you've all been so kind, here's something along similar lines. I'll stop before we all develop some horrible macro fetish.
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Hakurei said:
She's legitimately desperate to latch on to any and all hope she has to be being Japanese.
That being said, she's going to somehow claim that Japanese food somehow turned her Japanese.
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plautistic said:
Since you've all been so kind, here's something along similar lines. I'll stop before we all develop some horrible macro fetish.
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A bit off the current topic, but I'm about 34 pages into this thread and I keep seeing all of these references to "wind chimes" (something to do with her believing her biological father was Japanese). Could someone elaborate on this?
 
Goodbad Girl said:
A bit off the current topic, but I'm about 34 pages into this thread and I keep seeing all of these references to "wind chimes" (something to do with her believing her biological father was Japanese). Could someone elaborate on this?
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Pixy believes her real father was a Japanese businessman because she is as mad as Charles Bronson covered in Flora and taunting some prison guards.

Yes, she actually believes (and openly claims) her mother had an affair, totally disregarding her mum and dad's feelings because she's a massive fucking weeaboo who didn't get clipped round the ear 'ole enough as a child.
 
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