👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Sexual Stallone]

35 year old Pixy, 50 lbs fatter than she is today and still dressing in lolita anime character outfits. Future Hal isn't going to have sex with that.

 

[sea panther]

How old is she again?

She turns 29 in July.

35 year old Pixy, 50 lbs fatter than she is today and still dressing in lolita anime character outfits. Future Hal isn't going to have sex with that.

One day you'll change your mind, Hal. One day.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I'll probably look like this when I'm 35 so I'll doubt it

 

[wheat pasta]

Wow, remind me to tell future-you to shave.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

you can tell that to the 2 years ago version of me

 

[John Titor]

She turns 29 in July.

Guh. I just turned 26. She's making me feel very self-conscious about my age. Then again, a lot of lolcows here make me do that.

 

[Seahorses]

I'll probably look like this when I'm 35 so I'll doubt it

Spoiler

But...that's what I was planning on looking like. I just wasted a fortune on suits too.

 

[BT 075]

Amateurs. This will be me at 35. #doinitrite

 

[Chikinballs]

I am thirty five, so this game is no fun.

Here is me last year though...

 

[Golly]

I'm a little younger, so I don't need to worry much about Pixy. I have Rose and Kailyn to keep me on my toes for now.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Why is the Pixy thread redirecting me to the Pics thread? So weird!

 

[pickleniggo]

Why is the Pixy thread redirecting me to the Pics thread? So weird!

Because no one wants to look at her anymore. We're all hotter anyway.

 

[For The Internet]

Those two pics of Pixy in the white dress (with and without the cardi) were downright nice. Then she has to show her ass and her grandma bra. I'm not having a dig - I went from being like an A cup to a C cup within a couple of months of turning 14 and was a D 6 months later and then by 16 a DD so I've never been able to wear petite desu bras (bane of my 16 year old existence was being unable to find a triangle bra above a C). I'm glad to see she owns appropriate bras.

I just never, ever need to see them or her godforsaken pantsu.

 

[Pikonic]

Remember how we were all talking how nice she looks when she's smiling like a normal person without the deer stare and isn't weeby/ trying to look SUPA KAWAII SEXI and we thought she was improving?

Spoiler: lol no

 

[For The Internet]

I always enjoy the shooping on that picture.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Remember how we were all talking how nice she looks when she's smiling like a normal person without the deer stare and isn't weeby/ trying to look SUPA KAWAII SEXI and we thought she was improving?

Spoiler: lol no

God darn it!

 

[sea panther]

Remember how we were all talking how nice she looks when she's smiling like a normal person without the deer stare and isn't weeby/ trying to look SUPA KAWAII SEXI and we thought she was improving?

Spoiler: lol no

That rascal!

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Finally figured out who the fuck she reminds me of. Margot Kidder.

 

[sea panther]

PT's got a sexy new shoot up!

Spoiler: Would you fuck me now, Hal-sama?

 

[Foulmouth]

PT's got a sexy new shoot up!

Spoiler: Would you fuck me now, Hal-sama?

Lets see Hal resist her now !