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AtroposHeart said:
Here's some info I picked up on Pixy from another forum. Don't know how legit it is, or not. But it sounds reasonable

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The thing is, family members have told her to stop and look at herself. Debbie (her mother) even said to her a few months ago, "You're not the size that you think you are" and even bought her some plus sized items. Of course, PT got mad. Even dumber is that she was mad that they fit. Debbie has tried her best to limit PT's internet exposure and disapproves of her buying cosplay and lolita junk behind her back when she's supposed to be paying off her hospital bills (since she's such a hypochondriac). The first step that Debbie took (years ago) was making her delete her deviantArt account. The second was to deactivate her Facebook and Twitter accounts. Buuuut we all know how well that worked out because she just came back to all accounts (minus deviantArt) even worse than before. Crazier than before.

There was even a time when one of PT's older brothers offered to move in to help Debbie and Papa PT since PT herself is so fucking crazy. Then her other brother and sister-in-law tried to get involved. Her sister-in-law basically monitors the internet to make sure that she doesn't make too much of an ass of herself. Obviously, she doesn't have much control over that seeing as how PT kept tweeting about that James guy on and on. It was cringe-worthy to watch... it felt like an ugly old woman lusting after a teenage boy. It's been what feels like ages and she's still not over that fuck-buddy.

And of course, there was the recent husubando rant she had on Facebook about how she wants a man that'll basically bend over backwards for her, enable her delusional fantasies, let her spend all his money, and whatnot saying this is the only man she'd be willing to "change" for. I don't see how in the hell she would change seeing these requirements. Of course, she wants a handsome Japanese man or a white guy that looks like one of her anime characters. Seeing as how she's quite ugly and puts zero effort into her appearance, this man never has and never will exist.

Anyway, she's a lost cause.
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All of it is 100% true. A lot of these things are lifted straight off her facebook or twitter, or directly from the mouth of her sister-in-law herself (her SIL is a cool lady and very sweet).
 
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Sure, Sarah, sure...nothing compared to your KAWAII cosplays
 
AtroposHeart said:
View attachment 1347 Sure, Sarah, sure...nothing compared to your KAWAII cosplays
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Yeah, it's not like the woman in the image made lifeless duckfaces nor did the woman in cosplay ever made pose that could make ones eyes bleed. :alog:
You know, I do wonder, how would Pixy fare if she tried to cosplay Shrek? Would she be ogre?
 
c-no said:
Yeah, it's not like the woman in the image made lifeless duckfaces nor did the woman in cosplay ever made pose that could make ones eyes bleed. :alog:
You know, I do wonder, how would Pixy fare if she tried to cosplay Shrek? Would she be ogre?
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CWCissey said:
She ogrewhelmed him and the gods saw fit to enact 'Operation: Ogrekill'.
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Operation: Ogrekill. Curse you Pixyteri :alog:, I say that because I will be a target of Ogrekill.
 
c-no said:
Operation: Ogrekill. Curse you Pixyteri :alog:, I say that because I will be a target of Ogrekill.
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Only if she sleeps with you and gets preggers. On the day of the spawning, you will get crushed by a meteor in the hospital car park.
 
CWCissey said:
Only if she sleeps with you and gets preggers. On the day of the spawning, you will get crushed by a meteor in the hospital car park.
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I'd rather be with a pony or a some terrible stereotype of a brony than with Pixy :alog: because at least with that, I don't have to die knowing the last thing I see is something that says "im poopin". Well that or I'd rather die knowing the last thing I see is green like a :pickle:.
 
FogHornCakeHorn said:
I'm giving Pixyteri the benefit of the doubt on this one, I think she miss typed her comment.What she meant to write was titiful cosplay.
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FoghornCakehorn, I don't know you from Adam,
BUT ! '
I'm all fucked uip, so I accuse you of having buttsecks with Pixy !
You disgusting specimen, you.
 
FogHornCakeHorn said:
I'm giving Pixyteri the benefit of the doubt on this one, I think she miss typed her comment.What she meant to write was titiful cosplay.
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'Fraid not. That picture was earlier in this thread. Someone basically told her to be nice and her response was something like "I've been trolled so I'm entitled to say this is pitiful"
 
hal9000 said:
Just a friendly reminder, just because Pixy is fat and ugly it doesn't mean I would have sex with her.
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By saying that, it means you are implying something. Through reverse psychology, it could mean you would want to do it with Pixy.
 
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